Swedes put chips under their skin

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>Arab news
>Sweden
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>I got it because I don’t think technology is advanced enough to hack a chip
Lmfaooooooooooo

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I don't care how advanced memenology gets, I will never get a tech inplant in my body ever unless it is life saving.

>they still need an id badge on at all times
That's the hilarious part

OP is retarded because he thinks it's an issue of security when clearly the appeal is the utility/function.

>put memechip in hand
>memechip unlocks my house, computer, car, and chastity cage
>place of employment gets memechip reader for other wage slaves to get in and out of building, unpaid interns dont get chips yet
>go into work next day
>memechip reader in door knob pulls the single password for everything I own
>mfw the it guy dumps my memechip password to an rfid card and uses it to unlock my house and log onto my computer and decrypt my browsing history
>mfw they are now using the black cuckold sissy porn from my computer to blackmail me
and such is life in sweden.

but user how could anyone blackmail you for something as normal as that?

pussy

bionic eye with zoom + recording features when?

literally cant make this shit up

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>if they found out it was american blacks and not arabs they would throw me in jail for racism.
there

Why is it hilarious?

that's not the only thing swedes put under their skin, if you catch my drift

Arab News also has news on their front page about Palestina, Israel, United States, Yemen and Saudi Arabia, to name a few...

Seems really handy though. I can totally see the appeal.

I mean if it's always on you have a problem, but as is there are lots of phones that support this kind of pay scheme that work because they're toggled.

Why wouldn't this work on the same principle? Unless you're talking about bad actors...

so they basically just report news on middle eastern countries + their mortal enemies paypig

I don't get it, in my country we use fingerprints for that kind of stuff like getting into the gym.

those chips are passive, there is a coil and it gets energized by a transmitter and sends out the code. There is no way to turn it off, this is why people buy those rfid shielded wallets so people cant rob their bank accounts by playing grabass in the subway.

But a button on the surface of the skin would-
Well at that point it's just wearable tech innit?

>memechip has one hardcoded ID
>user easily scans memechip in my hand
>user uses memechip ID to access my home, workplace, etc
Retard

mark of the beast incoming

Because it defeats the fucking point of having a chip in your hand when you have to have one on your neck anyways

Wearable tech can usually be taken off without surgery

Mark of the beast. I'm warning you. We are so so very close to the ends of times. Trump is a godly man and a good Christian but even he is plating into the devil's game without knowing it. By poking the Jerusalem bear by establishing an embassy there, he poked the Devil. He's the wake up call to the Devil that now he knows we are fighting back. He knows we Christian few are ready for him. It's not too late my friends, to give your life to Jesus.
John 3:16 for God loved the world so much that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but shall have eternal life.
There will be a final harvest, a resurgence in the church during the end times. And you can be a part of it.
Revelations 14:15 And as the grain is ripe, he swings the sickle, because the harvest has come.
Pray with me. Reject this and other worldly things. If you are not serving God, you are by default serving the Devil.

HOW ABOUT A FUCKING 4 DIGIT CODE TO UNLOCK YOUR DOOR??
HOW ABOUT THAT???
NO NEED FOR KEY!!

Is the Pope good or evil? How can you trust Christianity when its figurehead seems to be doing so many wrong things?

The worst thing that can happen if I lose my ID card is I have to call someone and lose 10 minutes of work

The worst thing that can happen if I have an implanted foreign body is a lot worse than that.

that involves wires and shit, the thing in its current state is a self contained capsule. To add a switch, youd have to add wires which are prone to failure, find a damn good way to seal the thing with the wires coming out, and deal with a whole bunch of extra bullshit.

Christianity=/=Catholicism
Only Catholics follow the Pope

Because the Pope is a man and does not speak for all Christians and or Christianity

Couldn't you activate the capsule with a companion device/app then?

I know of 'muricans who've done this, it's nothing special
>arab news

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Ah, gotcha.

To me the pope is a cunt though. Dirty satanic catholics

yes, and also the catholics are not christians but they are evil too.

this isnt mark of the beast and I really wish you bible thumping retards would fuck off.
This is however the enemy of privacy, every action you take will require this chip to tie into your actual identity. No more buying dragon dildos, illegal hrt, using drug burner phones, going to questionable websites without any of it tracing back to you. After botnet doorknobs are made mandatory for "emergency services accesses(and search warrants)" you wont even be able to leave the house without (((them))) knowing about it. Your health insurance premiums will go through the roof when they can prove you dont leave the house for days at a time. No exercise = unhealthy slob prone to disease. And you dont even want to see what will happen to your car insurance when your botnet car reports back to the insurance company that you were the one behind the wheel when the vehicle was doing 15 over, not that youll even have insurance after they find out your mother borrowed the car when she isnt listed on your policy meaning you let unauthorized drivers operate your vehicle. After they cancel your insurance for breach of contract, they'll forward the info to the police that your mother was driving without insurance.

Nice paranoia. The EU just passed a law making that absolutely illegal.

