/csg/ Chink Shit General - Lazy Chinkies edition

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/Bonas-CoolMax-Polyester-Quick-Dry-Short-Socks-Men-s-Colorful-Casual-Girl-Cotton-Socks-Breathable-Fashion/32816908596.html
amazon.com/Topping-NX2s-Portable-Headphone-Amplifier/dp/B074W53BNG
gearbest.com/kitchen-dining-c_11324/2.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_MDR-V6
youtube.com/watch?v=AptPGnVAXeM
gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_1664464.html
gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_361555.html
aliexpress.com/item/-/32865614765.html
aliexpress.com/item/SINOBI-Men-Sports-Military-Watches-Nylon-Watchband-Male-Chronograph-Quartz-Wristwatch-Waterproof-James-Bond-007-Clock/32742674511.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.11.70cd114abJzGZU&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10709_10151_10065_10344_10130_10068_10324_10342_10547_10325_10546_10343_10340_10548_10341_10545_10697_10696_10084_10083_10618_10710_10307_10059_308_100031_10103_441_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620-10709,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_4&algo_expid=91488f52-7520-4063-9a19-3b5f2ee8598a-1&algo_pvid=91488f52-7520-4063-9a19-3b5f2ee8598a&transAbTest=ae803_2&priceBeautifyAB=0
aliexpress.com/item/TEAROKE-6-Colors-NATO-Watchband-Nylon-Strap-Black-Ring-Buckle-18mm-20mm-22mm-24mm-Striped-Replacement/32833626587.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I made a new thread, because no one bothered making one. hopefully the other OP will post the news, I won't.

>inb4 fuck you I was going to post!!1!
fuck YOU!

I've been looking at the Phillips Fidelio X1. The chinks sell them for $170 which seem pretty reasonable.

Thanks for your efforts, user.

>>inb4 fuck you I was going to post!!1!
I meant
>inb4 fuck you I was going to make a new thread!!1!

>Thanks for your efforts, user.
you are welcome

Received some these. Should have bought chink nails as well

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It's in!!!

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How much was it

Get 100 for $1 at your local hardware store.

godbless user, I was worried since there was no /csg/ for almost the entire day.
RegularOP probably was finally captured by the chinese government
RIP regularOP

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Yeah, nah you're alright mate. You showed more initiative than anyone else.

I've got a german coworker leaving next month, think I've found her the perfect going away gift. Something to remind her of her home & heritage.
I really think she will love it!

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Yall got any more of dem scams?

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She was BLACKED?

Also gift her this, maybe she will give it to a roach that infested their country.

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Dat rare copy

>csg is back
Nice. I ordered a clip on macro lens and a tripod for my phone. Hope they're not complete shit.

tired of sweaty ass feet, but I'm a poorfag and not paying $15-20 a pair for Olefin/Merino Wool/Coolmax socks.

Found $3 socks that claim something like 50% nylon, 40% coolmax 10% cotton or something similar. I'm honestly kind of expecting to be disappointed though. But it was 18 bucks for 5 pairs. Maybe they will be ok.

aliexpress.com/item/Bonas-CoolMax-Polyester-Quick-Dry-Short-Socks-Men-s-Colorful-Casual-Girl-Cotton-Socks-Breathable-Fashion/32816908596.html
figured id reply with link for any sweaty-Anons. theyre pretty ugly and not a fan of the text-logo, but most of that will be covered by footwear.
dont really care how they look just hoping they breathe better and wick moisture better than my regular cotton socks. literally the first thing I have to do after coming home is peel off drenched socks and rinse my feet in the tub. its horrible. probably should grab some new shoes and maybe replaceable insoles, but maybe ill wait until i actually get the 5pairs of socks in first

What's everyone waiting for?

metal cage for Sony A6000
Xiaomi Yeelight RGB (2018 version)
Black and white poster (pic related)

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UV flashlight
that USB 3.0 to VGA adapter that can be hacked to transmit GSM, DAB etc signals
gamecube controller
wireless wii sensor bar
2 of those kingspec 128GB pendrives

why X1 over X2?

jinhao x750

>Yinyoo pro
Should be here in the beginning of next week.
>Eachine H8
>ST-LINK v2
Fuck knows when they'll arrive. Already have an H8 but it was DOA so I got a refund. Hoping I can revive that - if not, I guess I can use it for spare parts..

