ITT we pretend it's 2050

A new transportation app called "Hail" is making waves, instead of calling for a self driving car on your phone, the company has an army of actual human drivers roaming the streets in bright yellow cars and you have to "Hail" them to make them stop and pick you up.

People like it because it's more personal than robot cars, and the humans will passively listen to anything people feel like talking about, and may even share the latest news. It's a truly all in one service.

install gentoo

hey guy*rls should i learn FaggotJS or SuicideJS next?

Is there a way to run my mandatory chastity belt without binary blobs? I want to be free while appeasing the matriarc--

delet rhis

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

I take it he was aggreable?

>400KW TDP
I-it's fine right? A-AMD is just as bad!

He didn't really have a choice.

Ok, I know it's necessary to upload eye scans, fingerprints, blood type, and a copy of my hard drive to my social media profile, plus consent to real time memory scanning, but I draw the line at DNA just to log in to my email.

Any other survivors from Earth?

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Due to nuclear attacks, we will start back from square 1 with us discovering fire.

what is earth

Idk, might be a conspiracy theory just like stars.

>private passenger drones flying fucking everywhere
>the deafening 150+ dB hum of hundreds of choppers adding up to already loud cityscapes

The future sounds... annoying.

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>using 5D holographic AI assisted quantum GUIs
LOL KEEP TRYING NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS GOOD AS MY COMMAND LINE INTERFACE LOL

future will be sad and horrible

> 1948
> 1984
I-I was joking

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sibyl system when

I was going through my dad's shit earlier today and found his old books. Most of them were older editions of textbooks, things creditors couldn't flip because they're preban and so publishers won't buy them back. The novels though, we had to dump them entirely. Since the county book dropoff was closed today we called the fire department and they came to pick them up, instead they burned them right there in our driveway because the fire captain was a fat fuck who didn't want to load them into his car.

Found all his old computers too, but smashed them with sledgehammers and threw them all into an old car battery which we dumped at a gas station so nobody will know. Probably at least three PCs worth of stuff there, at least 2ghz each. Hard to beilive that back in the day people actually had personal computers rather than using a dummy terminal to access the phone company. On that note I found a bunch of old landline phones too, which I kept. Most of them SBC, truly ancient things that I'll probably flip on AT&T Marketplace and buy another fornite skin with.

He left is fucking Camaro too, a big POS that doesn't have any cruise control or sensors so it can't go on the highway without an aftermarket kit. Anyone know a reputable dealer in the central coast area? GM won't touch a car that old even if I ship it to them.

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>not owning your own kit copter
>not having your own fleet of kit copters to pickup all your groceries and secure your property with mounted guns
>not having them all charge from the solar panels on your own house

what are you a pleb?

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what's a tablet?

>piss in my Amazon™ Smart Toilet™
>telemetry detects THC in my urine
>head into work next day
>my boss, Rajeesh, says he needs a word with me
>Live background check buys data from Amazon™and informed Rajeesh of the THC in my piss
>fired

Where I work the insurance company will just charge you the higher rate, same for smokers. Most people I know opt out of the company insurance and take the extra 401k benefits for exactly that reason, only Union cucks have to be part of the wellness plan and take piss tests every week. They get free ambulance rides though.

>tfw alcoholic working for a company owned by mormosn who makes us wear alcohol sensors on the job

I'm literally paying $1200/mo for all my coworkers dental plans because I like beer. My state doesn't even sell anything higher than 3.8% anymore, this is bullshit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9CO6M2HsoIA

Remember not to toe out of line Jow Forums

THE HORROR

I wish everyone would take off their VR goggles and start facing the reality. The Earth is no different than how it was in 2018. There are no flying cars, no robots and no, GPU prices are not dropping.

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4 large beers in 20-30 minutes will do you in a little just as well.

you're gonna be pissing like a firetruck but a buzz is definitely achievable

but let's be honest, pissing like a firetruck is also a little fun.

Idiocracy was a documentary

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So who else is gonna buy the new Javascript AI waifu simulator?

>tfw ano2050
>GTX 4190
>50 Gigahashes/s
>still can't run crysis at 144 fps on 8k

Do I need to upgrade from my 2500k yet?

