Facebook is launching a dating feature, CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced during the keynote address at Facebook's annual F8 developer conference Tuesday.
"This is going to be for building real, long-term relationships — not just hook-ups," Zuckerberg said.
The opt-in feature will match users specifically with people they aren't already friends with. Facebook users can build a dating profile — which friends won't be able to see.
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WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
I've never understood the point of dating sites anyways. Quite literally every girl I know around my age is already taken, and when there's a breakup she's in a relationship again before you know it. If you want to date, go back to college.
>when there's a breakup she's in a relationship again before you know it
with someone she met on a dating site
hence the point
it sounds like you're in the minority, non-normie
I think this was their ace in the hole, the nuclear option that they would deploy when it looked like it was all crashing down, the final desperation move. I think it'll work.
...wait, what? Those are the reasons to USE a dating site. Everyone around you is taken, so take from a wider population center. The internet will always be larger than your immediate surrounding. Unless, this is an excuse.
>when it looked like it was all crashing down
there was no chance of it "crashing down", just occasional blips in their stocks because of some media/political theatrics, like cambridge analytica. the only time companies like facebook can "crash down" is if a competitor makes facebook obsolete. there is no competition.
>I think it'll work.
there's no reason it won't. think about the people who use facebook.
>"This is going to be for building real, long-term relationships — not just hook-ups," Zuckerberg said.
yeah i bet
it surely won't spread the degeneracy culture and more aids, world-wide
>automated catfishing
nope
Facebook has always been about with people you already knew, people must have been leaving in droves for them to do this.
>people must have been leaving in droves for them to do this.
i don't think so. they care about profit and long-term stock goals above all else. if mark zuckerberg was okay with the amount of money he has, he would've retired long ago. you don't understand how billionaires' minds work. mark wants to pass the $100 billion threshold and overtake jeff bezos crown. it's all a game to them at this point.
> a dating profile — which friends won't be able to see.
Sounds more like a infidelity service.
>real, long term rela-
Its for hookups. And making every person you meet someone to hook up with. Absolutely cancerous, and worst of all, there's no way to escape.
Does anyone have a nuke or five I can borrow?
You both know that's not what I meant, they find another guy without using dating sites. And much faster, too.
Let the big game of eugenics begin!
Are you ready to see all the goys paired with 3-worlders while the tribe ones are paired among them and very few selected creme-de-la-creme?
Most of the posters ignored you because you're yet another whiny cunt whining about god knows what.
Here's some attention.
based zuck quashing the incel uprising
I only watch this unbearable cringfest for any Oculus Rift CV2 info.
[spoiler]Maybe some info on price drop, I want to buy OR tomorrow[/spoiler]
>post has more replies than any other ITT
>including the OP
>"ignored"
I wish I could laugh this off.
they wouldn't do that unless it was profitable.
Of course its profitable. They just need information about your fetishes for you """dating profile""" so they can sell that to someone who gives you targeted porn ads. After that they can screw you over all they want, you've already given them everything they wanted.
Oh yeah, and if you're anywhere to the right of...oh, say, John McCain, forget about it, you'll never get paired with anyone, or at least nothing pleasent.
I don't care what anyone says about the most recent leaks/not censoring enough freak out, this is going to be the single worst thing they have ever done, even at best.
Bump because it's horrible news and a dark days for all non-Marxists users.
If there's 5 women and 100 men using the dating site your odds are pretty bad.
Tinder is already advertising that their service has the highest interracial rate. Normally I'd be excited for real competition, but not when its the same fucking group of people.
Well, thats it, they monopolized love. Don't have a facebook? Too bad, no love for you.
i feel sorry for anyone still on that site.
it will be programmed to only pair white females with black males just watch and see.
Why would you tell your friends so they could make fun of you
pretty much
simply epic
if you're riding the cock carousel, ride the "best" cocks, right? considering it's one of the only (perceived) """""""advantages""""""" that niggers have over anyone else. considering tinder is just about fucking, fuck the "best" people you can, yeah?
i'm sure they can go find some /v/irgin to take care of the kid that pops out after she's had enough one night stands.
>what could go wrong
Fucking this, it's over for us. FB has now the final authority on who can be inal a relationship with who, and is your white............whelp.........