Gunstar Heroes reproduction cart.

Garbage as usual

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What fucking effort?
Copypasting some shit and pressing post?

what about bamboo socks? is it a meme? I have hyperhidrosis.

Anyone tried this? Could it be used as a standard desktop amp for some headphones that don't need that much power to begin with?

amazon.com/Topping-NX2s-Portable-Headphone-Amplifier/dp/B074W53BNG

Technically yes, but what specs are said headphones?

No clue. Sounds pretty memey. I don't know if I actually have hyperhidrosis, I just know after like 60min or more of wearing shoes they are drenched, so I'd assume I have it too.

If I wasn't a poorfag I'd just get 100% Merino Wool/100% Coolmax/100% Olefin or as close to 100% as possible but they are really expensive. So this is more like a test-run to see if a blend including Coolmax and more breathable fabrics than cotton will help me. Maybe if I like these I might splurge on some Wigwam brand socks or something like that.

Should I trust chinks with kitchen tools?
gearbest.com/kitchen-dining-c_11324/2.html

Don't know which specs are relevant but it's these: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_MDR-V6

calm down regularop, you'll get your chance again soon

>>Have you covered the bass port with blutac?
Yeah, I tried it. Boosts the low end quite tastefully, making it fuller without making the bass boomy or overpowering. I like the sound of the T2 in its stock form as well, but those looking for fuller bass will surely appreciate the blutac mod.

Aren't the gold TINs worse? At least that's what youtube comments were saying

>sleeping mask
>mini PCI-E x1 to x16 for chink eGPU setup
>one way mirror film for my windows

I think regularOP sucks cock

60 canabux

Are the Xiaomi chinks legit retarded? I have a redmi note 3 and I intended to buy another xiaomi device after this. Unfortunately, I've been getting bombarded by notifications from the 'Apps' application since the last update. You can't even block this fucking thing.
What kind of a business strategy is this? Are they trying to kill their business?
Fuck this shitty ass phone. No amount of money saved is worth getting pestered by ads daily.

what price did you get on those?

You actually trusted the chinese with software and now you're getting what you deserve.

Yes, that amp should do. Any amp should do, since none of those are too power hungry for a Mobile device to reliably power them up, but not by too much.

Is /csg/ still Jow Forums? Because I can't imagine anyone frequenting this board using their smartphones without changing the chink os (stock or vendor, doesn't matter) right after opening the box.
Dumb faggot complaining about ads, you deserve all of them and more.

looking for a nice pic for the first post, obviously

where are the news reeeeeeee

>op has zero news
>op still contains link to walled garden safe-chat
>first post is literally op begging for mercy for being a fag
i shall not participate in this thread anymore

also, thx in advance for the (you)s

Dunno m8 I'm using MIUI.eu ROM on my note 3 pro and everything just werks.

also this , ur dumb

Which of these knifes would be ideal for fishing?

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>What's everyone waiting for?
Currently just a USB card, three ssds and an urethral catheter

Gonna order a bluetooth receiver board for my car stereo very soon.

New China video from Strange Parts, youtube.com/watch?v=AptPGnVAXeM

is there any decent chink zoom h2 or h4?

My redmeme note 5 and nanch screwdriver set.
>Xiaomi Yeelight RGB
link?

gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_1664464.html

None, get a mora. Folding knives will get gunked up too much and are difficult to clean.

>gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_1664464.html
How's it different than this?
gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_361555.html

Newer generation with some improvement to the hues and build quality. I believe it's also shorter than the original Yeelight, consumes less energy and is a bit brighter.

Only ordered it last sunday, and it's arrived already.
Speedy chinky.

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Dear Jow Forumsentoomen,
It might be the wrong thread but I wasn't going to create a new one for that question.
Would you mind recommending me some micro usb cables?
Breaded cables or some swirly shit I just don't care as long as they are durable

A chinksum $2 glass screen protector saved my phone today from a shattered screen after just one day of applying it
I was being clumsy and dropped it onto the ground when taking my keys out. Screen protector took all of the impact and got absolutely fucked from the rocky ground

Probably, but buying chink buds is an addiction at this point.

