Why do android developers drive on sidewalks?

Why do android developers drive on sidewalks?

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Can you imagine having to deal with Java every single fucking day?

Richmond Hill is awful.
Been to Seneca, also awful (there was two rapes on campus first day I was there lmao).
Developing apps on android for a living is awful.

Living an awful life encourages shitty decisions.

>Minasyan, Minasian or Minassian (Armenian: Մինասյան) is an Armenian surname. Notable people with the surname include:
>Alek Minassian

this.

The incel uprising has begun!

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armenia is christian

Can someone with a goybook account verify this?

kek'd

To bulldoze any possible roots?
If the street had some open dirt patches I mean

Real Android devs use kotlin

>Real Android devs
that's a good one uncle jim tell another!

>Promised untold riches as an android app developer
>Get nowhere, noone wants to use your shitty app
>Oh well plan B
>Takes getting v& literally
Fucking autists

I wonder which GNU/Linux distro he runs.

Took the gentoo b8
Now just runs unpatched windows 7
He got the link from that 'russian' tranny who's always shilling it on Jow Forums desu

>actual reporter got baited again

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>he has a steam
plz pay your tributes steamcommunity.com/id/Xboxlightside/

no true Android dev fallacy?

>Last Online 2856 days ago
>stopped logging into steam around 8 years ago
>was in college for 7 years
>quit gaming to learn programming
>multiple law enforcement officials say he went on Jow Forums
>good chance he went on Jow Forums around 2010/11
>actually believed the programmer meme
>went to college for programming
>got memed into learning java
>made a 3/5 star parking app in java
>could only find jobs in java
>couldn't take it anymore
>tried to suicide by cop
>canadian police were too polite to kill him
>everyone in the world now knows he's a 25 year old beta incel halofag gaymer that thought java would be his redemption
damn

i wonder how many Jow Forumsentoomen reading your comment fit that description precisely

fugg

We should take guns away from Java developers.

we should take java away from gun developers

We should take java developers away with guns

We need to stop people from falling for the Java meme. Java kills.

This is pretty much me, except instead of Java it's C/Assembly, so I'm even more miserable and less employable.

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>console faggots

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Do you think he got to play ElDewrito 0.6?

>25 year old beta
he looks at least 40. Does Java really suck the life out of people like this?

Have fun spending $1,000 on a graphics card.

lol wat

need some java/meth memes
not even once