What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

What's the most degenerate thing you've ever done?

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I masturbated in the file room, right behind the secretary, that's all. I'm not much of a degenerate.

i jerked off in my window with my neighbor watching once

Pulled an "Upper Decker" at a Wisconsin breakfast restuarant.

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when my gf and i cuddle i am the little spoon

I posted on Jow Forums while being under the age of 18.

Had sex on a balcony in front of about a thousand black people cheering me on.

Was at a club, pretty drunk. Flirting with this jew girl. She was drunk too. We went of out the club and did the in and out at night in the middle of some ally way.

I gave my virginity to a fat girl because I was worried about not losing it earlier, immediately felt disgusted and spent the next 2 years fucking more attractive girls to feel like less of a loser, ended up getting an STD.

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Pic or it didn't happen.

I have a fart/scat fetish with a fiance I’ve been with in total for 11 years now. Started 1 year in being grossed out by it, but it’s advanced to now she loves letting one rip in my face, tells me when to get under the covers, and even farts in my mouth while I give her rimjobs.

Just last weekend she facesat me while I ate her ass, pushed a bit and told me she feels like she needed to shit. I dug deeper and could feel the tip of it. I came from my tongue deep in her ass, hearing her worried moans about needing to poop while I kept her there on me.

Sucked off a Syrian refugee in the back of my car. At least I believe he was Syrian, might have been Afghan, he wouldn't say.

my bro was pissing me off so much one day that I dry humped him with an erect dick

he completely changed that day and we lsot our brotherly bond. probably thinks im a pedo now as he is a complete ass with 0 sympathy.

I simply did it because it was the only thing I could think of to get him to fuck off since it was only me and him in the house. it worked but came with a cost

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Spray-painting my balls green in a game of "Truth or Dare."

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Masturbated a mare to orgasm

Xanax

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had sex with an indian chick before i got red pilled

I can understand scat from the dsitress/embarrasment point of view but I draw the line at doing things that are harmful or hazardous to your health. Keep shit away from your moth man.

lied on the internet

you are not a real man

Fapping to 3 different porntubes on 3 different monitors, each at full screen.

how many girls and which std

Indian girls are hot sometimes. Could be worseAnd I was already red pilled.

I fucked a super hot tranny a couple of times.
I had sex with a passed out drunk chick once.
Ive made several porn vids online.
I had sex with a midget once.
I love fucking black chicks.
I had a 39 year old super hot brazilian fuck buddy for a couple og months when i was 23 and she was married with children.
Im constantly cheating on my gf.
Ive gone as low as 13 and as high as 70.
Ive fucked 3 women in the same day without taking a shower.

Thats from the top of my head

>make a pick

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Voted Democrat. Nah, jk - I'm not an idiot :)

Not even meming.

You sound pretty normal actually.

Have had sex with both, it really isn't degenerate. And I'm not a 56%er.

When you’ve been with someone long enough, your bacteria gets used to the other’s. I’ve been doing this for years and years, never got sick once.

It definitely isn’t healthy, but it’s not the death sentence it could be if you practice it with a random person, or even someone you haven’t been with and continually swapped fluids with for years.

Du ekelst mich.

I kissed a girl once.

Haven't killed an American goy.

I've had sex.

Your vagina has no power here.

Had sex with a jewess

nah, banging the jew girl was not the degenerate part. Taking her to a back alley and not wrapping was the degenerate part.

>Had sex with a jewess

Just like Trump's son-in-law.

I don't have to prove anything, but the black people just randomly showed up at the beach while we were fucking. A couple of black dudes noticed us and yelled something ape-like but seemed to be supportive of what was going on. Next thing I know the whole crowd of niggers looked up and started cheering.

Banged a whore during a wild night with the lads in Amsterdam.
Nutted hard tho, so no real regrets.

Fucked a FOB Asian girl in the ass, at a house party, pretty much in front of everyone

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Once I cumed in my pants in middle school while looking at/fantasizing about some ginger bitch. Found out in high school she was jewish...

>Implying I wrapped up either.

But I get your point, there's lot of times I've had sex and should have done that and didn't. It hasn't bitten me in the ass yet, and thank god for that.

When I found out my girlfriend didn't save her virginity for me I was insecure and went on a rampage. I tried to fuck her best friend but failed, I ended up fucking her 56 year old mother. Still wasn't satisfied because I knew the guy who took her Vcard, it ruined the relationship so I ended up breaking up with her. I took her anal virginity though. Wasn't good enough. I was 22 at the time, now at almost 30 I look back and realize I was just insecure.

Fuck a Sunni, half Syrian half Saudi

jerked off in the middle of math class in like 6yh grade.

This was me

Browsed /b/ for longer than an hour without being disgusted.

>Fuck a Sunni, half Syrian half Saudi

Based. What was his name?

if its we're being honest, catfished as a woman for the purposes of being a retarded teenager and not for money, and i could have fucking got money out of it too

digits confirm, madman