How to tell someone is a bad programmer

>Enjoys Ubuntu/Unity
>Talks about rust and other retard languages
>Thinks fixing memory leaks manually is too hard and should be done by the computer
>uses the mouse and an IDE to program even simple shit
>bad development environment like windows

>Jow Forums
>having any good programmers
You get people like who hates rust because of idiotic politically motivated memes.

this
I always keep the nails on my right hand at least 3mm longer than on my left.

>unironically refers to themself as "coder"

>She doesn't wear the proper OSHA certified clothing for her long journeys of coding.

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my nails naturally trimmed by all the typing
like rats teeth

theres nothing wrong with ubuntu faggot

>doesn't have any code in production
>only has small "projects" on their github/bitbucket/personal git/cvs/svn/hg repo with no diversity in the languages used (all java, all javascript, all python, all rust, pick your favorite basedboy language)
>has a riced desktop
>uses a commercial/off-the-shelf IDE
>only has one computer
>never had a real job
>learns new languages (especially esoteric languages) constantly without developing anything useful in any of them first
>doesn't master their language of choice and doesn't utilize most of the features available
>reinvents the wheel instead of using libraries (still an excellent programming exercise, terrible for any real program UNLESS and ONLY UNLESS their shitty fringe langauge doesn't have a decent standard library available)
>posts screenshots of their tiny shitty programs for attention
>doesn't read journals/articles on programming, isn't actively involved in any programming community to any meaningful degree
>refuses to help people with severe elitism (usually because they don't know the answer themselves)
>doesn't understand how to build programs from the command line/terminal
>wears programming socks
>doesn't have impaired vision from staring at a screen continually
>doesn't use an automated build system (e.g. CI, makefiles)
>can't create portable code
>picks an OS for bragging rights/nerd cred (see: "geeks")

Can't play flamenco with a pick

doesn't have a beard

Not wearing programing socks.

I don't understand, fingers sound better, you develop calluses, not that it's ever been a problem for me, flamenco also sounds better on nylon strings
So either you have weak fingers or you're just leaving your nails untrimmed for attention

>Jow Forums in bookmarks and/or browser history

Can't play Despactio either.

What?
I would probably give him the are you serious look if he said that in front of me

>program is proprietary

If you are half of these, does that make you an average programmer?

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>spends excess time on Jow Forums howling about irrelevant bullshit
>engages in language and operating system wars with obvious marketing spam
>doesn't have the first clue about the terminal in any OS beyond copypasta they borrowed to fix their problems
>thinks Vim vs Emacs vs various IDEs is an actual internecine conflict and not morons arguing over diffirence tools for diffirent jobs, has no mastery of vim default keybinds either
>sulks constantly about being underpaid or overworked despite not working much ever and only producing half-baked and barely performant code
>thinks the pajeet memes are true to the point where he actively avoids learning anything from Indian colleagues who actually know shit
>is a serial loner with no family or friends and no desire to marry or procreate and become a responsible adult, key towards becoming a mature senior level dev and not a flaming fuckwit activist who ruins projects with ideological zeal
>has a hardon for FOSS to the point where good solutions are rejected in favor of purity even when the alternative is awful by comparison
>plays video games and considers them a legitimate "hobby," and/or watches others play them on stream
>genuinely thinks the hierarchy of devs leaves no room for people in one or another niche, whines about code monkey work or about theoretical CS being stupid or about project management being pure bullshit
>didn't attend a top-20 ranked uni or self-teach, decided to get a mediocre education and believe this paper makes them superior to better devs who got their start in the industry
>vapes or drinks intense amounts of caffeine to make up for the inability to hold an adult life schedule including sleep
>brags about porn usage and jokes about traps constantly because the challenge of legitimate relationships with a member of the opposite sex are too scary to confront without irony due to immaturity

Ubuntu is cool just unity sucks. Gnome since 2005

I actually agree with this. Untrimmed nails also usually means they're shitty typists too, so their code is usually full of typos and other mistakes.

>uses GOTOs
>in java

>fingers sound better
you're an idiot

This. "Code artisan" fits much better.

>cute girls (males)
They're not cute, they're degenerate faggot abominations.

Damn I feel like shit now.

All me

Wew laddy. I need to do something with my life.

Ok attention seeker go post pictures of your painted long nails and striped thigh highs on /soc/

wtf, comparing js framework, python language and an IDE, whats wrong with him

>I bedeeve dis pyton is a wirus

>too close to home

xfce4 ftw
havent been on ubuntu awhile, i heard they're shilling themselves out to amazon etc. with penetrent icons and popus. that true or bs?

I don't know why all of you faggots brag about shit like having no "language-diversity" in your projects. As long as it is no shit language everything is ok. Better master one language perfectly, rather that knowing 40 langs partially.
>Not using libraries
Are you fucking retarded? You complain about shit like those people are unable to program properly, and in the same text you complain about people who write their own functions.
>Muh 300 high-level libraries that provide me with some basic functions

nope he's just bad baiting

a few of them yeah. i wouldnt say 'average' but just not really into programming. if you have a few shitty projects lying around where you dont put in effort and they barely work then yeah

Something tells me this is true about you as well.

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untrimmed nails for programming equals bad programmer maybe

untrimmed nails for hardware engineer and or hardware technician is based natures spudgers

It is more when something goes wrong, they have no clue because hurr durr libraries

>>thinks the pajeet memes are true to the point where he actively avoids learning anything from Indian colleagues who actually know shit
Fucking this

>Watch YouTube tutorial on some obscure topic that only one guy actually makes videos for
>Video starts, hear that poo accent
>Exit video and try to scavenge the internet for something else

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Why are you using gnome 3