This guy walks up to you in the datacenter and says your infrastructure is shit, and slaps your girlfriend on the ass
What do you do?
This guy walks up to you in the datacenter and says your infrastructure is shit, and slaps your girlfriend on the ass
Brayden Roberts
Josiah Collins
I get shipped off to the Amazon mines where I'm forced to piss in bottles.
Jordan Wilson
Jokes on him, I have no gf.
Daniel Gutierrez
Piss in a plastic bottle
Oliver Garcia
Time to go on Amazon and order some upgrades.
Levi Richardson
Give him the finger while some glow in the dark nigger shoots my finger off
Elijah Powell
sexual harassment lawsuit
Julian Moore
/thread
Brandon Walker
sue him for ez money
Mason Thompson
>your girlfriend
Where do you think you are?
Michael Price
>slaps your girlfriend on the ass
>your girlfriend
>slaps
>girlfriend
WHO WAS GIRLFRIEND?
Bentley Thomas
drink the koolaid and get a really well paying job
Justin Murphy
But I'm not a lesbian
Colton Sanders
I challenge him for a netbattle to regain my honor.
My FlameHyenard.exe will never lose to a scrub like him.
Jose Cox
bezos is based
Carson Smith
you aren't female either
Jayden Morris
Prove it
*unzips dick*
Joseph Sanchez
Stop and watch as my girlfriend goes apeshit and accuses him of sexual harassment, creates a #metoo Jihad on his ass via social media, inflicts massive PR disaster on his company and makes us both rich in the process.
Jordan Nelson
It's actually surprising how many actual females browse Jow Forums.
But they don't post dumb shit like did.
Landon Murphy
proceed to finger his butthole on command
Bentley Baker
>I'm not like the other girls
Henry Ward
Go back to showing your tits on Twitch sweetie.
Luke Lee
All of the high IQ girls watch Rick and Morty while drinking each other's piss.
Brandon Clark
But I am the girlfriend
Luke Russell
Migrate everything to AWS and marry Alexa.
James Wood
>This guy walks up to you in the datacenter and says your infrastructure is shit
ok
>and slaps your girlfriend on the ass
I'd have to kick his ass then
Austin Gomez
faggot
Joshua Thompson
>slaps your girlfriend on the ass
Jeff? Slap a girls ass?
Just like Zuckerberg and Gates, he is still a nerd.
Rich one, but still a nerd.
Christopher White
Why is my girlfriend in the datacenter with me? This broke my immersion. Women have basically no personality/hobbies on average, and are rarely found in STEM. I wouldn't make my gf come with me to something that is either part of my job or just a nerdy thing I'm interested in.
Anthony Anderson
you can't sue for sexual harassment by high-fiving someone
Jose Murphy
Aiden Davis
1) but my infrastructure is on amazon
2) what gf?
Benjamin Myers
Call him a discount vin diesel and watch him drive into a wall