Are you ready Jow Forumsooglers? today is IO 2018
Countdown: events.google.com
Some possible reveals:
>Android P
>Lens 2.0, latest AI research info
>Google Assistant improvement
>New Material Design
>Info on the new kernel (Zircon) and OS (Fuchsia)
And more.
Are you hyped bruddas?
Other urls found in this thread:
wired.com
twitter.com
Live stream will appear here: wired.com
Fun fact: users of new android devices from last I/O have no way of watching through all of this before there battery dies because they cannot upgrade there phones with bigger batteries and fitting backcovers due to the nature of having sealed non-removable batteries and exchangeable backcovers
Keep your negativity to yourself.
stop oppressing negativity
Nothing of interest on that list, it's just marketing bull crap to "occupy" investor's minds.
>>New Material Design
when is this meme going to end. "Material" stuff inherently looks like ass.
Also quit spying on everyone you fucks.
Let's see what the new Google CoC brings.
There's going to be an outrage if there's not harsher CoC this year.
I like Material.
>Also quit spying on everyone you fucks.
Read Terms of Service.
What part of
> By using our Services, you agree that Google can use such data in accordance with our privacy policies
...don't you understand?
Nobody forces you to use their services.
>it's disclosed in the ToS, that makes it okay!
Collection of personal information on a vast scale shouldn't be a business model thats permitted to exist. In other words they shouldn't be allowed to offer those terms in the first place, whether or not anyone chooses to agree with them.
>Collection of personal information on a vast scale shouldn't be a business model thats permitted to exist.
So you're saying people shouldn't have the freedom to share their personal data with a company if that is what they WANT?
Yeah let's restrict people's freedom, great idea. Always worked.
Not a restriction on people sharing information - you can always tell anything you want to whomever you want - a restriction on companies collecting and holding that information, and using it for nefarious things that are harmful to the public, like advertising.
>a restriction on companies collecting and holding that information
So in your worldview, it is illegal for any company to collect personal info on its users, even if they have no problem with it?
Should banks exist in your worldview?
Of course they should. But they shouldn't be able to use information on what I buy, or other transaction data, for any marketing purposes. They shouldn't be able to sell or give it to any other company, and they should be required to delete it as soon as its no longer needed. Say, 90 days should be plenty.
--QUICK STUPID QUESTION--
Will this go out ob YouTube Live as well? I want to watch it on my TV.
Thanks.
do they usually review next pixel/nexus phone in google io?
You're welcome, friend :)
>They shouldn't be able to sell or give it to any other company, and they should be required to delete it as soon as its no longer needed
Are you saying Google sells the data?
They don't sell the data, but they do sell access to it. Which is a distinction without a difference, really.
>but they do sell access to it.
Not direct access.
More like the intelligence derived from processing data with their machine learning.
It's not raw data.
It's 'harvested' and never accessible in direct form.
You say that as if it makes the situation any more acceptable.
Why is it not acceptable? I still don't get it.
I trade some personal info in exchange of convenience.
Privacy is a right. Should we really have a world where it's okay to sell your rights away? Especially since people like you are fast creating a world where people like me, who don't want to make that trade, don't get the option. Tell me how shadow profiles are acceptable. I can choose not to use Google services, and yet they still collect information on me like they do on everyone else, despite my never agreeing to anything.
I'm ready now. Thanks for the notice, Ziggy Boo.
>Privacy is a right. Should we really have a world where it's okay to sell your rights away?
Should we live in a world where I have no right to let companies do their machine learning on my info?
how drunk are you?
well you also don't have the right to let companies dump toxic waste on your property, even if you and the company are both fine with the terms of the deal.
just leave
yes, fuck off to Jow Forumslibertarian
>Are you ready Jow Forumsooglers?
>Are you hyped bruddas?
You're really trying to get those rupees, aren't you, Rakesh?
>Google Assistant improvement
How does someone get this fucked up
I hope you were just larping
You have a communist worldview
I'm a libertarian. I think people have the right to do as they please.
and I wouldn't argue with that at all if Google's massive data collection had no externalities.
