i just bought another jelly dildo
this triggers the Jow Forumsoid
I just bought another jelly dildo
Connor Turner
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Jordan Gray
post pics of you using it
Christian Hughes
i'll think about it
Nicholas Clark
Gau
Blake Brooks
homo
I will shove that dildo in ur mouth and spank u over my knee until u turn straight
Ryder Phillips
Post more Kurapikas.
Luke Nguyen
you're gay
William Russell
oh no user, please don't
Elijah Cox
Just realized your id has qt in it. Gg you're on the right path. Buy a nigger one next time.
Noah Scott
Prove it, gaylord
Benjamin Lee
a nigger one?
Jose Stewart
smaller one this time hopefully?
Hudson Gomez
don't check my id
Luke Foster
i've turned "straight" guys before
you're going to be my next victim
it's 7 inches
only an inch bigger than my other dildo
Elijah Cook
B-but that other one was already too big?
Aiden Kelly
i've turned at least 3 "straight" guys gay (at least for me)
if you've only done one or two you're small time :3
Jose Smith
Not gonna happen
Hunter Jenkins
Send it to me
Justin Morgan
this pls
Julian Murphy
did any of the 3 succ your pepsi?
Logan Carter
bigger* my bad
You gotta make it to 9 inches my rad lad.
Camden Moore
no, 6 inches is the perfect size for me
i've never said it's too big
i go to the club a lot and get flirted with by "straight" guys. 80% of the time they'll just go "meh" and fuck me anyway. easily over 10 guys, and that's just irl
online it happens all the time, can't even give you a number
and yes i'm bragging
John Gonzalez
Uh, probably was other aussie then. Have fun I guess.
Alexander Jones
t.GAY Chad of bant
Chase White
that's what they all say
ohhh lul
>9 inches
i dated a guy who was 8 inches, so i could probably do 9
i wouldn't use it often if i bought one tho. i like having a butt that isn't destroyed
6 inches is what i prefer
probably
and i definitely will
Jason Bailey
>at the club
>online
boring and easy. i'm talking about being friends with these guys and slowly turning them more and more gay over time until they finally give in to their emotions, not drunk chads going for a quick fuck with a slutboi like you
Kayden Johnson
>Jow Forums gay chads discussing their sexual life while you can't find even a single guy
fuck you guys
seriously fuck you
Asher Mitchell
>6 inches is what i prefer
um would you go lower...
Robert Parker
it'll be ok Russia
you're a special guy and you'll find someone one day :)
Tyler Ross
No sir
Logan Rodriguez
based nice user
Brody Sanchez
I know it won't happen, but thanks anyway.
Connor Ramirez
6 guys that i can remember
it usually starts off slow: they start patting my head, letting me sit on their lap, "jokingly" slapping my butt etc. and then i end up sucking them off or whatever
most straight guys don't like to admit it, but if a guy is feminine enough they're probably okay with fucking him
4.x inches is the smallest i'd do. under that is micropenis and does absolutely nothing for me
yes yes
Isaiah Cooper
How many inches?
Jackson Collins
7
Levi Murphy
Blake Hill
Getting closer then
Luis Brown
oops, forgot to quote you but that was meant for you Russ-user.
Isaiah Ross
NOOOOOOooooooooooo.....
Jack Wilson
yessssssssssssssssssssss
it's going to happen
Justin Allen
But I like girsl over boys
Ayden Hill
>girsl
I need to stop posting
Ian Bennett
soon you'll only be able to think about cute boys
how big are you?
Jason Gomez
ok good i'm safe lol
Lincoln Stewart
like 4.5-5 i think
Cameron Anderson
Nah
Oliver Kelly
Jason Phillips
you're big enough for secks to be enjoyable
yah
are you okay user?
