Windows 10 April Update

Is there a more comfy OS?

>Keeps track of all your activities so you can keep your work on any device
>You can store all your files on Onedrive so you are more than safe against ransomware
>You can connect all your services so Cortana can know what are you listening to and giving you lyrics
>You can sync all your favorites and settings on the Microsoft cloud so you can always have your comfy OS anywhere
>Full emoji support
>Microsoft Edge is super lightwheight and has the smoothest scrolling
>Exclusive "Gaming mode" that actually works.

Linux is stuck in the past, the communities are still dealing with what to use and what standard to support, meanwhile Windows is improving every 6 months with nice features. I can't wait for Explorer dark mode and global tabs.

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sauce for anime girl please

Did the gaming mode not work before? What's the difference now? I turned off all updates because they kept breaking shit, the final straw was when an update broke my bluetooth and left me without a keyboard.

The main reason I dislike Windows is the degradation and eventual file corruption over time that they still have not fixed, the bloat, the lack of real control over the newer versions, and the inability to remove certain things.

I still use it, because I really don't want to take the time to move over to something else and deal with the stress of getting it running the way I want. But I still dislike it.

That said, there's no reason to really dislike the evolution that is happening. We see these things in a lot of sci-fi films and shows and consider them amazing, but when they actually start to happen we freak out. Why not just embrace it?

>We see these things in a lot of sci-fi films and shows and consider them amazing, but when they actually start to happen we freak out.
Like what? I hope you're not talking about Cortana, it's actually pretty worthless

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still wearing lingerie though

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is it safe to post this in SFW boards?

>Microsoft Edge is super lightwheight and has the smoothest scrolling
I know you're baiting, but being a Win10fag I still can't say Edge is any good.
There's no reason to use it over the modern Opera as it is slower, uses more resources and battery, worse at supporting the web standards.

God, I wish Cortana would've been useful. So far I only use her to set up timers and alarms.

>no reason to use it over modern Opera
The Chinese merchants are a third party instead of the provider.

Dude, besides Edge, Opera is my browser to go, but any Blink-based browser will show you a higher CPU usage when playing videos and a far worse scrolling on heavy javascript pages.

Edge has a lot of flaws and the lack of nice extensions hurts it more, but just try it for yourself and see how Edge scrolls at 60fps pon practically every page.

>botnet
>botnet
>botnet
>botnet
>useless shit for numale söyboys
>botnet
>useless shit for numale söyboys
also
>1366x768 in fucking 2018

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Post your face when Edge shills are so desperate that they are actually trying to use scrolling behaviour to sell their fucking browser. Then note the recommendation to use another fringe browser with equally questionable reputation.

>keeps track of all your activities
>onedrive
>connect all your services to cortana
>sync all your favorites and settings on the Microsoft cloud

Its all a big fucking data-mining botnet. Dont buy into this crap and block all this shit or use the LTSB

How do you even get LTSB? I've looked around on DDG, but I haven't been able to find anything telling me.

I encountered a major bug

UAC does not work anymore and it always reverts to the second lowest tier despite many restarts and doing the good old registry edit trick

You gotta torrent it and use something like Microsoft Toolkit to crack it. As for blocking the spyware crap use the hosts file. Reddit has an entire sub dedicated to this. Its at r/Piracy

thanks friends

Do you see bobs or vagene?

i like it desu

i dont use cortana though, might try it again at some point

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Thanks user, this shit ended up fucking me over by everytime in log in, it asked for a pin with no option of saying no and reset cortana and enabled her back.
Thank God for the revert build setting

I can't tell what's bait at this point.

>Is there a more comfy OS?
Windows 7, windows XP, any distribution of Linux and hell, maybe even MacOS.

Edge's scrolling works no different than that of Chrome. I would've considered that an achievement if it was something aking to Safari on Mac when 99% of browser's performance is dedicated toward smooth zooming and scrolling, but currently if there's any difference - it's marginal at best. Not to mention, if Edge gets it - every other browser will get it to, given they share the rendering engine.

