Which Jow Forums underage would realistically win in a 1v1 fight?

FUCK OFF IM NOT GAY

Go fuck yourself. I know you did this

your're gay lol

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Post home gym

then why you're letting other dudes you jizz on your face

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I didn't
give me a second

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ashleyfag would try to seduce PD and make love to him

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Come on dude, a little queer must exist in you if you pretend to be an anime girl. No real straight male does that.

I would say PD.

I'm actually not so sure anymore. Ashleyfag wrestles (fucks) sweaty men and PD does parkour on cranes and hangs with gangs.

*are you

I can’t do squats because there is no room but I can do bench and deadlift. I also have a curl bar

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>Jow Forums underage
What? Rule number 2™ of Jow Forums™ says this site is 18+, what kind of madman would just go and break the rules™ like that?

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PD 1-punch KO broken nose if not dead

I'm not letting them if I had a choice I would make them stop

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I don't larp as ashley if I did I would believe you

Ok

This is my home gym

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at least you have space, I’m stuck with a couch and cat podium in the way because my mom won’t let me move it

mad thad, because bubba has tried to rape him so much he's become a titan

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Lotsa space
I'm too tall to do standing press though

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hand to hand combat - ashleyfag wins
if its a street fight though PD would probably shank him like true street nigga

Post lifts bois, if you're not 1/2/3/4 may as well leave the thread

PD without a doubt. Isnt he a parkourist? he's probably way more fit than ashleynigger

PD he look s bigger and he's ginger the Celtic's are crazy

Ashley legitimately knows some Kung Fu and is also a wrestler.
He wins.

AshleyFag may be my biggest foe, but he'd rape PD's boipussy into submission.

post your boyfriend

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he's not gay
he's a dominant Chad who makes all the ladies swoon

me

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that's not what amei said last night

me

I’d completely destroy you. I’m an expert in street fighting, and that wins any day against your kung fu bullshit.

Probs pd hes older

You’re forgetting the fact that I’m a varsity wrestler and can slam your ass to the fucking concrete in 5 seconds tops. Your shitty I pull a knife on you 30 seconds in form of fighting has no business in a regulated 1 on 1 fair match

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>Look at this faggots arguing
I could beat both your asses

THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU

neither would
they would try to buttsecks each other whilst failing each time because their underage peenors wouldn't touch

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Well, before you slam me to the concrete, you have to find me first.
3914 south Connie drive, Lafayette Indiana, 47905. Let’s go pussy.

what the fuck happened to my thread

Some shit happened. And Ashley won’t show because he’s a fag.

It got flooded assleyfag and penis devourer

are you retarded, mentally handicapped, or both? You look like mark zuckerberg so I would assume you would have at least an inkling of intelligence but holy shit this takes the cake. I’m not taking a plane to travel halfway across the entire country just to shut you up, I know that I would win anyways

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lole underage gay orgy time

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He isn't the brightest kid. He literally posted himself doing a crime on an imageboard notorious for doxing people

Come on pussy, let’s go. Unless you’ve finally gained some common sense and DONT want to fight someone you barely even know just because he said something mean. That’s always an option.

This thread is reaching new levels of homosexuality.

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Underfags threatening to fight eachother. How can you top it?

Plz kill each other

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Than how will I get rid of the gay on this good board. Let’s face it, I don’t want to fight the kid, I’ve got better things to do. He might be autistic enough to do it though.

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You guys should meet at 3703 S Division St, Blytheville AR. It's in the middle. Settle the score

I've seen your face and the shit you do already. You work at fucking burger king of all places and most of all you actually believe I would travel across the country to kick your ass. Listen, I get that you have this stigma that you are better than anyone on this board. But you really are making yourself look like an ass right now by doing this. Call off the threats because a fight while I'm not even close to where you live isn't happening

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stfu underage faggot go choke on your niggerfriend's cocks

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I got a job. What little attention I have left is sabotaged by my want for attention on a Thai cotton knitting forum.

That's where you live and you just want to see the fight all to yourself

But here’s the thing, I don’t WANT to fight you. At least, not physically. Right now, I’m destroying you online by making you mad enough to reply against me. All you have to do is ignore me, but you’re too butthurt to do it.
Go eat some spaghetti.

>You work at fucking burger king of all places

Not everyone can work as a male escort sweetie.

This.

is the fight in a tent?

>one letter off of kot
Damn dude.

lol nice meme
I wanna work as a lifeguard next summer, my friends have already done that

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No it is in PD's trailer.

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I almost forgot about the two twinks

Ashleyfag because of his super retard strength

I say, what the fuck is happening in this thread?

>replies to a reply that wasn’t aimed towards him because he knows I’m right
:^)

Wait as in your friends are male escorts?

It's a McDonald's in the middle. I live in Connecticut

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Why are you still replying to me
No my friends as in the ones that I'm on the wrestling team with

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autism

Dub dubs (wubba lubba dub dub!) confirm
You're pretty cute tbdesu :^)

Kill yourself

So your friends have been lifeguards. Got to watch for those misplaced modifiers. Faggot.

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I kill myself and come back as a ghost to haunt you
oooooOOOOOOOOOooOOOooOOOOOOOO

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You're right that could've been a dangerous outcome there
k

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>McDonald’s
Sorry, I can’t be within 100 feet of one, per my blood contract with the king.
Because I enjoy talking to people. You just happen to be the one that is replying. It’s what a good poster does. Good posters don’t need to flex about how strong they are, or post threads of them climbing cranes or tearing apart paintings. They just want people to talk. And is that not what I’m doing?

Record it and post it on YouTube

>Blytheville
I see what you did there

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Oh
rebell against the man and go to McDonald's

I need the money if I want my master plan to go along smoothly.

Oh sorry I was still under the thought that you were still shitposting to me. If you want to talk then yeah that's great just don't pretend to want to fight me like that

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That's probably going take you five years working at Burger King in order to do that

As long as we’re talking I don’t care. I was posting all of that stuff to get you talking.

But you don’t even know what my master plan IS

I do and I know it's going to take you five years

Oh for a second I thought it was actually happening. Can't read sarcasm all too well on here

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Evening Cute o/

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>I enjoy talking to people
>It’s what a good poster does
>They just want people to talk
>sorry
>If you want to talk then yeah that's great
>I was posting all of that stuff to get you talking

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PD was a tsundere the whole time