What is wrong with him? He's 45 years old

>He doesn't know

An African man that has been deprived of real technology in his youth has gone absolutely insane after immigrating to a 1st world country to develop his Javascript skills after being introduced to the topic by American coders.

Didn't read the "building" part at the first glance and that made way more sense to me.

I think he's bluffing.
We have no dragons to make cyborgs as said.

Now if he wanted to make Tachikomas, I'd give him some money.

You need space colonies first.

He just duct taped a laser pointer to a komodo dragon

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

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He's getting good advertising from the Reddit crowd. He knows what he's doing. The flamethrower thing was good PR even though it was soiboi cringe.

>dragon

You fucks do realize that Dragon is the capsule, right?
Dragon v1 is unmanned, a robot dragon.
Dragon v2 is crewed, autonomous with crew control capability.
This means human and robot control of Dragon, his mentioning of it may mean that a crewed Dragon v2 flight is happening sooner than anticipated, likely with company or USAF astronauts, flying out of Vandenburg AFB, to bypass NASA's asinine crew rating system for vehicles.

That sounds way gayer than a cool robotic dragon

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it was such god damn cringe

Remember, the USAF has been throwing money at SpaceX to develop a Raptor powered 2nd stage, to compete with the Centaur upper stage, which is currently the only golden goose that Lockheed Martin has.
The HydroLox fueled RL-10 engines on the Centaur are fantastically efficient, and capable of putting heavy payloads directly into Geostationary orbit, the catch is LockMart charges $500M just to roll an Atlas out onto the pad.

The USAF has seen what SpaceX can do for $50M a whack, and so they want to see a high energy upper stage on the Falcon, as a direct alternative to Atlas-Centaur.

lol u just jealous
git gud faggot

He missed out the word dildo.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with him; if he wants to go a little chuuni with his money, that's entirely his prerogative. Meanwhile, you're a faggot as usual, OP.

He is trying (pretty hard) to cultivate a certain public image.

the dildo is just part of a fully functional cyborg dragon (male)

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he is a redditor

>Because you can't make a cyborg dragon if you don't have a dragon in the first place.

So you need a real gf to make a cyborg gf...

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over 100k just retweeted a commercial. He's not dumb.

>this fucker is fucking my grimey

That's not a cyborg, that's an android.

>building a (dildo) cyborg dragon
>not building a cyborg waifu
Why is he such a faggot?

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For a fucking manchild, maybe. Space exploration is the shit.

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I thought Jow Forums was supposed to quarantine these idiots but it leaks Moe every day.

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Oh so all 45 year old businessmen should be fat, moustache-wearing, cigar-chomping assholes?

Nah, a robot dragon is definitely cooler. This capsule isn't going to be exploring shit.
If he gets to work on sending people to Alpha Centauri on the other hand...

Remember, kids, SpaceX is a threat to the multi-trillion dollar monopoly that Lockheed Martin secured over the US Space program via their joint venture with Boeing, known as the United Launch Alliance.

90% of anti Elon Musk posts are astroturfing by paid shills working for Lockheed.
Think I'm joking?
Lockheed and Boeing went to federal court, and lobbied congress, to prevent SpaceX being allowed to even bid on any defense related launch contracts.
They, of course, failed, but that is the level of swindling grifters you're dealing with.

They fucking sued and lobbied for the continued right to rob the american taxpayer blind.

Basedboys eat this stuff up like cake, I agree it's cringworthy as fuck though

Soibois, fuck this filter

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Based CS Lewis

>we are on Android P
>when it runs out of letters, it starts combining them
>Android AB, AC, DB, etc
>after a lot of loops, we get Android GF
>it's an Android gf but with the botnet inside
Would you?

It may surprise you all to know that Elon musk is actually a nigger !
That is right, white dudes, a nigger called
Melon Usk

this is a good quote but irrelevant to the PR cringe mr. Musk is doing.

>G
user, it'll only go up to FF at most, because hex is computer-y.

It's a reference to the fly-by-wire flight contol and navigation system in the crewed Dragon v2 capsule, and a hint of a likely upcoming manned flight.

He's a marketing hack.

Based conman, literally burning through that Goblinoland taxpayer money.

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SpaceX burns a fraction of the taxpayer money that United Launch Alliance does, you shit eating shill.

but would you an android friend friend?

Tax incentives work by alleviating the amount they owe, not by dumping a shitload of money into their lap

Only if said android friend (female) had all the correct (female) parts.

He's got an IQ of over 120 so he's not a boring normie.

he maybe use adobe flash with flex compiler

Fixed.

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...uhhhh they aren't doing hex, they're already on O

Oh, well never mind then.

iot ready blockchain compliant with built in ai machine learning algorithms

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>cyborg dragon dildos

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