GPS and Short Range Emitting

I'm chipped and being stalked

I've microwaved all my clothes and backpack for several (2-5) minutes but my shoes will melt.

Is there a way to save these shoes or should I get new ones

thanks

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your shoes wont melt in the microwave, but you could probably submerge them and run a current through the water to fry anything embedded in them unless its like sealed shut in the sole somehow. I think you should go talk to a psychiatrist though because I highly doubt you're being chipped and followed

Would a metal detector work?

What? How did you get chipped? By whom?

Who would want to stalk a level 100 virgin black mage.

who are you and why are you so important that you need to be tracked?

Did you check your teeth?

he is a dumb schizophrenic

the only thing that's chipped is your sanity
get help, it is not too late

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Yeah you've probably been chipped alright.