>attention to Google I/O
>MS Build 2018
No thread whatsoever. This is the state of Jow Forums
Sasuga
>I'm a libertarian
I'm a collectivist social democrat. I believe the needs of a society are more important than those of an individual.
An individual is only a cell.
Libertarianism is a meme.
I'm watching to see if they announce anything about what will replace play music, pls don't kill the music locker
It's live!
Why are you watching on mobile?
because he's underage and he doesn't have a pc
I'm maximum hyped
sticky when?
new nexus 7 please thats all i ask
wtf is this trash?
onions music
>the eternal state of wh*Te """music"""
"""""MACHINE LEARNING music"""""
>doesn't have a pc
This is not what I came to see, I really don't want to hear hipster music that doesn't even sound like listenable music to any person functioning ears.
Are you ready, Jow Forumsooglers?
It's going to be epic
AI machine learning self-replicating drones gracefully bestowing immortality
audience seems to wonder the same
the least you could've done was put a BLACKED.com in there
At least this "music" is only going to be here for more 30 minutes
if the music is generating itself then what are those jerkoffs on the stage doing on the audio equipment
You sir, are a meme.
>is this what they call music in 21st century
Tuning the seed for the machine to generate other generations
Nah I have that in an incognito site if I get bored with the horse shit they call a "pre show"
This isnt the keynote. Every year there's live footage of an empty stage while people are presumably running around backstage finishing last minute details. Looks like they just threw in a (shitty) musical act this year.
I still use mine for web browsing, its really quite sad that google completely abandoned the nexus program in favor of the pixel line.
please use /embed/ in the URL you sick fuck
when doe s it actually start?
>chromebook news
there will be none mark me
>New Material Design
>Everything is round :DDDD
This memes needs to die.
Lol look at these chinks trying to hold up a tiny banner.
HOW MUCH LONGER IS THIS BULLSHIT MUSIC GONNA GO ON I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING EXCITING YOU'RE GOOGLE FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU'RE THE BIGGEST TECH COMPANY IN THE WORLD AAAAAAHHHHHH
>Vox slave sóyboy
afaik 22 minutes from now
22 minutes, surely you can take 22 minutes more
i cant take this sóymusic any more
bleep music is finally over
BASEDMUSIC REPLACED BY BBCMUSIC
Stop this shit please
It's happening!
Are you ready for Artificial General Intelligence?
Singularity begins today.
How long does the keynote last?
20 minutes
kek
Why is there vaporwave music now?
Year of the Vaporwave Music 2018
that track playing right now totally sounds like asterix and obelix on the gameboy, at least the chiptunes part
How many Indian dudes are behind that stage frantically trying to fix their code or screenrecording their shit at the last minute?
argh, more sóymusic
does google release info on ethnicity of workers? wonder what percentage at their HQ is pajeet population.
now all we need is some s o y moan music
You would be surprise
Some user on Jow Forums said he worked for Google and sounded quite convincing t b q h the other day, and said this year I/O has some groundbreaking reveal
Of course it could be a memster but something the way he talked about it made me believe he's really from Google. I'd say be prepared for a major happening
this shit is even more pathetic than the microshaft one, and here i was thinking it couldnt get much lower than yesterday
fucking so᠌yfags...
i hope they announce kotlin as a first class language for android
Only accept leaks from me you swine. I'm the OG Google leaker here in Jow Forums.
Although, I think you all will like Material Design 2.
This is so fucking bad of a keynote already, shitty games, onions music, the whole 9 yards of a shitty conference.
Oh look! It's Leaker-chan!
>music with horse neighing and other animal sounds
What the fuck
But it already is. They even have their new tutorials in kotlin now.
Also, it won't be called Material Design 2, that's too lame for marketing.
((((games for sōygoys))))
M A C H I N E L E A R N I N G
Literally söymusic, holy shit
aren't you a particularly speedy pokemon