You can try I've been using my rock braided cables for ages without problems.

You probably got the monks already. But if you haven't, well worth the money.

>tfw no longer excited to order chink shit

:(

I'm considering buying chink headphones.
>budget is around 60€ = ~75$
>over-ear
>detachable
>closed

Help me find a pair of Neo sunglasses

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I come from tg. does anyone know of an airbrush that won't catch fire that I can get?

Best chink wallet to buy from aliexpress?
This would be my first time buying internationally.

>running the stock OS that came from the seller
gas yourself

Takstar PRO 82

Did you even try?

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Link/guide to a list of known good as cards? Couldn't find anything on installgentoo or google

>tfw too autistic to simply write "matrix sunglasses" in ali

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I'm looking for a flintlock replica gun lighter, if anyone can find a supplier I will be forever grateful. Something like pic related

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aliexpress.com/item/-/32865614765.html
There, I gotchu senpai

I done did get the monks.
They weren't bad but I really dislike earbuds, in-ears all the way.

>browsing aliexpress
>keeps showing me anime tiddies
>cant click on them because of local laws and regulations
fuck chinks

Flat is perfection.

ur a funny guy eh

That reminds me my second Asuka tiddy mouse mat came
>They used a low res as fuck image for printing
0 stars, refund now, fuck you han chong

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For the user wanting link to image related watch here you go
aliexpress.com/item/SINOBI-Men-Sports-Military-Watches-Nylon-Watchband-Male-Chronograph-Quartz-Wristwatch-Waterproof-James-Bond-007-Clock/32742674511.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.11.70cd114abJzGZU&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10709_10151_10065_10344_10130_10068_10324_10342_10547_10325_10546_10343_10340_10548_10341_10545_10697_10696_10084_10083_10618_10710_10307_10059_308_100031_10103_441_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620-10709,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_4&algo_expid=91488f52-7520-4063-9a19-3b5f2ee8598a-1&algo_pvid=91488f52-7520-4063-9a19-3b5f2ee8598a&transAbTest=ae803_2&priceBeautifyAB=0

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How do I use my points from gear best?

During checkout, doesn't work with items on flash sale.

GearBest partially revamped their site and it's not really obvious anymore where to put them:
Add stuff to cart -> Open cart -> Proceed To Check Out -> Click on "Use Coupon" to switch to "Use GB points"

Points "used" to work on flash sales, coupons and stuff too but that got changed, it sometimes still works but it's rare.

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There are some nice chink fakes popular models of spyderco, benchmade, serge pachenko knives but are there any good quality chink butterfly knives for decent price?

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dude, those are like gateway drones, prepare for addiction

$.61

$1.50 Ali Express watch strap is breddy gud desu.

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A question for those who bought the RN5 presale and have already shipped.
Did the seller give out a fake tracking number before or did you have a really long processing time?

Am I going to regret getting chink acoustic foam over stuff on Amazon, or is it all the same? I'm putting a shelf over my desk, and I'm just putting some underneath to make my mic a little less awful.

Also, anyone have recommendations for a good arm to hold up a Blue Yeti? I bought into the meme, and I figure even if I upgrade in the future, anything beefy enough to hold up a Yeti will be fine for any other mic I'd be getting.

It's fine so long as you don't mind smoke inhalation.

Wait, what? Smoke?

>$1.60
>tfw I buy $5 straps and look the same
I am mad at myself

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Got a bunch of underwear from Aliexpress. Quality was mostly good.

Also post link, senpai

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aliexpress.com/item/TEAROKE-6-Colors-NATO-Watchband-Nylon-Strap-Black-Ring-Buckle-18mm-20mm-22mm-24mm-Striped-Replacement/32833626587.html

anyone know a decent chink webcam?

>doesn't work with items on flash sale
It works with any items in the store, even those on flash sale. Don't combine them with coupons, because you'll get a bad deal.

love you user