I've recently switched to DOS and I can't believe how much better it is than WindAIDS, nOSeX, UBANTO, and other loonix-based operating systems for virgins.
I know what you're going to say, "lol dos is ghey and obsol33t, i cant belive ur usin such a shitty operating system, after i help mom out setting up the table ill come back and tell u why."
MYTH: "lol u cant even use teh internets wit dos, gg"
FACT: You can. And there are even graphical web browsers such as Arachne. Good game, squirt.
MYTH: "i cant listen to my pirated mp3z in dose, gg"
FACT: You can, and there are many DOS applications that can play different formats. Try looking here: opus.co.tt
MYTH: "lulz dose isnt even suported nemore gg on usin an obsolte os"
FACT: MS-DOS compatible operating systems are still being developed. The latest release of FreeDOS was in January 2016.
MYTH: "ok buddy try playn the vidya on dos. o wait u can not bc dos-basedh vidya gaems stopped bein made liek in 1995, before i wuz even boarn"
FACT: True, most games released today are not DOS-compatible, but all the classics are. Unlike you, little one, I enjoy games with great gameplay as opposed to shitty ones with tightened graphics. Doom, Civilization, Commander Keen, Raptor, etc. These are games which are TIMELESS, which means they will always be fun, even 10 years from now when you're starting college.
THE COMMAND LINE IS KING!
"but wait, lols, teh command line sux besides u can use lunix if u want to type hsit"
The DOS command line is much more intuitive. If you want to use the CLI in Linux you need to memorize random, unintuitive combinations of letters. And if the CLI reminds you too much of typing book reports in school, there are many DOS graphic shells around. Educate yourselves: chebucto.ns.ca
While you guys are playing with your toy OS, I'll be using the only true practical operating system: DOS.