/DPG/ - Dumb Phone General

Am I a fucking moron for having bought the MP01 Dumb Phone?

I got sick of shitty smart phones, and I wanted to have something more simple, but now I have a shitty ass dumb phone.

I love the lack of internet, emojis, videos, etc. but this phone is fucking trash.

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dumb phone for dumb person OP

>Share your dumb phones Jow Forums.
>6 replies of laughing sluts
>minutes later..
>404

Enjoy that buyers remorse you kissless virgin faggot

>Am I a fucking moron for having bought the MP01 Dumb Phone?
Yes. There's literally thousands of old Nokia phones available for less than $20 with two-day delivery on ebay this very second. You might have wanted a dumb phone, but you wanted to be a dumb consumer whore just that little bit more.

>Am I a fucking moron
You bought a dumbphone with non-replacable battery

Fuck you guys, I don't need your gay instant gratification device. I just want something that can make calls and receive text. Go back to grindr queers.

I don't want a fucking Nokia, kill yourself. I just want to call and text. I don't need a fucking camera or fucking xXx-Chess-Club-xXx you mongrel.

>wrong

>spending $300 on hipster shit

Yeah, that's pretty moronic. You could have gotten the same thing for $20.

Or just buy a $200 smartphone without data and don't install much on it, if you're like me, you have at least one or two reasons to use modern functions. (music over bluetooth to the car stereo, insurance verification, and remote car lock/unlock/start)

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Here's my big boy, the price is ~15$. Nice looking and no bloat camera. I can even listen to music in mp3. Battery life about a week.

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>I just want to call and text. I don't need a fucking camera or fucking xXx-Chess-Club-xXx you mongrel.
Are you 12? Nokia have over a hundred models that don't have cameras.

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Literally a juicero of phones

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Had pic related for a few years, was £15 new, pay as you go. £10 top up last a few months. People look at me strangely if they see it but I personally have no need for a smartphone.
>no gf
>only one mate I text and the texts consist of 'Do you want to meet up tomorrow' 'Yeah okay' end
>mostly talk using skype or steam at home
>can just wait to look something up when I get home

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>having a gf means you need a smartphone

sadly it does

this is literally me with my 1130 and I use to it to talk to my mom as well

If it does, you have a subpar gf.

>Radio & Games
Fuck off.

Fuck off Ivan.

>Too many features

/thread
The new dumbphones are pure trash, even the chinkshit ones are better

>Too many features
You're just trying to be a hipster

LineageOS has a AndroidGO variant now.
(runs on 256MB ram devices)

If I can get that with usb tethering (for laptop) capabilities and sideloading via ADB I don't even need a web browser on there.

Backlit keys and a cover for the screen would be great.

>$20
Overpriced.
shop.ee.co.uk/mobile-phones/pay-as-you-go/alcatel-10-66-payg/details

The fucking keypads are shit to type anything >10 characters. Takes about 10 minutes to type "Up up?"

What's the best dumb phone I can use on Verizon?

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May 23rd. I cannot fucking wait

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Stop being a contrarian nerd, start wanting to use social networks and apps, and stop being homophobic.

Is there a dumphone that will still let me download Google Play Music? That's literally fucking all I need

>tfw no spring loaded cover

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>muh phobia

>>>/reddit/

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>not a single relevant messaging app supported
useless

>retard doesn't want smart phone
>retard doesn't take any suggestions
>retard is racist
Imagine my shock.
OP, get an iPhone X

>gets a dumbphone
>for using it as a "smart" phone
Plus facebook messenger is confirmed to be supported, and there's proof whatsapp will get released for it too.

CIA niggers will have a more difficult time tracking you. Hopefully you bought minutes on a card so they don't have your name and address.

I want to buy a T28s. Any opinion?

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>May 23rd. I cannot fucking wait
Really? May 23 confirmed?

>dumb phone for dumb person OP
youtube.com/watch?v=5N8XTUUGYhc&t=207s

OP, you can own a smartphone and use it only for the features you need. If not, there are tons of actual dumbphones that other anons have suggested here. I have no idea why you bought an overpriced piece of hipster trash.

You goddamn brainlet

why can't you just buy an old razr and plop in a sim card or something?
why would you spend hundreds of dollars on a gimped modern dumbphone?

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>that laptop
what the fuck

because op is actually just another hipster consumerist pig who wants to look cool because he has an "old" phone

Low test.

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Looks pretty sexy! Bonus points if you dress like CIA

in some 3 world shitholes kill for a 50$ pajeet android phone and yall niggers going back to dumbphones its fucking pathetic kill yourself virgin retards.

VAIO's are fucking beautiful, eat shit

They're literally one of the only laptop companies Apple considered letting make a macbooks

I can understand the reasoning but i don't understand having to buy something new

Can't you just hide all your "smart" apps in a launcher?

A couple years ago I purchased a used Blackberry Classic to emulate the dumb phone with some benefits, namely a basic web browser and group messaging.

if I were to purchase a different phone, I'd want one with dual sim so I can ditch my damn google voice number and sever another arm the botnet has in me. after that, it's just gmail.

dont

shut up stop making sense the american solution is to buy your problems away

2G is no longer online in the US

anybody here still using a sony ericsson? I am eyeing a w890 and w880 atm, but they are retardedly expensive (like 50-100 yurobucks if not trashed). Maybe I should just get a blackberry...

