>mum found the git repository
Mum found the git repository
Benjamin Moore
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Juan Sanders
thanks mum
Anthony Roberts
>mum cracked the LUKS partition
Landon Morales
>grandpa found the COBOL source code
Easton Roberts
>landlord found the firmware images
Angel Perry
>dog found the RSA private keys
Samuel Carter
>ISP found the VPN provider
Blake Robinson
>Little sister ran dmesg
Owen Rivera
>mum git push -f'd over all my code
Nathaniel Flores
>mum distributed my private key
Hudson Russell
>>Microsoft found the restore CDs
Jace Torres
>Dad found the build logs
Tyler Sanders
>Dad ran pacman -Syu --force
Liam Bailey
>uncle altered the mask rom
Noah Phillips
>aunty accidentally accumulated my anus ants
Eli Martinez
>user read the manual
Sebastian Edwards
source?
Christian Parker
>dad reformatted all my spaces to tabs
William Bell
>mom unencrypted my hashtables
Kevin Roberts
>grangran dropped the 0-day
Evan Howard
>little bro just rebuilt my filesystem
Cameron Reed
Only dynamic Lang faggots give a shit about this stuff. Go away.
Adrian Anderson
>son didn't simply accept terms and conditions
Levi Powell
>aunt applied kernel patch
Carson Williams
Underrated
Austin Morris
>Uncle pentested the backdoor
Owen Ramirez
>twin imitated the wireless access point
Jonathan Hill
>bf gained root access
Thomas Jenkins
>Mom changed CXXFLAGS
Liam Ward
is this even possible?
just how secure is dmcrypt + luks anyway?
Carter Price
>sister pinged localhost
Isaiah Turner
I don't think it's happened yet without someone giving up a password. They just throws you in jail if you say you forgot the password.
Aiden Carter
Thank him
Henry Murphy
>mom found my 217gb jav porn collection
Jason Bennett
>mum run the custom installer
Connor Brown
>mum found the torrent seeds
Carson Brown
>grandma denied my pull request
Mason Fisher
Good dad
Matthew Collins
kill him
Owen Edwards
>things that never happened the thread
Chase Wright
>youngest son rootkitted the server
Adrian Nelson
>Lil bro is hosting mumble server for vidya again
Time to disable upnp
Kevin Rivera
>sis found the family dating sim hobby-project
David Parker
>mum found my machine learning data set for proceduraly generating hentai
Jason Lewis
>She drew CG sets for footjob scenes
Little brat.
Landon Powell
>uncle Bob changed the QoS policy
Aiden Clark
I'm not sure what this means
Benjamin Gutierrez
Kek underrated if you know what i mean
Leo Brown
based
Henry Reyes
>gf denied my pull request
Gavin Davis
>dad found secret algorithm to shitpost on 4chen
Joshua Brown
My god, I'd be a fucking wreck if i had xj9 as a gf.
Like fucking Christ, keeping the botnet off her would be a full time job.
Robert Bailey
>grandma redefined the builtins
Austin Bailey
>Neighbour configurated the config
Eli Martinez
>Uncle installed gentoo on my laptop
Jackson Watson
>mum ran make with more threads than logical cores
Wyatt Sanders
>mom set the CMAKE_CXX_EXTENSIONS
Alexander Bailey
>uncle opened the socket
Joshua Baker
>no fun allowed
Jack Jones
>mum threw some of my important notes in the kitchen's /dev/null
Joshua Williams
>dad knows that I have 16GiB ram.
Ayden Miller
>mom added -funroll-all-loops to the build
Elijah Edwards
My sides!
Jace Barnes
>moot found the leaked source code
pastebin.com
Adam Garcia
disguting pedo
Tyler Howard
It's possible if you have a weak password and she uses a dictionary attack.
Gabriel Barnes
lostttttttttttt
Brody Cruz
>apple found the hackintosh
Owen Powell
Oh Shi....
Brayden King
It's a robot
Hudson Bennett
>mum is compiling Firefox again
>mfw I'm her distcc slave
Noah Morris
>NSA accessed the management engine
Bentley Perry
>dad activated my almonds
Owen Gray
>dad found the hidden gentoo partition
Jason Russell
>great grandma sued over a GPL violation
Jack Roberts
>Windows 10 successfully escaped from the VM
Cameron Reyes
oH SHi-
Easton Thompson
Jow Forums - technology
Hudson Bennett
ahhh shit
Anthony Thompson
>Dad Found the group Policy settings
Christopher Myers
>mum enacted a code of conduct in our house
Adrian Edwards
Jace Martin
These types of threads that always have this same thumbail are among the most cancerous on Jow Forums and are the exact reasons this board is going to complete shit.
Cooper Butler
you sound fun
shitposting website, get over it nerd
Nicholas Garcia
>Priest pings the switch ports
Nicholas Stewart
>windows installed boot manager on SATA-0 instead of my SSD
Nathan Sullivan
>qt girl at school dereferences my pointers
Juan Robinson
>literally dozens of apple bait threads
>literally several "how do I" threads that belong in /sqt/
>literally several generals with anime/3dpd attention seeking pictures
>literally over 5 daily Terry threads
>literally ten "thank you based X" or intel vs amd vs nvidia daily threads
>literally over 5 daily """"disguised"""" Jow Forums cuckolds that LITERALLY can't breathe without spamming about libruls and onions
>this one meme thread kills Jow Forums
kys newfag nigger
Connor Sanchez
>literally over 5 daily Terry threads
How's that a bad thing? Terry should be Jow Forums's new mascot, not that commie faggot we got stickied up there.
Sebastian Rivera
>autism detected
Nathan Sanchez
This. Encryption doesn't protect you from crimes. It only protects you from your mommy
Josiah Bell
>tfw no qt android underage loli waifu to make her entirely free software and libreboot her so we can program in C, listen to music and kiss at the night with jazz playing in the background
ehh why live
Camden Sullivan
Xavier Mitchell
>The District Attorney found out about the illegal operation my program committed.
Aaron Wilson
Grayson Johnson
>mom found my Linux subsystem install for Windows
Nathaniel Rodriguez
>the love module needs proprietary firmware
what now, foss boi?
Brayden Robinson
Hell, for my underage waifu i would even learn how to reverse engineer stuff
Noah Gray
>best friend reformatted my live usb