Is there any technology that can assist me in nofap

Well a few things worked but only temporarily or in extreme situations.

Also, I'm pretty sure that removing your own hands would be effective.

get bf or gf, it's not fap if others participate

Anti-Depressants, duh

the retaliation that porn is filthy and disgusting as fuck

this thread is nominated for the soy of the week award. congratulations

>My ancestors are smiling upon me, imperial. Can you say the same?

>this guy
not fapping increases your testosterone levels

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Your shower, cold water.

That app that demakeups everyone

>That app that demakeups everyone
Girls without makeup are way more attractive

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You need yourself a chastity belt.

Also get yourself a purity ring, its guaranteed to work.

>Many celebrities, including Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Jessica Simpson and the Jonas Brothers, among others, have worn purity rings.

Girlfriend

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Use k9 web protection to block those pesky porn websites

I'm not familiar with any of those terms user

This. SSRIs will either leave you with no sex drive whatsoever or will make it so hard to cum you'll just stop masturbating out of frustration.

A chastity case with a digitally timed lock that will absolutely NOT open until the time is up. You can get one with a hole in it for peeing and set the unlock time to the year 3000 if you wanted to.

Ignore these cucks telling you to get a chastity cage. You need to discipline yourself.

>find scat on /b/
>download it to /tmp/scat.jpg
>find . -type f -exec bash -c 'convert -delay 100 /tmp/scat.jpg "{}" `basename "{}"`.gif; rm "{}" ' \;
>now only one second to fap to an image.

This.
Just thinking about this device will kill any desire to masturbate

Chastity cage. Give the key to someone else.

How do these things work?

How can I obtain this girlfriend-technology?

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You didn't take into consideration that OP may like scat.

This is terrifying

user...

You need to learn qt3.14 and code it. It can be rather complicated or not.

i-is that middle rod supposed to go into your urethra?

That's not the only method

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G.L.O.C.K. 18.0 has many security issues tho

Hnnng, would cuddle and watch pirated b-movies with, despite the niggering.

Certain combinations of cast alloys at certain velocities and human tissues are illegal.

Is it weird that I find this arousing?

>soyscience

Now OP has a scat fetish.

i nutted in my fleshlight at least 8 times in the past 48 hours, pic related. feels good man

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That bash command gave me cancer

Having sex also lowers your testosterone levels, you fucking retard.

Only short term though. Both not masturbating or having no sex decrease your testosterone drastically in the long run.

you can unscrew the ball at the top to pee!

that's a fucking usp boy

Sorry I'm yuropoor I don't see many guns :(

going to the shooting range sounds like a good idea

Is the website a joke?
I go to their shop for this thing (out of curiosity)
and the first thing I see is PIC.RELATED.
Almost fell out of my chair laughing top kek

Link: stopmasturbationnow.org/shop/

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idk i remeber jerking of for 6 hours and didnt enjoy any of it that traumatized me and got me going nofap for 2 months

A knife to cut your dick off.

>tfw dick to small to use deepthroat fleshlight

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HRT and a cage for your clitty

Ve al gimnasio, aprende algo nuevo y una vez al mes acuéstate con una prostituta.

Se inglés pero estoy en un examen ahora

Saludos

nutted again while high af, i just let the semen drain into the end cap and pour it out into paper towels and it's all ready again. i haven't actually washed it in days even though i nutted ~10 times, gonna do that now.

my dick is around 7.5in so i hit it every time

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also my room stinks of bleach and sour cream, gotta crack a window

also you can eliminate money spent on lube by mixing water and xanthan gum

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How long is your dick?

Around 8cm.

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shit ton funnier than anything I've seen on Jow Forums in a while. Good link!

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Oh fuck we got a genius here

I know user, I know

Your brain can assist you in realizing you've been trolled into submitting to some faggot's religious feefees

If it's a legit addiction you should seek help from a professional. Doing "NoFap" can actually be counterproductive if the spurce of your addiction stems from an emotional problem.

not knowing the difference between germany and austria is what caused ww2, boy

the sad reality is that healtcare doesn't even begin to cover it.

therapy costs around 100 bucks an hour, and you need at least an hour a week, for at least a year.

Well that's true. Luckily the situation in that respect is better in Finland but it's still not easy to get an appointment through municipal services. But there are groups that help with these sort of addictions. Of course getting to that point requires quite a bit of self-reflection and courage to take the leap and admit it's an actual addiction and not just a "bad habit". But why I recommended a professional is because often the compulsory masturbation is caused by a deep emotional problem and those won't get sorted by refraining from masturbation.

Nofap is literary for retards.

>not this one

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Also, they are just for show, chastity devices are in general very easy to remove without the keys.

But also, self discipline is really hard when you have no obligations with anyone but yourself.

>literary

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This is what my wife bought me bundled with a Nintendo Switch so I still have something to do when she's busy with her boyfriend.

Well thats kinda true, somebody designed it.

W-whats the other ball for?

This sounds like a UTI waiting to happen

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Do not confuse 'trash panda' with 'girlfriend'. There is an important difference.

>drastically
No it doesn't. Your test levels increase for the first few days and then drop down again to normal levels.

Your ass.