Post anything and everything Steve Ballmer related

Post anything and everything Steve Ballmer related.
Remember this guy? Was there ever another Jow Forums related CEO so crazy and driven? What is your favorite Ballmer related story? What is he up to these days?

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>that armpit sweat
kek

Based Ballmer turning dreams into memes

I didn't realized that when I posted that youtube link.

>so sweaty his chest and armpits are soaked
Imagine what his balls must have been like while on that stage. Where was he when this vid was shot? Amazon rain forest in the humid season?

>Imagine what his balls must have been like
Not too mention his ass. Must have been fairly swamp like in his pants in general.

imagine the smell

...EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA

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how much crank did they do before they made this commercial?

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Microsoft must've spent a lot of money on cocaine in the early 2000s

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cocaine

ballmer is that OG nigga
stock growth? nigga fuck yo ROI
WOOOOOOOOOOO

Can you believe it? Reversi!

Make android makers pay billions to MS because patents

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fuck this stupid kike

lol at the onions boy face

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why was nebraska always exempted from everything?

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Corn husk tariffs

Jew worshipping thread, fucking disgusting.

"Linux is a cancer"

"Linux is communism"

wtf I hate Eric Andre now

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!

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>implying business weren't using NT or 2K on the desktop prior to XP

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>Steve Ballmer says he never actually threw a chair at that Microsoft engineer who left for Google
Sure he didn't.

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