FB is creating a tool for eliminating right leaning and white people from the world. Will they win. Absolutely, cus FB controls all minds, and has no competion.
Enjoy never haveing sex ever again....
This will either be the next thing ever is FB can figure out how to turn all that data they gathered from you to find a perfect match, or it could just fail, and suck.
Would be interesting, fb has a lot of user data to make this work.
North Korea doesn't have facebook, though they supposedly started rolling out some dating network in their intranet. So if you want to visit a country (with still a decent average IQ) untouched by the global corporatocracy, you'll have to visit a third-world dictatorship.
This is a suprer danger to all of freedom, and it WILL WIN OVER US! ALL THAT ISN'T FACEBOOK ARE DOOMED!
will be fun to find sluts to bang and partake in degenerate behaviors, been waiting for this for a long time now, fuck Tinder
easy way to catch a couple stds from desperate whores that fuck anyone cuz they want dick like you want pussy. maybe youll be lucky enough to find a loyal girl who knows. good idea but since all your information and shit are on facebook you can be easily exposed if you fuck something up unlike temporary profiles on dating apps that you can just lie about everything and get away with it
That means I have a 5% chance. Better than now.
>So if you want to visit a country (with still a decent average IQ) untouched by the global corporatocracy
What about Russia?
>have loyal girl
>fuck bitches on the side
living life
well since its facebook the numbers are equal since its as common for a girl to have facebook as for a guy unlike tinder that is filled with desperate creeps that just need pussy
>It's not going to be another dating site where 20% of men get 80% of women.
>It's going to be for real relationships.
Yeah, sure. No way it's going to be another STDfest full of chads, sluts and faggots.
maybe not everyone want to get their dick wet just for the cause. i rather stick with a loyal bitch that isnt brainlet and a huge computer nerd like me than fuck girls to say i fucked them. dont get anything out of it, prolly just gonna get some nasty shit as most girls are fucking stupid as shit anyway
Personally I would guess asian women too.
just like tinder right?
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Just because you're wildly unsuccesful on dating sites doesn't mean everyone else is.
I wanna see this happening just for the lolz and the reaction of the community
Good thing I'm forever alone anyway.
It's.. actually not bad news if you already know how shit like Tinder works. I get around 2 or 3 different Tinder hookups a month, most being a 4 or 5 times thing. If you consider there's way more women on FB than on Tinder that's actually good potential.
russia's not closed off from the world, it's a poor capitalist country, among the world's worst HIV rates, massive prostitution problem since the fall of USSR, those with internet access use both VK and Facebook, etc.
Depends clearly which country and town you live in. In the US, living in a overpopulated state, tinder is so common you have to be naturally dump as fuck to not be able to find at least one fat desperate whore to fuck. It doesn't work like that on many Europe countries, people actually care where they stick their dick into and wont fuck garbage just to fuck. Which is why STD and HIV rates are so common unlike anywhere else
>Which is why STD and HIV rates are so common unlike anywhere else
No, it's because the US is a lot more nigger infested.
>inb4 white than you, muhammad
I see his strategy, it's a good move. They need something to stay relevant.
There might be more women on Facebook, but there's also more men. And take into account that not everyone is going to use this feature, and you'll only be matched with people that do.
Besides, the reason why you get around 2 or 3 different Tinder hookups in a month has nothing to do with there not being enough women on Tinder. Unless you really do live somewhere where Tinder isn't used much.
Bugbook
> It's cuz of the niggers that the white desperate whores will fuck anyone and catch stds
Go to uk, girls will fuck for a pack of chigaretes. Incest rate is as big as it gets. Literally pure thot slag country. Definitely not cuz of niggers. Also in my town i prolly seen a nigger 4-5 times in my 23 years and that was tourists. niggers has nothing to do with girls being whores
>the numbers are equal since its as common for a girl to have facebook as for a guy
Doesn't matter, the feature is opt-in.
Now that Craigslist is out of the way...
You have right my friend
>Now that Craigslist is out of the way...
W-what?
Craigslist ended their singles ads after FOSTA passed. They didn't want to get shut down like Backpage. I'd imagine that some of the other 'dating' services like Tinder have been taking a cautious approach as well. With some of the competition neutralized, and the others uncertain of the future, in comes Facebook with their own service - with the (remaining) public goodwill.