Lucas Russell
nice voice, boomer
Ethan Walker
cool i'm a switch so i could just bottom anyway
Levi Torres
I still believe she's a girl
Jose Miller
No i want to FUCK A women
Austin Ortiz
Jonathan Smith
oh good ;^)
i'm super subby and prefer being on the bottom tho
put a wig and dress on me and i magically become female
lets go straight to my bedroom
i want to have sex with your voice
Jackson Hughes
oh ok
we would just have to work something out then
Cooper Bennett
It's not the same tho
Chase Martinez
just kidnap shitpost and make him fuck you two until he does it willingly
Luis Turner
how about you come fuck me instead i'm in your country :-)
Gavin Howard
oh um ok lol
James Ramirez
NOOOOOOO[OOOO I'll be well secured in the military base by then
Dylan Wright
shh bb iz ok
Owen Nguyen
>he is that scared of boibutt he needs to go to space to escape his fears
Jaxon Cooper
i give better blowjobs
Jacob Foster
Yes I do! I'll go to Mars
Blow russia
Luke Gray
it's you i'm trying to turn gay not russia
i'm going to give you the most orgasmic blowjob of all time
Jordan Russell
Don't actually need to try.
He's bi iirc, unless you want to turn him 100% gay.
He just doesn't like gayposting.
Liam Cox
Why me tho?
Jordan Nguyen
ur smart
Ian Watson
No I'm a dun dum
This
Nicholas Evans
i knew that
he said he prefers girls so i'm trying to turn him to the boi side
because i like you and i'm going to make you mine
chicks getting in my way.. baka
Jordan Evans
ur smart and smart+fit is attractive
Colton Smith
also this
Chase Hill
Is he fit?
I don't recall.
You Jow Forums dude?
You going to move to him and seduce him at his own place so he can become your bf?
Brave move if so, hope it works.
Anthony Long
I will protect my weiner at any cost
I guess
I jog and work on my strengths, if you consider that fit
Chase Bailey
fugging SNL just cut off Kanye's performance two minutes early and supposedly he was going to give this great speech and shit I'm so pissed right now thanks for reading my blog
Jonathan James
stop
Jose Morales
yes, i'm going to seduce him
i might be going to America next year. he wont even know it's me
hehehe
you'll let me do it
Brayden Davis
post the full thing
Jackson Smith
Does your bod look good?
No excess fat &nice not too big muscles?
Also, abs?
What a lewd plot.
What happens if he already has a gf?
Or even worse, a bf.
You gonna steal him away and break her/his heart?
Lewd!
Gabriel Anderson
also I saw someone burgpost on the Kanye SNL thread on /mu/ I thought that was just a Jow Forums thing wtf
Brandon Collins
3some
wait what? the burgposting has spread?
i can't believe me just making threads that say "burg for breaky" turned into a fucking meme
Hudson Powell
well i guess i have the bong to thank for burgposting literally every single day lole
Charles Brooks
Oh my...
You think they'll be up for it?
Dominic Powell
No
I guess it looks good, if I keep doing what I'm doing is going to be a well-defined body. As for the abdomen it's there.
Sorry I'm not really good on specifics, I just keep working out without thinking about it to be honest.
Stop lewding me
Blake Rogers
yeah i was surprised too. he might be from Jow Forums but idk.
congrats man i wish you luck in spreading the meme and i'll try to help whenever i can :)
here's the post (i was the one who replied to it)
Carter Jenkins
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Brody Parker
oh and it actually says burg in the filename so it's not just a picture of yui eating the burg
Nicholas Torres
SORRY
Anthony Walker
who doesn't like 3somes?
even if they weren't, i think i'd be able to change their minds ;)
yes
>Stop lewding me
no
spread the burg EVERYWHERE
t. ashleyhomo
Isaiah Nguyen
STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANCE
SHUT UP IM NOT GAY
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Jayden Scott
No
Yes
OK
Sebastian Smith
everybody below this post enjoys cocks in the ass
Nolan Thompson
Juan White
Very nice!
Keep at it and I'm sure you'll be a very attractive boi!
You'll find a very sweet and cute girl/boy to spend your life with eventually I'm sure!
Also i no lewd...
I was just asking questions..
You seem very confidant, you must be a master seducer then.
Shitpost probably doesn't stand a chance of protecting his straight side in that case.
Jace Jackson
damn
Elijah Anderson
actually its above but w/e
Kevin Jackson
Thanks to be honest with you I really want to have a superheroes body
Cooper Adams
t. gigantic homosexual
i'm very confident
he's going to be mine
*lewds you*
Benjamin Perez
Cute!
Hope you get to look like superman someday buddy.
Alright, I'll look forward to the day i see you two posting under the same id~
John Mitchell
Masikaaaaa
Thanks