>be me yesterday >need a programming job >brother's friend knows a guy >great >pass my resume to the guy >he says he will forward it to the right people >get email from bitchy sounding Chinese woman demanding I take a quiz and finish it by the weekend >I ask do you mean the end of the weekend or by Friday evening >she says by days end Thursday (now I am confused as fuck) >look at "quiz" >whoops she emailed me not only the answers to all 7 questions of the quiz but the names and contact infos of the 1000 people who took the quiz >literally not one Western sounding name on the list >the part where you had to describe the answer to the questions, where you would say something like "I implemented this algorithm using a linked list blah blah" some would answer with "no I refuse to" or "you try steal my work bastard" or just general weird shit
I learned literally from this spreadsheet due to the complaints that the job was, I kid you not 6 days a week, 9-5, 5 sick days, no health care. How the fuck is this legal? Pic related is a snippet from said spreadsheet. 1st column is their name 2nd is any comments or questions they had about one of the coding questions. My friends think I am a racist when I talk about visa abuse but this was blatant as hell. I guess I accidentally applied for a job at a H1B slave farm. Should I get a job there? I can grab more screenshots if requested.
What's the pay? 48 hours a week isn't the worst, and no health insurance can be made up for if the pay is good. Otherwise, I'd consider against it.
Tyler Torres
I went to middle school with an Ahmed Ahmed.
Benjamin Miller
>I can grab more screenshots if requested.
Can you upload the whole sheet somewhere instead? I really want to read those comments.
Isaiah Ward
There is a lot of sensitive information about these people and the job I would rather not share. Their addresses, emails and other personal shit is on it but I can take more screenshot
Why did you make this thread in the first place if you're not gonna share?
Nathan Green
All of these people with "secret" or "proprietary" gits. Do recruiters fall for that at all? I didn't realize it was that common of a practice.
Logan Price
Ignore the sperg asking for addresses and such. Screenshots are good.
Henry Lewis
>I guess I accidentally applied for a job at a H1B slave farm >Should I get a job there? yes, apply there, collect evidence about it being "H1B slave farm" and send it to the local office
>Bisrat Asrat heh
Matthew Hernandez
I never understood that what exactly is their point and why won't they share?
Parker Murphy
>Please I need to leave country soon or I die poor guy, give him a visa
Benjamin Powell
The point is that they are incapable of producing a functioning product, and they don't want to make it obvious.
Chase Richardson
>Can you pay me with bitcoin Lel
Nathan Smith
People? No. Asians? Why not.
Jayden Collins
>local office of the department of labor or whatever
>I don't do java this baby stuff
Austin Gray
I need more of this, dude. It's hilarious.
Wyatt Miller
Seconded. Keep them coming OP. >i dont do java this baby stuff
>people don't want to bother filling out the one page form to bring my down from Canada for full price but will happily do paperwork to bring in Pajeet for 1/3 my salary Yeah the US is sure STARVING for tech workers.
>Ok I finished now give me job >good day sir >You want my github? I think not! So is this the way you people do job applications over there?
Kayden Kelly
>why you use java c++ is better I think that pajeet is faulty
Jason Long
Do third world programmers actually believe that their code is worth shit? Code is generally worthless, the ability to produce good code is what is important.
Camden Wilson
Probably one of the light-skinned ones.
Hunter Lee
>Sir i have bad day and now even worse >aaaaaaa >My git is not open for your business!
is this my competition when i get out of college? i feel like life will be a cakewalk if so.
Jackson Bell
One of the 7 questions is simple. Construct a linked list from scratch and implement a couple of custom methods. Simple I did it in 10 minutes. I looked at their git's nearly all of them got this wrong. Who the fuck is hiring them or is it simply a numbers game?
Thomas Garcia
But user, that pajeet is clearly also very much qualified, we'll call you later
Jaxson Richardson
Bob Chen so far is the closest I have seen to an American name. Props to that chink for understanding the importance of Americanizing your name. Give him a job.
Owen Lee
>move to india >be massively overqualified for every job that exists there >start a tech company making a street-shitting app or some shit >become rich because a fucking rock is smarter than indians
Juan Hill
Ok turns out there was another page for another question this one about java script lets see if there are any funny screenshot worthy shit for this one
Owen Williams
>my code is secret NOT FOR YOU based slav
Juan Nelson
Ok here is the Java Script portion. Think I have enough for 2 more screenshots
Among others, ancient Chinese warlord Cao Cao and modern Afghan politician Abdullah Abdullah would seem to indicate such names are within the realm of possibility.
Justin Ross
sure, I've explained it in this picture just go to the link C:\Users\Jake\Pictures\Saved Pictures
Juan Stewart
All Software Dev hiring is a numbers game. Why do you think FizzBuzz is a popular interview question? It weeds out most of the shitty applicants.
>>get email from bitchy sounding Chinese woman demanding I take a quiz and finish it by the weekend >>I ask do you mean the end of the weekend or by Friday evening >>she says by days end Thursday
lol owned
Cameron Hill
Well, I guess what confused me is that localhost3000 is an actual website.
OP, could you posts some excerpts of code for those who actually submitted it? This is prime comedy gold, would love to see just how horrible their actual attempts are.
Robert Bell
>Can I send you code from another project instead?
Slavs are the Indians of Europe, cheap to hire but can't produce anything worth a damn. I've firsthand had to desperately try and salvage two projects that were outsourced to a team of Polish developers and not only did they not fulfill even half of the requirements according to specification but they also left behind some of the most atrocious spaghetti diarrhea I've ever seen.
Hudson Gonzalez
Lots of people are named Nguyen basically because people would just change their name to Nguyen if they needed to change identities