I've unironically tried using Edge - Microsoft claimed it was fast and battery efficient which are two of the three important side browser qualities to me (the third being the resource consumption).
Due to working in Android Studio on a 8Gb RAM laptop, I've run into issues with using Chrome during development as it's just too resource-hungry.
I've tried Edge, Firefox, and Opera. Out of these, only Opera offered the solution to the previously mentioned issues while keeping an adequate level of performance. Edge offered neither and it's also shit as an actual browser.
I still use Chrome as my main browser, but I use Opera when I'm working.
Mozzila is also shit, but its debugger has a couple neat features so I kept it anyway. Not to mention, I still should test shit on a popular browser when I'm doing webdev.

Sauce

[spoiler]I'm asking for my dad[/spoiler]

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It's developed by Tier-2 MS devs and we are only half way through dev cycle... so I like it

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rabi ribi
it's a great game btw

Why is Miku such a slut lads?

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Did you stop and think that maybe the reason updates are breaking your system is because you’re disabling services?

>you can turn off most of those things
Thank god.

Also,
>smooth scrolling
>good
>ever
I leave websites that implement smooth scrolling in their code. It is literally cancer for anything but touch screens I guess.

because she's a semen demon

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Can't get over that shitty wallpaper

sauce

What is wrong with her hair?

Edge is basically the only browser usable with a touch screen for me.

It's hardware acceleration is much better than Chrome, either for videos or browser games.

Nearly everyone in my (reallife) surroundings complains about w10. The few times i've tinkered with it, it was a shitty and inconsistent experience. How much money does MS invest monthly for paying this army of shills? Also install gentoo!

it's genetic

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That doesn't look anything like Miku.

blue twintails check
blue striped panties check

So you're battling the "botnet" by installing cracks from some shady third world created that is harvesting your data?

those are drills you dumb, blind motherfucker

>hurr durr shady cracks with viruses
If you weren't a retard then you would know that source code of KMS server emulator is available on the internet and you can even compile it yourself, Microsoft Toolkit is just win32 gui software using that method

whatever

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This. Looks more like Teto than Miku.

We have to save her!

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You're a shill, a fool, and a waste of oxygen. Please kill yourself ASAP.

don't bully Sachiko please!

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Windows 10 is okay. I like Pop!_OS more.

It's neither of them
rabi-ribi.wikia.com/wiki/Seana

thank you senpai

excellent trollpost

I like this new way of masturbating with sound waves.

What is she doing?

this

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It broke wifi and bluetooth for me

April update bricked my system, i had to revert back to 1709

That’s a bikini.

The more you know

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>>You can store all your files on Onedrive so you are more than safe against ransomware
Nice, can I get 10TB of storage on Onedrive for my backups for free ?

Half the shit you listed requires Cortana (or some other kind of internet integration), and that can't fly on my device, so no thanks. I mean, I wish it was just tinfoil hat issues, but my laptop also gets TRASH battery life when the CPU has to be at 60 degrees when idling because of all this Windows horseshit.
If anything, I am getting less impressed with Windows over time. I might try Qubes OS soon.

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Have fun when Microsoft tells the authorities about your loli folder, weebs.

>60 degrees
>when idling
Have you considered that it may not be idling? Or perhaps cleaning your laptop?

this plus there are openly posted ms keys on google that actually works lol

Nah, I flick open task manager and check this shit sometimes. It's either Security Essentials (which you can't schedule scans for, it does it whenever the fuck it feels like) or currently trying to install modules (I guess that's something related to those metro apps).
Since there's no easily accessible way to turn this shit off, Microsoft might literally be pushing me to another operating system soon.

>Miku
>red eyes
Get out f/a/ker.

Tell me that this is satire.

Is the wallpaper representative of your position when Windows 10 April Update is installed?

Edge really is smooth and fast.

i finally (think) i figured out how to stop cortana
at least i have managed to stop the process from appearing in task manager

Waiting

>rabi-ribi.wikia.com/wiki/Seana
This underwater girl, with dreams to become a singer, built her own studio underwater just for singing. Her voice isn't bad, but she gets lost in her performance and inflicts massive damage on her audiences. She needs the water for her skin and body to stay young.

is she a kappa girl?

