Doin' it is like going out for chinese food. It's not over til you both get your cookies.
Linus Sex Tips
Elijah Wilson
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Joshua Green
Laugh all you want but I would lick whipped cream off his chest
Ian Rodriguez
>Linux Emo Tips
Beat this one first.
Robert Turner
keep pushing it in until it pops into place, here should be an audible click
Brayden Sanders
>If youre doing it right you should hear her moan. Speaking of moaning, you know what really turns me on? Our sponsor Corsair's new RGB fans! These bad boys will keep your rig cool AND looking cool.
Grayson Turner
*audible cuck
Christopher Flores
He has an embarrassingly low amount of muscle for a grown man, but he has low bf and looks healthy, so whatever. also stop being gay.
Christian Smith
imagine the soy intake it requires to have the body of a twelve year old well into your thirties
Carter Gutierrez
Why do you think he makes his living scamming and targeting mainly underage on YouTube?
It's because he can only measure up to children, whether in height, muscle mass, mentality, or tech literacy, and his tech literacy is superficial enough to mainly scam children on behest of companies.
Also fuck off to
with this youtuber marketing channel shit.
Robert Price
Me and all my gay friends think he's a fag
Our gaydar is never wrong
Zachary King
he has two kids
John Hall
My best friends are twins and their dad is a fag
Still married tho
Leo Moore
No you first. Stop being """straight"""
Eli Jackson
And? Since when did that mean anything? I don't think he's gay, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was.
Colton Anderson
History is full of married homosexuals with kids, that isn't an argument.
Robert Anderson
DAMN Linux creator looks like that?
William Bailey
No, he looks like this
youtube.com
Jonathan Parker
Start like a butterfly, finish like a bulldog licking up sticky toffee pudding
Mason Flores
>he has two kids
So did Anthony Perkins, Oscar Wilde, Tony Richardson.
Let's be honest though, the probability of those two children belonging to Linus is low. Luke is most likely the biological father.
Alexander Johnson
LinuxRaceMix
Lincoln Scott
I shudder to think what the sexual analogy for the revolting preference for touchscreen laptops is.
Jordan Sullivan
He has perfectly good body for his lifestyle.
Which is miles better than an average Murican
He can surely bulk up when he needs to. (change lifestyle/war/etc)
Blake King
>He can surely bulk up
Julian Fisher
I dommed Linus on omegle once. He was my dirty little yes-man slave and did every filthy thing I commanded without question.
I would happily provide screenshots as proof, but this is a blue board, so...
James Roberts
sex is a lot like math. you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply
Henry Green
In case of Linus, you divide by 0 and call Luke as substitute while you are resolving the error in the cuck shed.
Jason King
HAHAHAHA LMAO THAT'S HILARIOUS DID YOU JUST COME UP WIHT THAT HAHAHAHAH
Thomas James
it takes many nails to make a bed, and only one screw to fill it
Joseph Campbell
I have 2 kids and I'm the biggest faggot on earth. Kids are made fast.
Thomas White
what did he mean by this
Michael Johnson
Your friends are both fags too? This is why pressuring fags to stay in the closet and breed is a bad idea.
Landon Walker
dude should stick to writing ubuntu
Asher Hall
Make a thread on or risk the ban.
Caleb Lopez
fake news
Alexander Young
this thread is sponsored by tunnelbear
Kevin Hughes
I know this is a shitpost, but Torvalds is closer to the average Jow Forums poster than to Linus Shill Tips
Tyler Cox
You're a faggot too and your parents are straight. Check and mate atheist.
Easton Morales
>Linus Sex Tips
Is actually a really fucking good YTP.
>youtube.com
Dylan Hill
I don’t define myself by something as vain as sexuality.
Joshua Hernandez
Sure you don't, virgin.
Luis Perez
Want to explore his tunnel, bear?
Benjamin Gonzalez
He had a vasectomy.
Logan Ortiz
You got me there
Parker Jackson
*has more children than you will ever have*
*fulfilled his biological role*
*earns more money than you*
psssshhhh nothing personel kido
Ian Morales
>*fulfilled his biological role*
Well, he can die now tbqh. There's nothing else for him to do here.
Christopher Sanchez
he has pretty ok physques, I imagine him to be more on skellyish side
Grayson Nelson
STOP
ADVERTISING
YOUR
SHITTY
CHANNEL
HERE
FAGGOT
Jordan Moore
>implying he'd browse Jow Forums
Connor Thompson
Stop shilling yourself Linus, you gay asshole
Ian Evans
It's pretty common knowledge he browses /d/...
Adam Williams
gross
Jace Bailey
Damn he actually looks ripped compared to what I thought he would look like. How can we even compete