ITT: The absolute, most superior, scientifically-proven WORST name for a (hypothetical) child.
And I'm not talking about ugly shit like "kayden", I mean names that would force the child protection services to take your child away like "Bus Shelter 13", "Untitled #4" and "pope jew killer the third"
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Kevin
There's a child named Vagina
that's bad but not very bad.
Keith
what a pussy
mine
What’s wrong with kevin huh
Almost all Danish names
Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka
ashleyfag's name is kevin?
no wonder u the big gay
Lmao u actually look like a Kevin
See, this is the type of shit I'm talking about.
Hitler Did NoWong
The jews would get so butthurt they'd get the government to ban that name.
>lifetime worth of bethesda games
dumb niggers will assume he's foreign or something he gets free shit. 10/10 name
LMAO HIS NAME IS KEVIN
Calm down Sasha
It isn’t I have a good friend named kevin
Its okay dont cry
Yeah but could you IMAGINE growing up, always having that nibbling terror in the back of your mind that your parents give you a name from some long forgotten game SOLELY to get free shit?
suuuuuure kevin
he sort of does, yeah
I wish my name was Sasha
What if ill try googling some wrestlers in young league named Kevin? I wonder if i could find you desu, given that we saw your face, and know your (supposed) name lole. What state you are from again?
I’m not kidding it really isn’t dubs and I’ll post my first name
You won’t find anything cause that’s not my first name. I’m not posting anything after this ignore pls
doesn't look much the anime-esque game chracter he likes
Chad.
and an objectively SHIT game at that.
Yeah, I said it. Fuck you, Todd.
you ask for dubs but yet you just tripped in your own post number
post your name
>long forgotten game
deepest lore.
DEEP name.
dragon language.
best name 2018
Come on Ashleyfriend, theres nothing to be afraid of, we also knew PD`s real name (both of them actually) location and age and nothing really happened to him desu (or at least nothing he couldnt be blamed for)
it wasn't even that bad. the shouts made it rigged though. you're incomprehensibly more powerful than everything
no
Jeffery
Gonna track you down and genocide your whole family if you post any personal informations Ashleyfag
pic related
pls
my nama jeff
I can and will fuck you up denmark YOU HERE ME
Finish your homework, son. Don't wanna miss those duedates monday.
FUCK NOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOP ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEARS SINCE THAT AAAAAAA
Keith
Lole even better
Wrestling is a sport invented to wrestle down guys and have sex with them. Not something you can actually use in combat
I’m going to do some bonus work for english but yes I’ll do that thx
post your name too
Are you retarded? If it’s unarmed combat it helps so fucking much that you wouldn’t even imagine
Alice
Its actually so fucking funny
mah nam jef
implying actual combat isn't just an expression of repressed homosexuality
post your real name
you're now going to be haunted by that meme everywhere you go on Jow Forums, you know
If I didn't had my current name which is [RETACTED] my parents would have chosen "Victor"
Pretty cool name
my nama jeff
Calm down Jef the waffle is right You're just repressing your homosexuality
>My mfw when my real name is Alice
My mom wanted to name me Vlad lole
nice digits
>Victor
t. writes history
good now i know how you look, your first name, all this incredible shit i didn't want to know
at least you're not as fucking oblivious as the attention whore heavyweight 'i have cancer' normie i will fucking break a monitor if i see his pubic hair laden fucking scalp again
you have a chance to not be like normie. don't be like normie
Vlad is a sick name. My parents wanted to name me after some autistic child they had who died before I was born.
nice digits but not gay
is vlad a really popular name in russia or is that just a meme
1. are you the denmark user who follows ritsu around
2. stop pretending to be female
ye I’m afraid of going down his path but I don’t believe I will mainly because I don’t have nearly enough autism as he does maybe
based
I'm the only Dane
HRT works wonders desu
Wait is that Normie?
This is true
ah okay, thanks
Apart from proxyfags
which is the before and which is the after I can't tell
mfw
you sound like my fucking psychologist now and i already told the bitch no
well now you must prove you're actually danish
Yeah being named after teh awesome vampire is pretty cool
>My parents wanted to name me after some autistic child they had who died before I was born
Oof thats pretty sad but not really because they changed their mind
not really, i knew like 2 Vlads throughout my life desu
Most popular names would be something like Alexander/Alexey/Dmitriy maybe something else desu
and vampirred
It always bewildered me how Jow Forums fags say they hate “degeneracy” and whatnot yet they have many of these people on their board. Pretty funny
god what the fuck wait
no you won't tell me that's normie what the fuck
but how can you get prostate cancer if you're female and if you
(bluescreen)
ye
apparently i dont have that one image of him saved lole
Right before left after
heres another shot of him
>you sound like my fucking psychologist now and i already told the bitch no
oof
Ивaнoв Ивaн Ивaнoвич
nah. nahnahnah. nice try mr trickster it's not mr pagan larp youtuber i forget the name of
>oof
LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT
WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAAHHAHA
yeah this too
damn, you`re pretty smart, transaroo
so was normie actually born female
do we have further proof of this
their skull is literally not the same shape. fuck you rooskie
in fact nothing is the same
no its the other way around
jesus i`ve mistaken left for right again
w-what
since this thread has a lot of people in it my first quarter exam for western civilization is coming up and I need a 97+ on it to get an A in the class any tips
aren't you bigger than me
here's the part where you overpower me and i say ara ara
Spend less time on Jow Forums and gay wrestling and stop being retarded
good advice
im a History major and would be happy to answer any questions you might have, friend
you can post your Discord if you'd like, and i'll send you a request
Tell them Belgium is the cradle of western civilization filled with handsome men
If the name wasn't already taken they would've called us Homo Erectus if you know what I mean
get fucked kid learn to write an essay or go beg
Im ACTUALLY retarded
hmmmm im only 174cm
doubt i could overpower anyone let alone some karate master like you
Ireland created civilization but the anglos wrote it out of history and made something up called the "Romans" whatever that is
we wuz empire n shite
I don’t use discord, but one of my major problems in that class was the section about ISLAM OF ALL FUCKING THINGS in the first section. Mainly dealing with the tribes that broke off from Saudi arabia
I’ll do this thanks
it's okay
i can be really autistic at times too, so i won't judge you
10cm taller than you
wtf has my thread devolved into
my poor thread never stood a chance
how are you unable to distinguish the sexual playing around and violence
fuck i am a woman in my own fucking head am i i should shoot myself
>with the tribes that broke off from Saudi arabia
well this is already incorrect so start studying jeff
good luck friend
