That one weirdo who brings his own keyboard to work

>people with zero work experience defending having a mechanical keyboard at work, the thread

that's me

brap

Perhaps he had used your keyboard once. The sticky one.

Half of the IT staff where I work uses their own mechs. Some of the engineers do too.

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Horrible shoes.

Terrible lordosis, she walks like a chicken

I bring my kinesis advantage to work. Im not going to risk RSI over what my (retarded) coworkers may or may not think.

>brings his own
>working at a place that doesn't buy its employees accessories.

don't worry you will eventually have to change career paths since you aren't good enough

Says the jealous tranny

found the weirdo

>want to bring one of mine
>also don't want to leave it or lug it back and forth
?

>buy one just for work
>keep it there
Wow, that was hard.

That's an underage Italian thot who got fucked by nigger dicks for cash.
Disgusting.

No, I'm a woman.

Federica gets paid to fuck because she's hot.
You get paid to fuck because you're feeding a drug habit.

Says the jealous tranny

get your boss to buy you one

Kek

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>he thinks i'm getting paid to fuck

hot

I have a standalone thinkpad one. All the company keyboards were beyond filthy

>this thread

g is absolute garbage

gib

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I am the weirdo who brought on own mouse to work. It's a lot of clickity clickaty job anf boss provides 3$ shit tier mice that break after month or two.
Fun part is it's not a 5 to 8 job so productivity and efficiency means more monies.

If I ever get a real job (hopefully never) I'm gonna bring my blue switch ducky year of the rooster edition and clackity clack those normies' brains to jelly until they fucking fire me

braaap

>5 to 8 job
Who the fuck hates himself enough to work that sort of shift?

Oh lol. I meant 9 to 5, 8h for pretending to do stuff at minimal acceptable speed.

>don't work at a shit company
>ask boss if I can get a mechanical keyboard so my wrists stay healthy
>sure thing buddy
>i now have a cherry g80 3000 with mx blacks and a foam wrist rest
Wow, that was hard

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>That weirdo carpenter who brings his own hammer to work
Why not use old shoes and glass bottles like the rest of us, you too good for that?

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SNIII

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Based

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I do that...
Keyboards at work are shiny greasy gross.

I'm bringing my to University every day.

hot

i used to do this until i got HR to buy me a mechanical keyboard.

Seriously disappointing face

Work doesn't provide mechanical keyboards, fuck typing on membranes. Red switches aren't loud anyway.

>give resignation notice
>buy $200 mechanical keyboard
>use it for the last few weeks
>file the keyboard as an expense on the last day
>leave with keyboard
>expenses come back in full

About to go to my new job tomorrow, should I bust the keyboard out on the first day?

Only if you want to be known as keyboard guy.

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This is common practice at my workplace, but only managerial staff do it, One of my guys does it though.

>not working at a job that values their employees just enough so you can use whatever the fuck you want. Just ask and they will get it for your.
>Typing this on my daskeyboard prime 13 at work

I SHIGGY DIGGY

kek

I am that weirdo

why do you think she hid it?

>implying you fuck

what's wrong with that

Serious question: What do you do that you need a mouse for?

Anyone else literally unable to type with a regular keyboard now? It is physically painful for me to use one.

Stop being autistic.

As long as he didn't bring blue switches or sit close by then I got no beef with him.

Should've hid it in her Instagram too

Next you will be telling me that you don't buy your own office chair.

>tfw work from home
>get to ham-hand and bottom out blues all day
Feels good man