Prove you're not a pajeet

Prove you're not a pajeet.

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I am white.

I use openbsd

hnnngggg what kind of hhnngggg thread is this?

I have a toilet.

I can't

I can do more than shitty web development

I have a toilet, and I don't shit on street.
Also I don't write shitty macaroni code.

Google turned down my application

I program in C

Eu sou algo pior que um pajeet.

As long as you use a poodroid phone and pajeet OS (Windows) on your computer, you're a pajeet. No exceptions.

>macaroni code
lol, spaghetti code my dude

I don't know Java

>macaroni code

Nice try, Pajeet

I program in Java.

Wait, hold on...

I am not your friend

Hello baby, I love you.
Show vageen and bob

In my shithole we call any pasta macaroni.
Sorry, I'm Vlad, not Pajeet.

I do good code.
I am proper citisen.
I enjoy far walks in the beach.
I very like big american titty.

I've never lived in Redfern.

std::cout

As much as Ive used C++ my entire programming life, I can do without those stupid double colons.

Me too buddy me too

I love hamburgers

I program in Haskell

Are pajeet's even bad programmers? Or is it just Jow Forums racism and prejudice?

theyre just ugly people in the workplace.

What does that mean?

When was the last time you saw a good looking programmer?

i'm a spic
is it worse?

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i love curry

Not him, but today when I looked myself at the mirror.

bool isEven = !(value & 1);

I'm Pajeet and I can confirm that almost everyone is utter shit at their job, especially if they studied in India. How many Pajeets do you know who has done a single side project on their own that was not related to their day job? None. They have no passion for their job and know absolutely fuck all.

Isn't this the same for most white programmers?

Cant. I am a pajeet

I didn't sell my daughter for two indian shekels and a goat

>Eban, pls bring hand over here
>*whips out his xiaomi and takes a blurry picture*
>Hello yes, mr Jow Forums i am caucasian white

I write java and drive a used camry

I poo in the toilet like a normal American. I use wipes to wipe, because my booty is sensitive.

how would you classify a Mexican?

>Or is it just Jow Forums racism and prejudice?

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Let's see

I have an IQ over 50
I don't shit in the street/field
I'm not rude as fuck
I don't spend all day trying to scam the elderly while pretending I'm from the IRS
I don't use WhatsApp and spend all day harassing co-workers over what they make
I don't think cows are divine or heavenly
I have a work ethic
My go to insult isn't about fucking someone's mom or sister
I don't tell people by my name is John or Adam when it's clearly Pajeet

I could go on.

Fuck India. Fuck them all. I spit on every single one of those roaches and wish someone would nuke them out of existence.

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>this

bitch lasagna

everyone is a bad programmer

sorry i'm half pajeet half bong
i'm useless with computers though so i'm basically full pajeet

>I don't use WhatsApp and spend all day harassing co-workers over what they make


I don't use WhatsApp and spend all day harassing co-workers over what they make

How do you even know this, where are you from?

I reluctantly had the position of managing over 100 of these fuckers at an old job. No one else would do it, so the fucking new guy got the job.

>They barely show up to work
>They spend most of the time on Facebook or texting other co-workers about their pay, asking about their salary
>They copy and paste things from Wikipedia without even editing the sources out
>They're generally incompetent and needs things explained to them over and over
>Still fuck up simple instructions and most of their work usually needs re-done
>They bombard your Skype, even when it's set to offline at early hours in the AM with shit like "WORK SIR?" "SIR?!?!?" "SIR U R THERE?" "WORK?!?!" "SIR?!?" all fucking morning for hours on end

They're fucking useless in every possible way. You meet maybe one out of every hundred competent Indians and the competent ones know it. They demand asinine salaries and make the demands. They choose what they work on and when they work.

It's that hard to find Indians who deserve life.

>5'1"
>i drive a bike
>i do construction
>i live with 6 people in a 1 bedroom apartment
>i walk home with my groceries
>muchos siestas

Popularity of Java ∝ population of India