What made you finally realize you were a hacker at heart?

What made you finally realize you were a hacker at heart?

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a thread died for this

When I was drilling out and physically masking roms, repairing fuses, and trying to get the bastards to dump

when i ate chinese food with 4 chopsticks

Youre next
From laughter!

is this ironic? is this b8?

What made you realize you were a faggot at heart?

in b4 raspberry pi
in b4 systemd
in b4 hackerman

>running htop
>calling yourself a hacker

Even your braindead whore of a mother can call you out on your bullshit.

I watched Mr. Robot.

Holy shit

user it's a joke

look at the commands entered at the bottom

jesus... fuckin autists everywhere

>35MB to run MS-DOS

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good reference

>pretend to be stupid
>user, you are stupid
>its just a prank bro

get this /b tier shit off muh technology board

This desu senpai

>print anus
hmmmmm

>not expr `anus`
Op had one job

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I'm not the OP, ya fuckin mook

echo anus

When the parental monitoring software my parents used on my computer got updated in an attempt to fix the fact that I could close it from the task manager, but it didn't work properly. I'm pretty sure my parents were in direct contact with them.

That time when I popped linux shells left and right on the systems of some faggot who was a sysadmin/programmer of a corporation, who kept bragging about muh Linux and muh leet skills on a lanparty in the mid 2000s.

I even told him to his face that I pwned and brought some proof during one of those lanparties, the lardass got asshurt but didn't even dared to raise his fist at me lol.

Developed a whole shitload of "exploits" (tricks, scams even) just poking around companies sites and customer service.
I guess my skills are just really good for making stealth accounts(building up fresh eBay's to fence my shit, etc)
That and some deals on the tor markets make me feel really hackerman sometimes.
I even sold some software I wrote that used one of the loopholes, felt similar to the opening scene of the matrix.

I built red and blue boxes from schematics in the Anarchist's Cookbook back in highschool.
They were pretty much already obsolete by then, but still.

>the lowest of lowest linux distro needs 200+ MB RAM
how will linux ever recover

>>the lowest of lowest linux distro needs 200+ MB RAM
>how will linux ever recover
TinyCore is 16MB large, DE included

I realized I was a job hacker. I am... a pajeet.

>htop
>hacker

when i played with my foot
and put it in my mouth

wrong, TCL need:
minimum of RAM is 46mb
recommended 128mb of ram + some swap

but mostly, loonix is fat.

Anus

When I used a keylogger to know the password allowing me to disable the parental control on the family computer

H A C K E R M A N

Then you become "The last hacker"

i have no idea what Anus is or does sorry

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when i finally installed htop
it was then i was one with the pids

By 'poking around' on their sites what exactly do you mean?