Why does Jow Forums still use php

because they are smart and do not try to impress cretins with some meme language.

if they were smart the image server wouldnt be dead right now

we need an imageboard written in rusty goscript.js++ because i say its good

It's written 'Gava' you mong

it fits the old school frontend
php was made for web

Perl was better made for the web

They should be running all their scripts through the cgi-bin too, or mod_perl at the least. Literal brainlets.

t. not a sysadmin

Yeah but perl is shit
youtube.com/watch?v=noQcWra6sbU
youtube.com/watch?v=RPvORV2Amic

>CGI master race

Perl is better than PHP

hiroshima should make Jow Forums a SPA to get rid of no-js ganoo autists

Always said they should have used lisp

(((Netanel))) (((Rubin)))

It would be hard to find a more Jewish name.

Why not Haskell, instead of Captcha

you can start a thread with no image now

Perl was made before the web though

node.js

perl was made for the nsa

>it works fine
does it now

Since when? I just saw it

MODS MODS MODS
The image!

Javascript is shit tier.

>it works fine

>it works

There is literally nothing wrong with PHP. The only thing that JS has on PHP is being able to use the same packages as both the frontend and backend

The only reason PHP code sucks is that it was first. It didn't have a package manager and there wasn't as much "best practices", because they were finding out the best practices

>what would you rather them be using?
Go.

with HHVM if youre a hipster, or PHP7, it's faster than ever honestly.
>Go
lol

>what would you rather them be using?

Django

Go back to your containment website.

>php7
Way ahead of you. Using PHP 7.2

>not using RoR

C++17, obviously.

Assembly, obviously.