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>Microsoft edge is super lightweight
>""gaming mode"" that actually "works"
Holy shit my sides

>rabi-ribi.wikia.com/wiki/Seana
Game looks cute, nice little side scroller, I'm nostalcig

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error when update wat do ?\

my dekstop are fine though, already running troubleshooter windows update but no luck. Are there offline installer i can download? already check on microsoft update catalog but only 1709 available

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>Datamines your work activity
>OneDrive can't keep you safe against ransomware if your local files get encrypted; also it datamines your files
>Cortana is constantly watching and datamining your preferences
>Your settings are datamined using Microsoft cloud
>Emoji is useless crap someone thought would be a good idea to shove into unicode free slots
>Edge datamines the fuck out of your hardcore porn and is just a tranny IE
>Gaming mode is just Windows 10 disabling SOME dataminers so you get the impression that stuff runs faster

ok i take the bait

dont worry, you don't have to use it, cortana uses you all the time anyway

For what?

Yeah and I bet you got the source code for LTSB windows that shows the backdoors gone. Get with me when you grow a brain.

Hello MSDF, I disabled nothing except updates because they kept breaking things. I don't know why you assume things to rush to the defense of your shit OS, but it is what it is.

None
I can configure my touchpad far better than on lelnux and WSL has improved well enough that I don't need to dualboot anymore

/thread

>autism
>autism
>autism
>and more autism
holy shit dude

This.
He's spent way too much time falling for Jow Forums memes.

When was gee filled with micropajeets? wtf

>discord
>whatsapp
>EDGE
And most importantly:
>windows 10
End yourself retard.

>anime
>discord
>weeb
>thinly veiled desktop thread #521 of the day
>autism

checks in, checks out

>Keeps track of all your activities
your post would've been great if you ended it right there OP
linux has better features. cortana and cloud services are memes

This. I wonder why would anyone like to be cuck'd this hard

>Full emoji support

Windows used to just werk, but since I stopped gaming and switched to Linux for working I've had no problems in comparison to Windows Vista and onward.

>what is identity theft
the OS that enables hackers and three letter agencies the ultra easy means to steal peoples entire lives and literally enslave them
>emojis
go away child this site is 18+
>edge
>gaymen mode
and i thought your anime pic was too much cringe. enjoy your virginity i guess..

but i do agree, linucks is for cuckfaggots... so why haven't you installed it yet OP?

>the OS that enables hackers and three letter agencies the ultra easy means to steal peoples entire lives and literally enslave them
There is literally no way telemetry and sync data to the Microsoft cloud can help hackers and thieves to identity theft.
Actually, these kind of features help to avoid hacking by syncing data through secure ways, keeping backups in case of data loss, avoiding typing passwords more than once and being able to close your session using your Microsoft account.

>go away child this site is 18+
Step it up, gramps. You look like a fucking idtiot using emotes ;-)

>edge
Edge is now a competent browser and now users can have a better integrated system that works even with your Android.

not sure what happened, but after the update my comp is running a hell of a lot smoother. i'm on an ancient 8gb, 3.2 4570, and everything feels a lot more responsive.

>Keeps track of all your activities so you can keep your work on any device
Mac os has had this for years
>You can store all your files on Onedrive so you are more than safe against ransomware
literally been a thing for years
>You can connect all your services so Cortana can know what are you listening to and giving you lyrics
see above
>You can sync all your favorites and settings on the Microsoft cloud so you can always have your comfy OS anywhere
see above
>Full emoji support
see above
>Microsoft Edge is super lightwheight and has the smoothest scrolling
and no extensions, too.
>Exclusive "Gaming mode" that actually works.
>uses artificially bloated os
>enables mode to reduce bloat by 10%
>"wow guys, this works!!!1111"

>You can store all your files on Onedrive so you are more than safe against ransomware

That's not how it works, Onedrive will update the good files with the encrypted files. Unless you have a rollback option I'm unaware

What color did you use for the toolbar?

fucking weeb go die

No, he is actually right, the source code for the KMS activator is available in github. Can be used to activate any Windows. There are GUIs for it on the internet. Hell there is even a GUI in github, u moron.

Werks fine.e (?)

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>Full emoji support
Please, just leave