I'm a criminal in hiding and I need to know how to run a PC in the woods off grid...

I'm a criminal in hiding and I need to know how to run a PC in the woods off grid. Problem is I know jack shit about solar/generators/some tech I've never heard of. Can you kind anons help?

My only other strategy is to get a decent laptop and stockpile batteries which I can charge in a library or something. Or collecting a shit ton of extension leads and running it into someone's house without them knowing lolz.

>what crime did you commit?

Long story, but basically I got busted making shrooms and I have priors.

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authorities contacted

>Staying off the grid while being on the grid

turn yourself in, tyrone

Do you have a car? You can charge a laptop off of your car's battery.

I do, but I need a stealthier solution.

I was kidding guys :^)

stop larping and get a job you faggot

fake
your priorities would be more like powering lightbulbs or a freezer, not playing videogames

I don't play video games anymore.
Lighting is cheap, I have other options for food.

get bicycle, dynamo, laptop, google up how to shit that up together so that it doesn't move around and produce electricity and learn to fap while biking because the baterry will eventually go to shit and your laptop will turn off during watching porn

if you want to go off grid, there will be no internet access. it's part of the grid

ask yourself, is this the life you want to live?

You stupid fucking larper cunt you can't go to jail in pretty much every country in the world for growing shrooms only selling them. And if you managed to get caught selling shrooms you should probably rethink your entire life.

I was going to help you, but then I noticed you frogposted.
Fuck off my board.

/diy/ is a better board for that kinda thing.

Sure you were

Go to the police station and say it's you

Get a small fission reactor, make your own grid.

Why you would want a PC? get a tablet or a large smart phone that you can power with simple solar panels and power banks

this is a possibility. someone post the smartphone battlestation.

>I need to know how to run a PC in the woods off grid.

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You know there is no electricity in the woods, right?

>smartphone battlestation
I wanna see this too

literally just googled this. It's from fucking read it =(

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Topkek

The ultimate in faggotry. Needs optional corn syrup drip and insulin storage.

Car battery
Inverter
Solar panel

>4.5 inch phone docking bay
Imagine spending a gorillion burguercoins in this shit and can't fit a modern phone... KEK

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Fpbp

buy generator, fuel it with gasoline
the battery idea is absolutely retarded. your in hiding and on the run, why would you want to go to a library every day to charge your shit?