Swedes put chips under their skin

arabnews.com/node/1302416/microchips-get-under-skin-technophile-swedes#
>Arab news
>Sweden
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>I got it because I don’t think technology is advanced enough to hack a chip
Lmfaooooooooooo

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I don't care how advanced memenology gets, I will never get a tech inplant in my body ever unless it is life saving.

>they still need an id badge on at all times
That's the hilarious part

OP is retarded because he thinks it's an issue of security when clearly the appeal is the utility/function.

>put memechip in hand
>memechip unlocks my house, computer, car, and chastity cage
>place of employment gets memechip reader for other wage slaves to get in and out of building, unpaid interns dont get chips yet
>go into work next day
>memechip reader in door knob pulls the single password for everything I own
>mfw the it guy dumps my memechip password to an rfid card and uses it to unlock my house and log onto my computer and decrypt my browsing history
>mfw they are now using the black cuckold sissy porn from my computer to blackmail me
and such is life in sweden.

but user how could anyone blackmail you for something as normal as that?

pussy

bionic eye with zoom + recording features when?

literally cant make this shit up

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>if they found out it was american blacks and not arabs they would throw me in jail for racism.
there

Why is it hilarious?