Be me

>be me
>be pretty sad teenager
>go to party because friend invited me
>see 7.5/10qt3.14
>we’ve never talked before
>she has beautiful smooth hair and soft big blue eyes
>the party decides to have a cuddle/movie-watching party
>qt3.14 introduces herself
>qt3.14 pulls out blanket and blush/smiles
>”wanna watch together, user?”
>omgyes.avi
>she sits and presses her shoulder against me
>she laughed at every joke I said
>after the credits she just looked at me
>we made eye-contact and she started playing with her lips
>dad’s car pulls up
>she leaves
>sad.png

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whom quoteth good fellow?

tis’ a greentext my jolly chap

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lucky

b u m p

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lucky

I hope she accuses you of rape, fuckface.

who

Ask her out then

teenage women are worthless don’t fall for the meme teenbro

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this

>didn't experience teenage love and never will
>trying to convince himself it's not worth it anyway
Good God, that's sad.
Just end it already, buddy. You're beyond saving.

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They are degenerate immoral sluts who will cheat on you and break hurt your felings

I'd feel bad for you if it wasn't your own fault

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not all of them dumby

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fellow teenbro here gonna have to agree with this
I mean if you really like her go for it but don't go through too much trouble just to get a girlfriend that probably won't stay with you for longer than a year
this is why I prefer boys lol

Yes, all of them

I’ve had 3 gfs already and thats more than enough for me to say that its not worth it. The time commitment and just having to put up with many of the women already is a pain. There are so many better things to do at this point in your life that can be helpful for you in the future. Focusing on studies and athletics is the best thing you can do, romance can wait for college or later

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>Focusing on studies and athletics is the best thing you can do
lol nerd

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FUCK OFF IM IN ALL HONORS AND VARSITY WRESTLING I WILL LITERALLY BE YOUR BOSS WHEN IM OLDER

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It's the only thing I can do

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I'm in all honors plus 2 APs and marching band succ my bepis
how? just spend more time on doing things you like to do

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Is this a zoomer thread?

THERES ONLY ONE AP COURSE THIS YEAR AND BAND IS FOR FAGGGGOOOOTS
YOU HEAR ME
FAAAAAAAAAGS

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Schedule:
wake up
go to class
lunch
study
dinner
study
die a little more inside
sleep

I simply don't have time. I only get to shitpost once a week nowadays.

yeah we're usually allowed only one AP course for our grade too but I'm also taking AP Computer Science as an elective which isn't very hard so I guess it doesn't really count to be fair
and I don't actually like marching band I just joined it this year because I thought it would be cool but it actually sucks and I'm stuck with it for the rest of the year :/
are you in uni? do you not have any days off?

So is wrestling ',:^)

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Just like wrestling

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Dammit you beat me to it

this too lmao

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that’s why if you’re looking for something to do you play a real man’s sport like wrestling. Also I did band once in middle school and played clarinet, what do you play
saying it a thousand times doesn’t make it TRUE

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Sweaty teenage boys in skin tight outfits groping each other is pretty gay

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wrestling doesn't sound very fun either and gay
>what do you play
the fucking soundboard and bass drum in stands

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Saved that gif and your gay.
k bye

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you are just jealous because you can’t live out your gay fantasies without getting your ASS KICKED

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knock knock

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>soundboard
yikes my man, there are band guys that are on the team already and they can get shit done. if you are more than a sophomore though than I can’t really give advice on what to do because you already missed a lot of experience you could have had in whatever sport you would have chosen. just do something like lacrosse that nobody gives a shit about to just stay active and have fun with others. wrestling isnt gay btw shut up
NO YOUR GAY

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who’s there

FUCK OFF

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>imagine actually hating girls unironically
wew

FUCK YOU TRICKED ME

I'm a sophomore but doing a sport just sounds like a waste of time to me if I'm not going to enjoy it
dang now I sound like the nerd huh

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congratulations, you played yourself
sports are fun though, meet lots of new people and being part of a team is great

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idk I'm really antisocial but I still have friends for some reason and I'm ok with them I don't think I need to meet new people
being part of a team isn't that great in matching band so I don't think it would be any different in a sport

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Hey as long as you don’t shoot up the school it’s fine. Just be true to yourself and others during these years and make sure not to waste them. Also sleeping rn I got an english exam tomorrow lole

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>Hey as long as you don't shoot up the school it's fine
can't promise that lol
(just kidding fbi pls don't put me on watchlist thanks)
thanks I'll try to do my best to do stuff while I can
good night good luck on the exam

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Why won't you americans call it american instead of english?

you too as well lad
because American isn’t a language

>they don't have a language of their own
pathetic!

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>>we made eye-contact and she started playing with her lips
lucky bastard

pennsylvania dutch exists
along with all the native american languages