It came

wat, I would want the whole hedge not some plants.

Wanna make a thread on /b/ and put one in your asshole bro?

HAHAHA awesome i love you op

nyce plants op
thanks for the update

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Well nigger, what are you waiting to plant those bitches?

lmao it's the bushes the absolute madman

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OP FUCKING DELIVERS

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Those don't look like Holly shrubs. Are you sure you're not playing the ruseman?

happy planting
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/Swastikatree.jpg

pls sticky
toasting in epic bread

Nice, you better fucking plant them.

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Boasting in epic bread

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How is that 50 each? Also, those bitches were late on delivery.

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Worst. Hedges. Ever.

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You had no friends in school right?

you could've bought an N950 my friend

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fake and gay

>Dense evergreen privacy trees
Those look nothing like the picture, return them stating that exact reason and you'll probably get the return for free

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??????

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chuckled

there plants they grow

look at that landscape.
you didnt order those by accident you fucking fraud

>there plants they grow

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there, plants. They grow!

good job plants

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I hope it grows well, user.

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dis nigga just snapped a pic at a nursery, you think his back yard is gravel?

>implying any of us did

have you ever been outside??

also the dumbass in the original thread never mentioned anything about mulch

>mulch
i wonder how many nu-Jow Forums retards feel for the other thread this redditor made
LMAOing @ ur pathetic lyfes

YOU MUST BUILD A SHRUBBERY!

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Looks nice, get them planted. Don't send them back.

I'm gonna need a timestamp because it's hard to believe 40 of those were in a Fedex truck.

Source
>I deliver for UPS

trees are expensive dude. Heres the first nursery page I found on google

stwilliamsnursery.com/plant-tree-pricing-availability/#sthash.KN4SpODv.dpbs
stwilliamsnursery.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Woody-Availability-and-Price-List-March-19-2018.pdf
>Please note that St. Williams Nursery & Ecology Centre has a $250 minimum order.

Some of the small shrubs and saplings are cheap, but for somewhat matured trees like in op's they can be over $100. Trees also tend to die or not take root randomly when transplanted, so its always a gamble

Oh jeesus look at the replies in this thread. Fucking hell, seriously it shows that none of these newfags have a clue what is going on
EXAMPLES:

Hooray Topiary Get the fuck on .... fuck all Neckbeards

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Have fun user!

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>doesn't get the meme
Who's the newfag now?

Why pay for mulch when I could have just come over and shit all over the place?

If this is the same guy would't this be considered false advertisement? The shrubs in the pics looked much bigger than this.

Those are fully grown and planted close together to create a hedge

You got heaps of room

Are those lemon trees?

Reddit is for retards

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FAKE
The order was for evergreens which OP is clearly NOT

hmmmmm, my stomach fucking hurts

ate nothing but burger king food today. FUCK

put me in the screencap

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I wasn't even aware this was possible. Fuck.

me neither. is this just some gay lol so randum thing? fuck off in any case.

I hope they grow well and serve you proud.

I expected bigger hedges not small trees, anyway OP thanks for the blog update. What are you gonna do with it?

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well at least you did good to help the environment unlike buying technology crap.

great, now send them all back

go post your shit on reddit, fucking faggot

Jow Forumsardening

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Now you must choose....

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Right, now plant them in a row and wait until they grow into a hedge.

those aren't fucking hedges.

do you realize that by only saying put me in the screencap. you will most likely not be included in the screen cap?

Can I be in the screencap? I'll cum on your tits if you do.

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>there
"They are plants" shortens to "They're plants".

>proprietary closed source trees
you did this to yourself

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>THERE PLANTS, THEY GROW!

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well done

it's just small tree not hedge
HOAX

Maybe you can try voluntarily planting them in some local public space? (With permisson, of course).
Or maybe spruce up some other community area.

i came

Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, put me in the screencap!

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Build them in a nice multi level setup for the Knights who say NI!

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hmm

Now about that hedge fund.

Mods, seriously, stop it. Do you really think your post was necessary here? Cut that shit out. Do you think all your fine posts can hide the fact that you are all dumbasses? I can only see a lack of intelligence here. Do you intend to be clever or something? Dude, fuck that shit. These posts are neither clever nor cool, just annoying, like you. You seem to have kind of no hobbys? I can't stand your shit anymore. Seeing the posts with the lack of sense behind it gives my brain cancer. Trying to understand what you just posted is a royal pain in the ass. Did you even get that shit all by yourself? Damn you, faggot. There were times when we wrote a rant to make others upset. But your kind of post represents only the weak-minded idiots. The whores who are on facebook all day and even start to think with smileys. This is goddamn lamentable. Who the hell do you even think you are? To me you don't seem to be older than seven years, because you are barely able to write normally. Well, if you are disabled on a mental way, I'm sorry. But if not, then you are just another stupid motherfucker with too much time and nothing to do.

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Stop *hehe*, stop *ahahaha* stop beating around the bush OP *BAHAHAHA OH NONONO NO NOOO!*

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Smaller than I expected op maybe you could keep them

no

ur mom gay

fresh pasta. Delicious!

/out/ please.
Jow Forums is a serious board, we don't allow any form of shitposting here.

do you get paid?

>projectin

You didn't put me in the screencap :(

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