Pope is infallible when talking about certain things (not sure if it was all things). Or so I remember learning.

no that's only when he speaks ex cathedra but i'm not sure he's ever done that

no, because the capsule would need more power than its capable of to switch itself into a safe/unsafe mode and at that point you might aswell just use your smartphone to access the area/service directly instead of adding a now useless implant.
Go read up on the problems with rfid cards. You can copy the card and break into a building simply by putting some chink device you bought off of alibaba for $200 in a backpack and lean on a wall next to the door like your waiting on the buss, then when some reatard goes to swipe their card, your backpack reader picks up on it halfway to the real reader and just saves the code, then you can stamp out thousands of new cards that work just like the original.
If there was sume simple fix then they would have implemented it by now, granted on the card they could put a push button that disconnects the coil, but that adds extra bullshit and at that point you might as well just use a key.

>the EU
its going to happen in burgerland and then (((they))) will force the EU to overrule that decision in the name of national security because "germans" or "swedes" are the issue and not just the immigrants. You need to remember they unironically talked of banning trucks from cities because the muslims keep driving them into crowds. They also banned all diesels from the city because they got shitty at volvo for lying.

Here in burgerland, car insurance companies already do this type of shit. For younger drivers, they have a botnet that plugs into the cars computer and monitors its speed and reports back to the insurance company. The insurance is often affordable if you don't get the thing. They also do other blatantly illegal shit like discriminate based off of race or gender. I did 2 quotes and answered the same shit, if I was a tranny I could save over 100 burger bucks every single month.

and yet he has the ability to determin whether suicide = go to hell, gay = go to hell, and whether or not christians are actually muslims, and then flip flop the issue on a whim so that now suicides and queers go to heaven and were all muslims.

>Does not speak for all Christians and or Christianity
AKA Protestants

Chips shouldn't be the password, but rather the username.

its still retarded. If youre going to have to type some bullshit in, then just type the username too.

The Catholic church has been corrupt since its inception. Modern day pharisees.

This

Lets not forget all of their Pagan symbolism. A lot of if it borders Luciferian context.

yeah if you're a catholic

Isn't Sweden that feminist Utopia where immigrants are raping the feminists that allowed them in but their media is being censored so nobody finds out because it's run by the feminists themselves?

Would your fucking face do that better?

that's not true, are you from pol? because you're pretty dumb
papal infallibility only applies to very specific cases

Pussy. I'd go full Adam Jensen tomorrow if I could.

Someone hacks the eye
Now you're worse than blind

What happens when they fall or something breaks the chip on the inside? Wouldn’t that potentially cut a vein and they will bleed out?

>let's attach a real identity to usernames
faggot

something about putting a chip inside me freaks me out

I think I'd end up scratching a hole in myself

Oh my God you dense duck. The chip is a physical thing in your body, if you use it as an username that shit makes no sense because you have a face.

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Was waiting for it.
Pretty creepy to know we are in the end of time :/ i'm not even that religious

why are white people so gullible

I come from a muslim household and i believe/feel/see that we really are in the end of time. Much respect to all christians and jews. We are getting in a wild ride my dude

Wait, there are Muslims on Jow Forums?

Are you fucking retarded? The Pope applies to Catholics only, that is what he said and that is 100% true. Jesus fucking Christ, are you from r3ddit?

Yes and not the goatfucker kind. Think about the goatfuckers as the hardcore équivalent of catholiques. I'm also white and nobody irl thinks im muzz, some say jewish but nono.
Still shit will soon hit the fan my dood

Of course. Jow Forums is very multicultural. People from every country in the world come here (except NK probably), Saudi Arabia included.

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Is this the Facebook generation disease?

It’s a generic RFID, do you take a fucking picture for every shopper card you sign up for just because your card has your fucking name on it? No because the fucking grocery store don’t need that.
Do you use faceid and touchid just because it’s your phone? No dipshit because they’re not as secure and the cops can force you to unlock them then, and criminals can use physical force to unlock your shit with it.

Protestant, Orthodox or Coptic give 0 shit about the Pope.

so, how is this more convenient than RFID key tag?

North Korea has appeared a few times on Jow Forums and Jow Forums

Proxies my dood. For the memes. I’m fairly certain none of them were real N Koreans, but I would be happily proven wrong

You can lose an rfid tag easier than losing your hand? Idk people are fucking stupid

Why can't they use smartwatches with NFC to unlock doors instead? I don't feel comfortable having an unremovable chip in my body that could track me with telemetry.

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What if you lose your hand?

Smartwatches are ugly and retarded.
The question to me is why cards don't work from your pocket, just like the stickers on your car's windshield.

Adam never asked for this, for good reasons.

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>"So I heard you had a Bitcoin wallet worth a lot of money inside a chip implanted in your arm..."

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mark of the beast

Now thats some good shit

>someone hacks eye
>shows me some crazy shit
free drugs

Atleast post the screen from the github

Toxic plastic entering the body...

What are coatings?

Yes, user. What's your point?

Oh fuck off you conspiritards.

It would have to be kim himself posting

>Trump is a godly man and a good Christian

I genuinely can’t tell when people are being serious anymore.

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