What the hell is this thing

what the hell is this thing

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Wireless phone charger, maybe?

looks like one of those sticky phone stands with a built in USB hub

or a USB dick warmer

try putting it in your asshole

bump

An angled snobble shaft

this
put it in ur butt and plug it in

lmao how can you not know this simple shit

Plug it into itself.

I think its a long gameboy SP. for blind people.

Gameboy Advance SP

Gameboy Advance SP Biomedical Sciences edition

it's a BioMetric Penis scanner. Just roll your junk on it like you would when you get booked so the Jews know if your cut or not. They'll send someone over later. Also it keeps all penis scans for eternity.

nah, that black part is rubber/its like a grip cushion thing

thats what I think this is, just a weird phone stand with a USB connection

its been three mins and my asshole is hurting

I dont know what the fuck it does no matter where I plug it in

careful now, I dont want to cause the universe to implode

haha that was my first thought when I saw it

You'd rather set your phone on hard scratchy plastic a zillion times?

give it back to the biomed ward jamal
it has very low street value

Phone cases exist

>jamal

im a pajeet babe

no one gives a shit
lurk moar

>stealing from the blind
Give it back, nigger.

Some kind of rfid card reader?

where did the poo touch you?