From a technological point of view, would you fuck her?

From a technological point of view, would you fuck her?

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A cat is fine too.

YOUR WANG. STAR WANG.

Nice

Only if she moves in mysterious ways, desu

>cat lady

Next time you respond in my thread, you better fucking bump it.

I'd fuck anyone. My only criteria is
- no mtf
- no ftm
- no grannies
- no landwhales
- does not smell like shit
- no prostitutes (whores are fine, but I will not pay)
Which is a lot of women yet I can't get laid

I'd yiff the cat desu

She's kinda cute, so yes.

fpbp

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Yes, she'd be looking hella hot with ma 19inch dick in her nigga

oh yeah. I would wreck that cat till it would not have a chance to be in heat ever again.

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High standards cunt
My criteria is
1.be cute

Thats literally it

It sounds like high standard maybe because there are a lot of them but they are most people's baseline - most people's 1 on a scale of 10. Most people won't fuck a tranny or a granny or a fatty - that's like a negative number on that scale

>visionlosangeles.com/mainboard/women/741295/alana--greszata
>Bust 32" B
dropped

>Most people won't fuck a tranny or a granny or a fatty
Your standards are way too high user.

thats what i thought when i first saw this commercial, and furthermore -- I mean personally if I had to describe it to you I would like to suck on her tits with distinct attention to her nipples and feel her up in every way while I was getting hard. Then I would turn her around and fuck her from behind until I came inside her. Depending on how I felt after I was done, we could just sleep together or I'd call her a kike and throw her out of my house physically.

but flat is justice, r-right?

>her

flat, as in 2d

>open this thread
>think I'm cool and edgy because I would rather fuck the cat
>read replies

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my standarts are pulse and tits

Grow up

she makes me grow up every tiem homie

My standards are
1. Body is still warm

pfft. good luck with that

cannot unsee

You both have high standards. I will literally do anything. My critera are: female. I once fapped to pictures of angela merkel, just to give context. In fact, on my scale, Angela Merkel wouldn't even be at the bottom. I'd go out of my way for her to be my GF.

Someone pointed out a couple of days ago that her earlobes are attached, which put me off a bit.

Cuck spotted

Flat is macOS 10.10

The horse version is better because it perfectly copies the shape of her face.

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