Mommy found the cum drum

Mommy found the cum drum

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my wife chino is so cute,

I used the cum drum on Chino once.

stop wasting your cummies and find a cute boy who will appreciate them instead

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Miss me with that gay shit.

not gay if you don't make eye contact while he suckles the cummies out of your cock

No. Fuck off.

just pretend he doesnt' have a penis and he's basically a girl

No! Only if it's a cute trap.

like this?

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Pretty much.

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SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!

how do I find one

>she

Leave some cummies inside your boxershorts next time you go to the gym. Look for a boy doing squats or donkey kicks. He's working on his bubble butt. Perfect gf material. Just position yourself so his nose is close enough to your groin so he can smell your cummies. "You want some protein for that ass?" is a good conversation starter. Don't break eye contact. Let him know you are the dominant one. If he breaks eye contact first, grab him by the waist and carry him home. He is now ready for his first feeding.

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Archdiocese found the diarrhea diaries

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traps are gay

Is this a personal experience you're sharing?
also adorable pic, shamelesly stealing it

shut the fuck up

It's based on a real story.

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everyone above this post is gay

C-cute, though I wonder how autistic I will look going to gym just to do squats and other gay shit lole. Guess I'd sing for a pool in a week instead, wonder what you can do there to attract that kind of attention.

If you go to the pool, maybe try wearing underwear that hugs your butt? The pool is a nice place to achieve ottermode, which is hecka cute.

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>The pool is a nice place to achieve ottermode
That would be the ultimate goal, though I mostly need it for other reasons.

What a faggot. Into the gas chamber with you.

>dad found the basement sissy
Is it over lads?

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but chino chan