WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Sorry I only eat the finest food

Dumb canarian

Mommy?

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Hi friend. How's it going?

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I'm not mommy but I am here for you

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Im not canarian you cocksmoking poleswallowing ballgobbling shaftstroking dickslurping homo

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don't be sad, user...
or no, wait.
be sad. be scared. our world is fucked. we're slowly killing ourselves collectively. we're all GOING TO DIE.

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go back there

Idk ive just woken up how is it going?

Oh, uh...

Do you have milkies?
Is that how everybody in Canarias speak like?

Why are you so scared of everything youre swiss

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hey
you ok user?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTfxHh6NM48
listen to this song I really like it

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I get my milk in bottles is that ok?

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Are you really from Guam? Is it first world or third world?

Mommies milkies contain more nutrients. You are just drinking pure fat

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I see. Well I don't have mommies milkies!

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I'm from the US but I'm living in Guam for a while. Guam is a lot like Hawaii, most of it is shitty but there are a few nice places. It's first world

well im sure you have something that could interest me!

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Only on wednesday
Still, Im not your canarian lover

Do locals eat humans?

no
do they in Spain?

Is that so? I'm glad

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We would save lots of money

How was your day frend?

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Good morning, in that case.
I'm kind of bored. I'm mid class right now, and no idea what i'm doing

My day was good, I spent the afternoon mostly just relaxing which was nice. I'm at least glad this site worked today.
How was yours?

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>going to school in 2018

I dont know yet ive just woken up

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>ive just woken up
oops
Well in that case hopefully you have a good day. I'm gonna go to sleep now!
zzz

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Actually breast milk has more fat than cow milk

G'night!

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Stupid neet

You are just jealous because you dont have 98iq

>two digits iq
Lame

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Uwa?

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>going to school in 2018

You

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Is Suebi or SSP more hated by their fellow iberians?

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Nobody hates me. I understand why everybody hate ssp tho

I dont hate him
He really is a dumb sissy neet, thats why I called him that

maybe you?

oh, just playful banter then.

excuse me do i know you?

In fact, people actually love me

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>not going to school in 2018

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just a stranger

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>not using Internet to get all the knowledge yoi want

Out

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In

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>not needing to spend 16 years of your life in school to be even slightly successful in life

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Get that dicke of Abe in your ass for once... dumb ghei Suebi :^)

STAHP

>doesn't even need his hands to clean his own asshole
this is being successful in life
qué tal el dia

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Termine de comer ahora mismo, me planteo una siesta.
Tu? neet tontito :^)

*Hugs*

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entre encender un cono de incienso, darle a las pesas o echar una siesta
*smells*

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Deja de drogarte con el incienso.

Ve al gym a ver a los a hombres rudos que te gustan :^)

puedo hacer las 3 realmente. con un poco de suerte podré levantar 10 kg para finales de octubre

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*sniffs back*

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Yo me voy a dormir, usa proteccion en las duchas.

no no, yo ahí no me meto, me ducho siempre en casa lol
i didn't give you permission

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I don't need permission...

*Licks your face*

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Dios es grande!

Soo... fellow bantier, what made you cry???

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