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>keeping an eye on your home
STOP

Why did you make another thread?

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Any trannies yet? Just woke up

wtf she's kind of cute

Girl with the green shirt and short hair was CUTE

What's special about any of this?

other one hit bump limit

Let me know when my assistant can have a name and a personality.
>Hey bitch, what's the time?
>Just look at the fucking screen you lazy fuck

dang that combo

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And strapped a stethoscope to her wrist.

OH BOI
IT WORKED

>60 degrees
damn, that house is an ice box

I want to lick her thighs while she steps on me

Bye Uber eats

Thank you mods.

Shit shoes tho

>Hey google, please order my usual sóy latte from my local Starbucks, pretty please.

>sticky

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Please, Google

it is the cloud, man
the cloud working for her in real time

btfo

Thanks, gods

POSTING IN A STICKY
Is any of what's being presented actually new?

Pretty please

Show us what you made then? fizzbuzz.c ?

I have a smaller sóywatch, what the fuck, why does she have such a huge söywatch

ebin :DDDDDDDDDD

did she just say my husband?
WTF DUMB ROASTIE REEEE

>my husband

Im hippety hip! Look at me fellow developers

hey google, give me a quick rundown on the whole oca-

>playing music on youtube

Ah play music is going to become youtube music soon.

[BOTNET INTENSIFIES]

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i want her

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BASED PAJEET IS BACK

I'm disappointed it didn't start playing "lofi hip-hop radio - beats to relax/study to".

this

>in the coming months
>in the coming weeks
>soon
>this summer

translation: wherever we felt like, maybe never

Good thing she shared her ETA so that her husband will shoo his girlfriend.

TWO ZIPPERS

POO

>plum ber

Plum-Ber

>lanky as fuck
>white bearded already
future diabetes patient, right there
I am not kidding here

Holy shit this is insane

MORE UNSOLICITED ROBOCALLS.

It talks for you! Wtf

Will Google I/O 2018 be able to top last year's conference? Can't wait to see!

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holy shit

Wait what the fuck that's a robot talking?

I can't wait to see this hilariously fuck up
>those added ums

That's fucking fake.

fake and gay

PERSONAL ASSISTANT

Fuck yes I hate talking on the phone

in b4 Google Assistant for Businesses so your robos can robocall other robos

Humans are finished.

>replaces having to communicate with humans
Sign me the fuck up, log that botnet right into my brain

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

Okay, now that is geniunely fucking impressive.

If it works. IF.

GOOGLE GONNA START WORLD WAR 3

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Is it possible to get assistant to do this properly?

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If that's real it's pretty dank because I have autism, but that sounded fake and gay.

was that real?

THAT was the uh-oh moment! Holy shit if that was real!

>"IRL call"
>the woman answers in perfect english
>the woman is not indian or hispanic
yeah, google

now that google has conversational AI down they just need to make anime androids real and they can take over the world

Hope I can listen to it, I want it to prank call people

this is insane if this is real

This is kind of impressive actually

damn this is truly something

What the fuck? Is this an actual goblin speaking?

big if true

I need this NOW
That is fucking cool!

This makes job hunting easier. Companies think you're professional

Please order pizza for my autism.

>demos working
Give it a decade or two.

"that was a real call"

I'm pretty sure there are some pretty big asterisks he chose to omit

HEY GUYS!
This means... automated microsoft scammers from india calling 2 million peoples a day!

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robocall answering a robocall in a matter of 2 months

google assistant passing turing test soon

let's watch it together
cytu dot be Jow Forums m4c

get in here, Jow Forumsbros

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Fake your voice through Google Assistant so you aren't called a faggot when you call them.

>tfw my autism flared up when she said you need 5 people for an appointment
based google looking out for autists

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shills or complete retards

My haircutter would laugh at me if I did this.
>my client
How self important must you be to even consider this

train it to solve DSA questions and get hired by google

>that was a real call*
>>*to a business that we told in advance to expect a call from our assistant, and to not deviate from a standard conversation