Man, why aren't there goddamn bidets in every single country in the world?
It's one of the greatest inventions in human history
Man, why aren't there goddamn bidets in every single country in the world?
Kayden Phillips
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Blake Peterson
just wipe your ass with toilet paper, no need to use water like a caveman or something
Levi Ward
Btw, op here. Argentinean posting from Denmark, with a sore anus
Joshua Martin
>Caveman
You never used a bidet. When you try one, you'll one what ir feels like
Ian Brooks
Nigga u serious
Colton Butler
Your sink is fucked up. The designer is a literal retard.
Andrew Johnson
Went to Japan and tried a bidet there. I honestly miss it. It made life so much easier and you wasted much less toilet paper.
Evan Gray
I miss bidets too user
Brody Edwards
bidets are gay as fuck because you know some other dude probably cleaned his ass with that too
Jacob Ortiz
Not sure if that's a serious argument
Brayden Mitchell
Water is cheaper than paper. Plus, it is more effective. And you can use soap for best performance.
Henry Bell
I bought a bidet toilet seat and it has changed my life.
Carson Diaz
I miss the bidet my landlord removed from the bathroom
Luis Hernandez
Shooting water up your ass seems hella gay.
Benjamin Rivera
I just stick the garden hose up my ass after a shit.
Dylan Price
Stop shitting in garden
Tyler Phillips
Lincoln Allen
I will fuck you.
Kevin Gomez
Y’all sound like a damn infomercial
Brody Rodriguez
never seen one of these bidet things. i'd probably wet my pants, haha
Cameron Adams
for gays and women to clean the cum out of their arseholes
Zachary Cruz
How?
Hunter Taylor
I'll take a shit. Stick the garden hose up my ass and let you use my anus as a fleshlight.
Dylan Scott
Gay af
Jace Foster
Ssshhhh baby. It's okay.
Owen Lopez
>Danish user thinks that a toilet with a built in enema is the greatest invention ever
How many cocks do you get fucked by on a regular basis user?
Jose Bell
Because I just LOVE having a dirty ass.
Dylan Taylor
Any MAN who uses a bidet is basically saying "I am alittle pansy boy and I like to have a sparkling clean tush tush so the manly bant boys can push their sweaty dongs into me"
Landon Watson
I don't know who you're quoting but they're hilarious.
Brayden Garcia
Try a bidet for a few days and tell us what you think
Henry Rivera
I agree, but...
Luke Collins
I tried it one time and I felt gay afterwards.
I felt like I wanted a dong in me.
I won't ever use one again.
Levi Perez