The Punkt MP01 only supports 2g lmaooooo

My HTC shit the bed and I actually want to downgrade to a simple dumbphone but I live in the U.S. so I don't really have any options. I am jealous of you guys in Europe, Nokia is still making new dumbphones and I can't use them on my network.

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You can still use Nokia you fucking mong

It would've been nice if at had atleast a basic browser and an e-mail client.

>Twingo plush

back to your c/o/ntainment b/o/ard

Not him but we're shutting down anything that isn't 4g/5g here in America. I can't use my Nokia in certain towns and soon I won't be able to use it where I live

Japanese flipphone(sort of).
Corporate supplied phone anyway.

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Just shut up and put a GPS device in your pocket. You don't want to be different, do you?

The new Nokia dumbphones are 4G, pretty sure others are too.

>He doesn't know that he can easily be traced just by triangulating your location via cell tower
>He doesn't think that modern cars with their on board GPS, sensors, and cameras are gathering data

You don't have to have or use a smartphone for big brother to find you. All you're doing is limiting yourself. Unless you're living on some patch of undeveloped land that you bought in cash, you're already on the grid.

This.
All GSM is 4g or LTE in the 3 towns around me.
CDMA or 2g/3g is legacy and only for prepaids now which will be phased out in under two years.

Why there is no dumbphone with good screen, non-pixelated fonts, non-lagging firmware where everything takes more than a second to react and decent hardware. Why

I'd buy it if it was spring loaded.

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There is no point to own a dumbphone, if you want something small just buy xperia compact and install LineageOS.

youtu.be/dCteIT8kvuw

>tfw really want a cool and sleek dumb phone but no way i would ever give up smart phones

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You mad, cholo? Want some change?

with that now we only need a modern smartdumbphone that tries to be a mobile phone before a pocket tablet. The blackberry form factor could be great, that's the best for phoning and messaging IMO while a modern, low power processor could let you do what 2009 flagship phones could already do but with massive battery duration.

Twingo a cute

Those are VERY old, even by dumbphone standards. I hope you don't pay extra for "muhh retro vintage".

When will samsung make their new samsung xcover (xcover. Not galaxy xcover)? My old one needs changing.

Reminder that 2G and 3G only have about a year and a half of guaranteed service left in the US before companies start replacing the towers with 4G towers.

Not a dumbphone. You can use wifi, it has an app store, and it comes with Facebook/Google integration. It's just a smartphone with a different OS and a dumbphone like form factor, think of them more like those Japanese smart flip phones.

Got my first dumbphone last week

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apparently it is for dumb people.
this guy ditched his smartphone because he was getting email notifications too often and he prefers to check his emails at scheduled times on a computer.

its ridiculous

>he wants to use a computer for computer stuff

THE MADMAN

Pathetic, it can't even transfer files over Bluetooth.

If the 3310 4g comes to Canada I will unironically buy it. I only use my martphone for the occasional call or text, checking the time, and playing music.

Remember transfering jar games over infrared? Amazing how much they could fit in 200kb.

I remember swapping 320x240 porn videos over bluetooth in math classes.

Man 3GP was utter ass.

Same here, I actually want a 3310 just to use while out and about. I only use my smartphone for looking at porn or browsing the net while in bed.

i bought this for 20€

can make phone calls, text messages, take shitty pictures, has a calculator, an alarm clock, a flashlight, can transfert files through bluetooth, can receive FM radio and play mp3.

i added a 4 GB microSD with mp3 and it does the job.

also, it has more than 5 days of idle battery life

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>had a blackberry
>doesn't like smart phones
I'm shocked...

HON HON HON

I've personally never have had a smartphone because I'm a loser who even when he did have probably enough money would rather buy a damn video card or tv or something because I mostly use my phone for phone calls/text. Occasionally having the mp3 player in it is convenient too. I mean also on the plus side the battery lasts days.

>start wanting to use social network and apps

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Should've bought Nokia 105 2017. No cameras, no Bluetooth, no GPS, no WiFi, and it has a flashlight.

You're autistic.

Got this thing for about 7 years, don't need to charge, it's just there if I need to call someone.

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can you use something like that in the united states? thats my problem, any simple shit that just gets the job done doesnt work here. companies would rather us all get phones on lease plans then buy a cheap pos phone that just works for our needs.

>No cameras
camera can prove useful sometimes
dumb phone with good camera would be nice

I'm tempted to throw away my cheap smartphone and buy some dumbphone. Does anyone have any regrets? I almost never use my smartphone, don't use social media or any faggot shit like snapchat, don't take pictures with my phone, don't listen to music on my phone, don't browse internet and don't read emails on my phone.

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they do not let you buy SIM cards freely?

don't.
They were unreliable when new (microphone flex cable will wear out within a year)

get a cheap solidly built dumbphone then.
if you drop them often get a rugged one, they are under $100 and will serve you forever.

I regret throwing mine away whenever I go on a trip and need to use paper maps to navigate. GPS is a godsend.

Compromise: ability to hook up an external camera