1997+21

Ah YES! I saw this meme on PewDiePie!

google is shit.
bing is slowly turning into google shit...

How exactly is a shotgun to the head not 100% lethal?

>what are data structures

By running your search across a datacenter

People go under the chin and blow their faces off. So surprisingly often it's not the first shot that does it, they have to manage a second shot to put themselves out of the misery of shooting their face off.

You need to aim up towards the central brain through the back of your mouth. If you don't do that or are off-centre, you may only sever part of your spinal chord/ non-essential parts of the brain.

The 1% are likely vegetables.

Too bad bing and most other alternatives are bloated javascript-infested garbage.

thanks, now I'm going to jail

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why?

weird

by only loading the first 10 results then claiming "100 billion"

how retarded are you?

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You already had the results. Welcome to the botnet.

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Why are the first results cheese pizza?

'
what did I miss

Some unsavory images appear on bing and not google

All of their servers exclusively use ramdisk

>1997 was 21 years ago
Oh my god

>1945+73
>using a search engine
>using a browser
>using a computer
>what's a computer?

Why did you think Hitler drank poison on top of pulling the trigger

But his death was faked

who's the motherfucker who survived a shotgun to the head?

the database engines are fast as fuck nowadays
the problem is keeping all that data somewhere

>it's real

they only give you like 10 results on the first page
it only queries that much
when you click next page it queries again
that's why it's fast

a vegetable

How hard would it be to make a startpage for bing?

AHAHAHAHAH

Wish I had a shotgun and a couple of shells.

>shotgun to chest

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lol

>point blank shot
>still only 99% change to hit
Fucking RNG.

It's only $200. But you can off yourself basically for free and with guaranteed success, by decapitation using a tall building and a strong metal string. It only takes few seconds to die after your head is detached. Even if decapitation part fails, you will still die from the fall.

> sit on top of tall building
> shotgun your head
> fall
That's 100% for ya

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>survive
what now hotshot

>how can they get 1 million results
They don't. The counters always lie.
Scroll to ~16th page and you are at the end and number suddenly drops to ~500 results

> take cyanide
> sit on top of tall building
> shotgun to head
If you survive that, repeat until you finally die

>suicide by poison, pills, lethal injection, burning, falling, hanging and shooting yourself.webm

Searx.me offers Bing as one of the engines.

>$200
I only have access to makes in Russia and Europe.
>Tall building and a string
Nah, I'd prefer hanging that cuts off blood circulation to the brain.
No pain at all, only dreams.

It doesn't cuts blood circulation, just breathing. Suffocating on co2 is excruciating pain, on top of all other bad feelings.

Fall down break legs, vial of cyanide shatters, shotgun goes off but only takes half your face off and its too far away for you to crawl to it again.

> Fall
> Decapitation part fail
> Hanging on wire slowly choking to death
> Die from fall

????????????

>It doesn't cuts blood circulation, just breathing
That's where you are wrong.
You can tie a knot that pushes on brain arteries but doesn't suffocate you.

And you can do that even using anything, since it's does not need too support your weight even.

> Fall down 600 feet
> only break legs

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Algorithms 'n shit.

that is the stupidest shit I've read in a while

Google is absolutely based.

lol you get knocked out from the first time for sure plus crippled, after excruciating rehabilitation put into asylum and restrained to prevent future attempts for life
>hell

If you give the string enough length for few yards of free fall, it will either snap or cut your head off. Back in the day gallows used tables to determine proper rope length - having it too long caused decapitation.

>Google is absolutely based.

>dying feels to easy, might happen any day in traffic
>killing self feels impossible and will fail no matter what

>not building your own suicide helmet to blow your brains out with eight shotgun shells simultaneously and adding a backup system just in case

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Does this mean one of the oldest meme is about to die?
Will people stop killing themselves now that it isn't funny anymore?

>1997
Good year. Sennheiser released the HD600.

Well I wasn't expecting that

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Canned searches
Also the result count is a lie

what's the q+ for?

1.7 min to die holy terry
We need now the suicide machines

nice
sauce?

These

It's weird that random common search terms lead to that

What was the search term?