Jow Forums essentials

post anything a Jow Forumsentooman is highly likely to own

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youre very optimistic. you must not have seen the faggy RGB battlestation threads

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I own these two, and a ThinkPad Edge but we don't talk about those.

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>optimistic
Desk fedoras are almost as obnoxious as the stupid rainbow faggot shit infesting battlestation threads.

Both are loved by sheep who just buy whatever they think is trendy and won’t shut the fuck up about it.

how do i beat the urge to become a literal faggot and buy these?

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Take it up the ass raw and realize that you're not actually into gay sex

sounds like a plan
will do

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Got vape yet bros?

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Basic Jow Forums bitch kit

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>Desk fedora
audible kek

>wearing clothes
>sex
those don't sound like the same thing though

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Those aren't the HD600

>membrane
nah im good

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>windows

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why do you people only seem to be able to think in memes

I legitimately want to buy some. And a skirt to go with it. Damn.

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>gamer shit

This is why I barely visit Jow Forums anymore. Fucking faggots.

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Jow Forums was always gay newfag

sounds like a problem with yourself

>he doesn't program in tandem with his faggot friends

Don't you have a suicide statistic to add to?

why does my dick receive pulses and harden whenever i see thigh high socks?

crossdressers are not traps, though.

If they pass as a woman they are. The trap is that they have a penis that you were not aware of.

oh boy here we go