Messaging Balkanization

Friend 1 uses whatsapp.
Friend 2 uses telegram.
Friend 3 uses messenger.
Friend 4 uses signal.
Friend 5 uses imessage.
Friend 6 uses wire.
Boss uses SMS.
School uses email.
Mother uses phone.

What do?

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Only care about school and boss, of course

install gentoo

Use bitlbee

Use IRC

Then we go back to using Japanese image boards.

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Use viber.

>Balkanization
fuckin westerners
who made balkanization? fuckin westerners
who made msg balkaniz? fuckin westerners
if anything it should be westernization

1. Get LOS and don't flash GAPPS.
2. Install F-droid.
3. Install Yalp (to download and use google store apps).
4. Install Signal and tell your wire-pajeet friend about it too.
5. Install WhatsApp.
6. Install Telegram.
7. Afaik imessage is the SMS equivalent service from iOS so no need for replacements here since you have Signal.
8. No need for messenger, that friend almost certainly uses WhatsApp.
9. Get a ProtonMail account for school (the free one is enough for your need).

Sadly it's the only way I can think of being somewhat proprietary-free while using proprietary services.

Sucks to be you in this particular case, take care.

Cut off the lose ends. Who needs those fucks when you have... us?

I literally have no idea what most of those are/do. I guess I'm getting old plus my friends aren't idiots and just text and call like normal.

Go to basement, install Gentoo, use IRC only

Balkan detected

fuckin westerner

Someone needs a hug . . .

XMPP is the future.

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i only know the last 3

I just ditched everyone who used WhatsApp when it was bought by Facebook. Still using Telegram for everything, have a Skype client on the phone for international calls and use SMS/Email for the rest.

Tox is where it's at.
Much baseless hate, but it is the best IM system in existence.

>having friends
There's your problem

No friends.
What should I use?

Where do I get that?

And Putin uses viber.