Odds hit the bottle, evens stay sober

Odds hit the bottle, evens stay sober

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alcohol is bad

kiwis dont deserve to have opinions

american whisky is almost as disgusting as american wine

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>odds
nice

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how about you drink some of ᵗʰᶦˢ

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my opinions are important

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ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵒᵖᶦᶰᶦᵒᶰˢ ᵃʳᵉ ˢʰᶦᵗ

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a literal waffle

a literal crumpet

baked goods shouldn't disrespect others

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a literal fruit

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a literal fucking fruit

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a literal fruit

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Highfive guys we bullied him away

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all bitchs

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>a literal fruit

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Go butter someone's crumpet, fruit

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everyone above this post gay

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apart from me tho

ᴸᶦᵗᵉʳᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶦᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ᶠᵃᵍᵍᵒᵗ ᴵ'ᵛᵉ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵉᵉᶰ

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look in the mirror lole

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I'm not as fat as you though so you're still a bigger faggot, ᵉᵛᵉᶰ ᶦᶠ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵍᵃʸᵉʳ

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how much do you weigh, I'm 58kg

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>bait him into admitting I could throw him across the room
it's
just
too
ᵉᵃˢʸ

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I’ll replace alcohol with a cola for obvious reasons

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throw more burgers into ur mouth fatty

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i've been called fat so many times today what is with skinny twinks thinking that their superior counterparts are fat
see me at bottom of pic

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*sip*

trim that hedge mr bloatmax

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when i see you irl i'm going to beat you to death with a rock i swear to god
ᶦ ᶫᶦᵗᵉʳᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵗʳᶦᵐᵐᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʸ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃᶰᵈ ˢᵖᵉᶰᵗ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵈᵃʸ ᵒᶰ ᶦᵗ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴵᵀˢ ᴺᴼᵀ ᴱⱽᴱᴺ ᴹʸ ᴴᴱᴰᴳᴱ

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okay well I"m going to go bench press 100kg now have planting gardenias and trimming hedges

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"now have planting gardenias and trimming hedges"
lole
have fun trying to benchpress that fren please record
ᶦ ʷᵒᵘᶫᵈ ᶫᵒᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ʰᵒʷ ᶦᵗ ᵍᵒᵉˢ
especially considering your smallness

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THIS XD

lets do this

Only bottle I hit is the water bottle

oh shit. I guess I forgot its 1PM here

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