>Mom found my private PGP key
Mom found my private PGP key
Carson Robinson
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Jayden Smith
>mom did a cold boot attack on my linux machine
Ryan Collins
> grandma accepted the pull request
Nicholas Harris
>My daughter bruteforced the router password
Isaiah Gutierrez
>mods found the terry thread
John Lopez
its not hard
Elijah Martinez
>sister dereferenced a NULL pointer
Jeremiah Stewart
>my son arp poisoned the network
Easton Turner
>Dad deleted the pre-coreboot bios backup
Kayden Long
>Grandpa dd'd /dev/urandom to /dev/sda
Hudson Cooper
>grandpop deleted spider solitaire
Dominic Hall
>grandma checked my browser's history
In the hospital right now as we speak.
Brandon Reyes
>aunt used my nhentai account
Easton Anderson
>reddit memes
Carson Taylor
>my mom messaged me telling me I’m a worthless fuck
William Mitchell
That's kinda hot.
Angel Cruz
Okay kid
Brandon Moore
>son got reported for trying to sudo without permissions
William Diaz
Jose Morales
The absolute state of Jow Forums
Grayson Johnson
Actually originated from Jow Forums
Carson Martin
But the "U MAD BRO?" caption is from reddit.
Asher Green
Yeah I meant the trollface
Lucas Mitchell
>not in my club reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
autism
4chins has been compromised since 08-09
Kayden Brooks
>daddy figured out what a keylogger is
Ian Fisher
>mom penetrated my backdoor.
Levi Bailey
>mom found the terry thread
Brody Bailey
>mom emails me a zipbomb
Blake Anderson
>Handicapped brother deleted the disc drive.
Charles Wilson
>Microsoft found the recovery discs
Nathaniel Wright
>google found the analytic data
Samuel Gonzalez
>worthless fuck
have you tried in the ass?
David Miller
>parents' smart TV auto-plays loli hentai off my plex server
Adrian Diaz
>girlfriend denied my pull request
>she accepted the neighbour's
Angel Clark
>find a good porn vid in bed
>hit play
>its kinda quiet with headphones on
>turn up the volume
>realize its playing on a bluetooth speaker downstairs in the living room full blast
Elijah Richardson
Underrated
Elijah Fisher
> grandpa found a collision in SHA256
Nathan Lee
All 87,000
Carter Cox
>niece found my cp stash
Angel Campbell
>little sister proves that N = NP
>publishes the "my brother is a stinky doodoo head" theorem
Jose Barnes
>my father found my keyfile
Benjamin Sanchez
this actually happened to me once:
>friend gets a hold of my flash drive
>try to take it back, fail
>he opens it up on his computer and is trying to stop me from unplugging it
>"oh, a media folder? what's in here user"
>NO
>he double clicks
>mfw friend found my windows 98 system sounds .wav collection
probably would have felt less autistic if he found porn
Wyatt Rodriguez
>dad exploited an xss vulnerability on my personal site
Andrew Cruz
>aunt found out I spent $2500 on headphones while collecting food stamps
Aaron Sullivan
>grandpa reverse engineered my robotics project and made a robot that makes mine look like a pathetic imitation
Michael Hernandez
Is there something weird about this? Almost all the technology I currently own was purchased with neetbux
t. Non-burger
Adrian Smith
>foiled my dad's social engineering attack
Xavier Martinez
Wow!
Adrian Howard
>mom successfully did a login and sudo attack on my ubuntu partition
Caleb Jackson
She overwrited it five times with zero
Blake Baker
>mom ddos'd me when I didn't immediately come down stairs for dinner
Michael Bennett
Dad forgot to park my hard disk
Lincoln Parker
>mommy removed the clear CMOS jumper
Jace Hughes
>mom deleted the extra RAM I downloaded
Christopher Lewis
>mom flashed coreboot on my w520
Jaxon Martinez
That kid is so
S O Y
O
Y
Joshua Rivera
>Uncle downgraded the kernel
Dominic Jenkins
>underrated
???
I had a plenty of recovery discs back in the day
Hunter Myers
>son html inject my secret blog
Cameron Taylor
>deaf and blind grandma proved my code is broken through unit tests
Jordan Foster
>mom and sister forcefully mounted my encrypted D:/ partition
Owen Harris
>mom and sister forcefully mounted my D
James Reyes
>uncle found my php web counter
Cooper Baker
fuck
Brody Ward
>mom relicensed my program to GPLv3
Adrian Morgan
>dad installed gentoo
Isaac Torres
Based dad
Joshua Scott
>grandmother cracked the 4096bit key
Anthony Turner
>my sister ddos'd my virtual machine.
Gavin Jenkins
>grandma turned off my windows 95 machine without waiting for the orange message
Jason Ross
>gf forked a Java project
Kevin Kelly
>wife's son invented a new computer
Evan Davis
>invented
Tyler Roberts
>Mom enabled -Ofast
Ayden Hernandez
+1 for sounding dirty
Aiden Martinez
>mom riced the initramfs
Colton Jones
t. php fag
Benjamin Butler
>My wife's son sabotaged our krone board
Chase Cruz
Grandma successfully converted my home infrastructure to Amazon AWS for power savings
Ian Richardson
>Mom died of an overDDos
Lincoln Myers
mad