I guess that trip to Washington wasn't a waste of time after all.
Personals are gone. No more 38 yr old crossdressers for you
But Craigslist still has the Personals ads.
If you calculate how many faggots fucked and spread STDS all over the world via craiglist meet ups, they should go to jail or something
my country is just a shitty cyberpunk brazil at this point. that's exactly what we need mr. noseberg, more ways for women to run free and cause problems in society.
Are you retarded? It's literally the opposite, most of the US is a Tinder wasteland compared to EU.
(Especially because American girls are picky as f)
Yeah because you live in Europe and know what the fuck is going on dont you.
I been in the USA and tried tinder and i could scroll on my phone all day to find pussy while i can find about 60-100 girls max in a populated area on europe
>It's literally the opposite, most of the US is a Tinder wasteland compared to EU.
>American girls are picky as f
that's what amerilards believe
fortune.com
Was it just US only or something?
>american girls hard
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wait, you havent visited any other country ever to know what girls not being whores look like have you? brainlet
i met my girlfriend on VK
people have behaved this way for thousands of years
interracial stuff is just in vogue at the moment
bottom line is a girl sucked my dick for a baked apple once, so whatever,
its the culture and the place you live at. europe doesnt have as much niggers singing how they sniff coke off of hookers buttcracks and million of teenagers making them rich. muricans really deserve what they get
People have been meeting, dating and hooking up thanks to FB for as long as I remember now, you're just too autistic/unpopular to realize.
incels btfo
>which friends won't be able to see
Well they fixed one thing at least
>I been in the USA and tried tinder and i could scroll on my phone all day to find pussy
Yeah, if you lived in a major urban area... where nobody can really afford to live to begin with.
>youre just too unpopular
really nigga
>prostitution problem
>t. American
They look like that for themselves and sometimes just to tease guys. They're actually frigid as fuck...
Don't fall for the memes. Euro girls are way easier
>date
>college
>not putting your sausage inside every hole possible
you done college wrong
>among the world's worst HIV rates
>tfw world cup
>pandemic hiv spread
sasuga fifa
>whores exist everywhere
no shit
>t. never been to America
If you get a date here, you're already doing better than 80% of guys. That's how bad it is.
(Oh, and did I mention you probably have to pay for it? No, prostitution's illegal, but paying for dates isn't for some reason.)
Dating sites are not for women. Women don't need them. Women are only ever single by choice.
They don't in the US. That's kind of my point.
Girls who LOOK like whores do exist in America, as you pointed out. But they generally hate sex.
I doubt tourists will be a heroin addict just for the world cup. Every sane person use condom with hookers
What's the difference between hookers and escorts? You pay them to fuck them, so it's prostitution either way.
I live in the USA and i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. Unless you live in some redneck town with 100 people population what you say is irrelevant. Just go to a rave party or spring break to figure out that girls that dress like whores are whore indeed.
There is no difference, hence both are illegal.
Really? I thought escorting was legal. Don't most porn stars do escorting?
>just go to places with college girls, preferably freshmen
Thanks for restating my original point? Fucking retard.
(Also most non-small towns are getting unaffordable...)
The prostitution part is illegal, no matter what you call the "service".
You don't generally get to fuck the woman who you bought dinner for.
You sound mad because you can't get pussy after college in the USA with a whole bunch of fucking dating apps that make it easy for you. You deserve staying virgin moron
Facebook is dead. This won't save it. Anyone under the age of 18 doesn't even want to go near the thing because it's for old people.
I thought craigslist go shut down for the same thing? Why would a sleazy dating site like facebook need to add a dating app?
>all of them is trap
>get mercilessly raped on the "date"
>have a long term relationship with STDs
Maybe at the end of the day you feel a bit better for yourself that you paid to insert your dick on some hooker. It's not prostitution its buying pussy to fuck cuz you are that beta you cant open tinder to find a desperate whore to fuck that is a mile away
It is, long as sex don't take place where money was involved first. ex: your hire some woman as an escort for some swanky gig (entirely legal). After said event you two decide to have sex. (entirely legal) cause no money was involved. Case of two adults consenting. Now if the woman who is the escort uses a fake id and she's really under age then you got problems but most legit places do background checks and that kinda deal first. Also if you try to pay her more money for sex after the event then yes your ass is on the line.