Jow Forums gets super powers!

Jow Forums gets super powers! Will you use them for good or evil? Will you make someone in the thread your arch nemesis? Your rival?

Go here to get a random superpower:

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Erasure
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta-Possession
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Acceleration
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Combat
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angular_Momentum_Defiance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Wisdom
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Beam_Emission
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Water_Manipulation
youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I
youtube.com/watch?v=RCFBuqKMx8s
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Wing_Manifestation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helium_Manipulation
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Love_Inducement
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Shield_Construction
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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades
nice

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow_Erasure
Lol this power is way too op. I could literally destroy the world

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta-Possession

this one is awesome. I'd totally be a villain stealing orher peoples' bodies like Ginyu and snooping around. I could basically disappear into everything and escape anything.

Rolling my id, I'll base my supervillain name on that

I have no idea what I'd do with those letters

Just call me Ghosto

Call yourself "unit 3EIUk8Lu"

> powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Age_Acceleration

I am now the doom of thots and boomers everywhere.

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That's way too op.
You could cook something super fast buy aging the microwave while it is cooking

I was hoping it wouldn't be so much of a mouthful lole

Just possess 8 people to say the letters all at once

Yeah that's basically just "I can make this thing advance in age super fast" which means you could basically disintegrate things tol

Very based, good idea

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Combat
Pretty standard, just basic wind powers. I've always considered myself more of a fire person though.

Angular Momentum Defiance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angular_Momentum_Defiance

I wanna do good, but I'm not sure if I have what it takes

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Depending on the level of strength, you might be able to cause friction in the air to try and set something on fire, and/or carry a light and some sort of fuel and use the wind to whip it up. Would be really cool.

You'd basically be a supernatural martial artist with unreadable movements. Go for it!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation
Um, I think I'm the big bad of this universe.

*possesses ur galaxy*
what now bro

>Enhanced Calculation
I will use them for good and evil by beating the Jew at his own world domination schemes.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Wisdom
This is hardly even a power, as it lists RL people having it!

Y’all niggas don’t even know. I choose gays as my nemesis.

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best power coming through

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Teleporting bread... for 3 days

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice-Fire_Beam_Emission
>only found in Ben 10
Neat power though

im using my newly found Curse Inducement to curse all people who think traps aren't gay.

I could do that, I could also age cheap wine by two or three centuries and quintuple my money.

I could, and I'd definitely do that to any white knight vigilantes that tried to stop me, but I'm going to savor draining late teen-early twenty's whore's prime thotting years from them.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Water_Manipulation
Hell yeah, now I can force bant to stay hydrated

I would run around generating bread in gluten free fags mouths and stomachs.

Excellent idea, altough I was thinking about opening a bakery for free money.

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Also you will never for Hungry again.
AhAHAHAHAAHhhaha....

But it wouldn't be free, you still have to pay rent.

youtube.com/watch?v=ec0XKhAHR5I

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youtube.com/watch?v=RCFBuqKMx8s

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Where did tf2 go man

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I got undead manipulation FEAR MY BONEMAN ARMY

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Wing_Manifestation
Wouldn't this ability only work in cyberspace? Seems rather useless practically, but if not, I can fly!

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Helium_Manipulation
Could be neat, but Helium doesn't exactly grow on trees and I'd need my own supply.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Love_Inducement
bye VIRGINS time to fuck some hotties

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Shield_Construction
Cool?