What happens if the fbi or the govt or whatever want to spy on you but you have all ports closed except for 80 and 443?

What happens if the fbi or the govt or whatever want to spy on you but you have all ports closed except for 80 and 443?
(No dns because you use dnscrypt on port 443)?

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>80 & 443
thats enough for the partyvan

>implying the government cares about your anime porn

Port 80's enough for em

>Most sophisticated hackers and mathematicians in the world work for NSA
>Implying they will want to break into some Jow Forums faggotry thinkpad
>Implying there would be any reason they couldn't

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How

..because all of your HTTP traffic goes over 80? What the fuck are you even doing on this board you stupid cunt?

they most likely have undiscovered remote exploits for iis/nginx/apache

The death star had only one port open and look how that went...

ayeeeee

They get into your home while you're gone to install monitoring devices.

But man, sure am glad that I am running a secure and open OS

ummm... you got anything to hide, user?

Yes, just like you.

I don't...

Cool, post primary email address and password pls.

for you? nah... if the gov wanted it? sure...

Hello, this is your government. Please post your primary email address and password.

Why do I get the feeling the government has cracked pretty much all encryption algorithms including SHA256?

Because you never studied cryptography.

sure... show the warrant first ;)

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>all ports closed except for 80 and 443?
You don't. The web server use 80 or 443, not you. Your computer uses a random port above 1024 to connect to those ports, and it closes again soon you finish send/receiving your shit.

Example of established tcp connections. See the high ports connecting to https/http (443 and 80)?

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>implying they have shown you a warranty for every previous spying they have done