I have access to this old 5 KW radio transmitter for the next 3 days. It is still located in the local TV tower in my city, connected to a directional antenna. I work as a sys admin here and nobody cares what the old transmitters are used for.
So i'm going to encode all the replies and images in this thread and beam them to Space, together with Never Gonna Give You Up at the end.
What do you want to say to the aliens?
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Fuck off we're full, space niggers
>What do you want to say to the aliens?
OP is a faggot
ayy lmao
cringe, reddit, cringe
stop fucking around with company property and focus on your fucking job wage-slave
I think by now aliens block human radio pollution to stop messing their instruments
please kill the niggers
>implying aliens understand English
never bring Earth RSA-16384 breaker, space retards
Linux was a mistake
Please save us, space Hitler
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
Why are you so upset NEET? Did your mom not bring you tendies after you shit your pants again?
You can't take the Razorback
Elon Musk is a cuck
Revive Hitler please
I love you dad. I miss you.
>you want to say to the aliens?
fpbp
also the vatican is expecting you.
Tell them that we already have enough faggots as is so they dont have to come.
NON SUFFICIT ORBIS
We don't have any vespene gas.
Though I wouldn't mind being taught the secrets of FTL travel spacebros.
the aliens would be appalled at our lack of pylons
I'll cook you one free Earth meal if you visit me.
Visit me please I'm lonely.
Hi Mom!
Nope, we still trying to figure out interstellar space travel
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Spirit of humanity is Godly Fast Eternal
If you're hearing this message, you are the resistance.
GTKRWN
TO ANYONE CONCERNED
WE INHABITANTS OF TERRA, SOL
ARE FIGHTING AGAINST THE JEWS
PLEASE SEND ANOTHER HITLER
EOT
Beam up tenpleos. May some ayylmao receive the best operating system in the universe. Also warn them of CIA niggers.
Please hit us with one of those sweet relativistic kill vehicles, space friends. You'd be doing us a massive favour. I'll pay you back with space blowjobs in the space afterlife.
Send nudes.
Old radios are so fucking based.
I'm going to get a casette stereo and make cassettes to play
If you are an alien... Send nudes.
/b/
S O S
If youre reading this, head in the exact opposite direction of this transmission.
There is nothing of value behind it.
"By the time this message reaches you, surely it will be the year of the Linux desktop."
“Preheat oven to 350 and cook for 10-15 minutes”
>implying anything produced by humans affects their existence in the slightest
White noise at best.
>OP
>Rick Assly
>srsly?
My request:
youtube.com
this
chickeninthecorn-busheyonestring.mp3
pls
Dear aliens we're full fuck off
please bring weapons of mass destruction and kill us all.
thanks.
hitler did nothing wrong
Please take me with you. I am located at 7246 W. Windsor Dr.
Carmichael, CA 95608 - USA
Pull my finger
Ok, faggots, we are doing it
Beaming it tomorrow
We know. End this charade at once.
enjoy your stint in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
after the FCC catches up with you
You realize that blasting 5kW on a frequency you are not licensed for will get you fuckhuge fines very quickly, right?
The FCC has no right stand between us and first contact. This is an historic moment. Go, now.
Help
Ball bag lord
i'm in Eastern Europe, actually
I'm not going to use any frequency in the FM range, but high above in the VHF
The transmitter goes up to 300 MHz and the faggots in IRC that helped me to build the GnuRadio block for it said nobody is going to listen there
And i'm going to do it early in the morning, so no risk at all
Hahaha
(ME ON THE LEFT)
We want to help rid space of Jewry. Where do we sign up? Thanks.
YO! Jow Forums MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY user!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!
THIS IS WAR!!!
Isn't that shit illegal?
Please, When you come to earth kill all the black people (they are the darker ones). Also, do not trust people with a hook nose, these are called jews, kill them too if you must.
First contact ruined. Fucking niggers.
fucking pisssssssssssssss
ok i lold
Install Gentoo
Help us, we're being held against our will. The people on this planet are losing their minds.
Once we get the fuck out of orbit I'm gonna slay so much alien poon
This pls also AYY LMAO
is that a crypto wallet address?
no, just a base64 encoded string
"you are a complete faggot to actually opened a website to decode this bullshit text"
or something like that
Pic related, so they could respond with the schematics
By the way, i will send each frame of the gifs one by one
i don't think aliens will have an understanding of the gif header
OP
>old radios
>old
That's fairly new r&s gear (a top of the line manufacturer), probably still worth thousands
kek
That's awfully arrogant of you to think that.
Op is full of shit as usual
Come back with a time stamp
Okay, first thing to do when i get back to work
I will actually make a video of the transmitting process
Sides are orbiting somewhere in the Belt.