I know, back before the Internet was controlled it was a total wild west, a race to the bottom. It's good that most people can only access Voice of America without a third party media service charge now otherwise we'd be swimming in fake news, pirated videogames, porn and smug frog memes. It sucks that upvoting their articles doesn't improve your credit score though, back in highschool I just say all day upvoting things and I graduated despite having a 1.7 gpa.

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Top kek

Best one

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my cousin can't even walk into banks anymore because of all his student loans, they won't let him enter unless he makes all the payments he defaulted on. Can't get through a TSA checkpoint either so no flying or Amtrak, he has to take greyhound with all the other homeless people

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>tfw I'm the one of the last humans that survived mass botnetification
My only problem is that i have to use almost 45 year old machine to be free now, ehh, but anyway...
RFID cucks be jelly

i thought smoeker were cheap, they work, they die, they don't get sick.

If this pessimistic stuff turns out to be true, ill buy some solar panels for my tech and go live in the woods.

Arch still breaking X with every update.

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systemd is dead

Wow. I can’t believe OP has been a fag for over 32 years.

Just bought a spaceship with my one bitcoin.

>arch
>X
Why are you using legacy software when microsoft released a new version of GNU/NT last month?

What a good oc for the intel 30700k? 8ghz?

>anno Domini 2042 + 8
>Buying Intel

Shiggydiggy space user

Does it matter now that we have full ubiquitous dive vr? I haven't unhooked from VR in 3 years.

Boot up Third Life and fly your flying car mate.

download the intel app and login to your Intel Network Account Security enable advanced mode go to advanced fill security captcha and scan your id card and after that set performance to high
enjoy having up to 6GHz you need a pro subscription for more

>sleep
>dream of that one time you went to that cinema thing as a wee lad with your mom and dad, got a bucket of popcorn and a can of Pepsi and watched Avengers
>Coca Cola arrests you for wrongthink
On that topic:
youtu.be/zBnDWSvaQ1I

Who here is still rocking his 2500k?

tfw AMD 1024 cores still can't beat Intel 128 cores

have you ever tried, you know, not being an alcoholic?

>gb
What the fuck is wrong with you?

*we're all literally dead because global warming detroyed all drinking water supply 20 years ago*

>laughs in Nestle

JAMAL STOLE MY SEXBOT AGAIN

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nowadays it's the only damn thing I can rely on,
it'll outlive me and you both, i tell ya

>2050
>still REFUSING to drink my own piss

i'd rater die

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS SURFING THE WORLD WIDE WEB I AM A FELLOW HUMAN BEING AS WELLANDANDANDANDANDMAN MONDAYS AMIRITIE? WOW WHAT A FAIL I SHOULD LURK MOAR. ANYWAY WHAT IS UP WITH THOSE MILITARY PATENTS THAT WERE LEAKED YESTERDAY? THAT SEEMS SO CRAZY LIKE WOW. WOW WHAT A GREAT CONVERSATION WE HAD. ANYWAY, GOOD-BYE

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>2050
>Implying you will be able to differentiate the typing of an AI from that of a human

Try harder user

Thank fuck Yellowstone went off in 2021 after Trump won reelection.

Most conservatives died and us on the east coast got to immigration to Europe.

>Tfw actually got accepted by Switzerland

it's the file picker that doesn't have thumbnails, not the file browser

If you use Firefox don't upgrade to version 6905308497, they've fucked up the interface... AGAIN.

HAHA YES I KNOW THIS IS MY KEYBOARD

>world hot af
>no water
>can't go outside without get cancer or worst
But we good because we can fuck our waifu and feel it like it's real sex.

>Due to nuclear attacks, we will start back from square 1 with us discovering fire.

An we'll stay there forever, because beyond wood we've exhausted all easily accessible fuels (like coal and oil).

I'm so glad Trump died. Thats it.

why would the insurance company care? It's just another excuse to charge people more money. Same for anyone who is caught drinking soda, back when cities began banning soda sales too.

>Promising to make America great again again, Trump Jr. succeeded his father as CEO of American New York, a five block area inside the 400 million inhabitants Autonomous City-State of Nova York, controlled by the Sino-Russian coalition.
>All that's left of America is either part of Abya Yala (a white supremacist democratic nation with a charismatic, disabled, black-identified trans woman as the President For Life) or an Autonomous Economic Zone controlled by the Sino-Russian coalition.

halp how do I root my Google® Optic Brain Implant™
asking for a friend of course

> Getting my dick cut off, so I can finally pass my google interview.