Meltdown and Spectre immune CPUs

When will we get Meltdown and Spectre immune CPUs?
Seriously when will these CPUs be released?
I want a date.

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wiki.ubuntu.com/SecurityTeam/KnowledgeBase/SpectreAndMeltdown
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/01/meltdown-and-spectre-every-modern-processor-has-unfixable-security-flaws/
windowscentral.com/all-modern-processors-impacted-new-meltdown-and-spectre-exploits
github.com/speed47/spectre-meltdown-checker
sifive.com/products/hifive-unleashed/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>falling for the epic scary logo for shit that doesn't matter meme
How long will this go on

What?

t. united CPU corporation shill.

Are the CPU manufacturers ever fixing this?

>It's nothing goy
>I can copy /dev/sda over the network through your web browser, though

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IntLEL said first batch of Shitproofed CPUs would be available at the end of this year. Series 9xxx?

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I want this confirmed.
Not some rumors of
>we are going to fix this in the next whatever ... [mumble mumble]

>2018
>Actually plunging your real computer to the internet.

It's called phenom

they won't 'fix' this 'issue' till they finally decide to move on and start using gallium arsenide transistors.
until they confess they can't improve not even a single shit out of silicon, so never. those backdoors have been known for decades, it's just a cover up for their own inadequacies. I can already see the headlines: Groundbreaking technology with groundbreaking novel material system, say goodbye to hardware vulnerabilities of silicon.

>When will we get Meltdown and Spectre immune CPUs?
>what is ryzen

>ryzen
can get Spectre.
Try again AMD shill.

>As a reminder, GPZ Variant 1 (Spectre) mitigation is provided through operating system updates that were made available previously by AMD ecosystem partners. GPZ Variant 3 (Meltdown) does not apply to AMD because of our processor design.
>While we believe it is difficult to exploit Variant 2 on AMD processors, we actively worked with our customers and partners to deploy the above described combination of operating system patches and microcode updates for AMD processors to further mitigate the risk.
sounds much clearer than the shit throwing damage control by intel

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This level of fagotry.
Seriously everyone knows this is damage control.

Intel also has:
>operating system update

The thing is I want processors that don't have this flaw.
Not some software patch etc.
Immune hardware.

Yes I know Intel has more of these problems then AMD however the spin doctoring by AMD shills is unbelievable.
AMD processors are susceptible to Spectre.
Can you at least acknowledge this?
Don't pretend like AMDs shit is not stinking.

>Intel also has:
>>operating system update
pfff please
>2018 Jan 22: Previous updates to the intel-microcode package were reverted at Intel's request
wiki.ubuntu.com/SecurityTeam/KnowledgeBase/SpectreAndMeltdown
I very well remember intel's public announcements at the time and what was that israeli shit they did recently where they disclosed ''vulnerability'' publicly within a day or so? Intel is shit and you know it stinkin jew

>2018
What is a computer?

>What is a computer?
The thing that runs your code.
in contrast to a device like a chair.

Any information Jow Forums?

Are the CPU developers going to ignore the flaws forever?
Because this is how it looks.

bump

>The thing is I want processors that don't have this flaw.

ARM
You can get a ARM Chromebook now, disable the A72 dual cores, run on the A53 quad cores, and you are immune.

are there working patches for both now?

>ARM
ARM has it!
arstechnica.com/gadgets/2018/01/meltdown-and-spectre-every-modern-processor-has-unfixable-security-flaws/
>Owners of AMD and ARM systems shouldn't rest easy, though
>attacks being successful on AMD, ARM, and Intel systems.
windowscentral.com/all-modern-processors-impacted-new-meltdown-and-spectre-exploits

They need to build a new backdoor in first so it'll be a while

Atom N270

The issue has already been mitigated. Spectre effects every CPU with speculative execution.
If you want to check to see if you're still at risk, run this script.
github.com/speed47/spectre-meltdown-checker

>shit that doesn't matter

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I seriously want new processors who don't have this flaw.
Things like:
>>shit that doesn't matter

Is seriously cancerous.

Maybe in a few generations but the performance loss would be too much for now.

>meltdown immune
AMD
>spectre immune
None of the current ones because they all use speculative execution iirc

2019 with Zen2

The Ryzen 2000 series are technically already protected, they were never vulnerable to Meltdown or Spectre V1, and have only shown to be theoretically vulnerable to Spectre V2. Get Ryzen 2000 series if you cant wait, but if you can Zen2 in 2019 is going to be pretty nice from what we already know about it.

>Meltdown and Spectre immune CPUs
My ThinkPad has had one since 2009. It's still fast enough for most things. If we're talking new CPUs, AMD promised Zen 2 to include mitigations, and Zen 2 CPUs are scheduled for the next year.
>I want a date

The Raspberry Pi 3 doesn't. Its CPU may not count as modern, though.

any website can read your sessionID for any other one with spectre retard

Asus finally patched Ryzen for spectre in bios 4008

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>Steve Gibson
Does it actually work?

My motherboard was still spectre vulnerable on 3805 and I do have the patches for meltdown installed so I'd say yeah it does work.

There already are immune CPUs
>current year
>not shitposting on a free and open source hardware CPU based on the RISC-V ISA
sifive.com/products/hifive-unleashed/

Kek boys, are you guys even trying???

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Not even shipped yet.

Wasn't this the version that messed up people's computers?

>waiting for shipping
kek, it's FOSH. I made one in my garage.

pics or it didn't happen

Okay, I lied

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Wait for china to start shipping out their mips/x86 processors and related systems

Otherwise, use only A53 cortex processors, those are not affected by either of the exploits

AMD already make them.