tried to make pizza for me and my bf tonight

> tried to make pizza for me and my bf tonight
> oven is a modern, computerized one
> 10 minutes in starts smoking
> beeps 3 times in rapid succession
> OSD reads "FAULT DETECTED, PRESS START TO TRY AGAIN"
> pull pizza out
> ruined
> tfw the botnet strikes even in offline appliances

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T-thanks, botnet...

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Dumb trap, use a normal oven

what
the fuck
is that

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Looks like a shitty pizza anyways.

H-he only has the b-botnet oven...
It's w-what a ruined dinner l-looks like...

Why are you trying to make Jewish child porn, you sick fuck?

I-it's a real pizza, n-not a "pizza," a-user-kun...

I think it would've been good if they weren't retarded

B-but it's not my f-fault! The b-botnet was h-hiding in my bf's o-oven...

How the fuck do I base64 this????

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use a grill next time

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Obviously, not like that. I didn't realize that I made it too difficult for the brainlets at Jow Forums until people started asking me how to solve it in my chat.

Fugg, that's supposed to be BTOA, not TOA.
Then, to get it back to plaintext, use
atob(...);

The botnet didn't do that, it's God punishing you for your degeneracy.

*ruins your pizza*

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>Not having gas oven.

B-but I'm not a degenerate! I-I just wanted t-to make n-nice pizza f-for my bf...

>65954928
Thanks, now what?

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>for my bf
Which means you're either a girl on the internet (tits or GTFO) or a degenerate.

> trying to get me to cheat on my bf with the entire internet
> in a thread that allows everyone to repost anything posted under the terms of the CC BY-SA license
N-nice try, NSA...

im so hungry id scrap the pineapple and eat it

Not trying to get you to do anything. It's just the rules of the internet.

go back to the kitchen, you don't belong here

N-no bully pls...

Given the state of the pizza, i don't think it belongs there too.

You messed up along the way, go back to the beginning and do it right this time.

B-but it was the o-oven's f-fault it got b-burnt...

Stop typing out stutter you autistic retard. It's not cute, it just makes you look stupid.

B-but I can't h-help my s-stutter, a-user-kun...

>pinneaple
You deserve to be hungry and suffer.

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B-but I l-love sweet stuff on p-pizza, a-and I made half of it h-how he'd like it instead...

kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot

It's not even that bad, just suck your bf's cock and watch anime with him or let him suck your feminine penis idk.

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> watching nonfree chinese cartoons
We have plenty of public domain operas to enjoy, instead...~

>not putting pineapple in your pizza
kys nigger

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hey qt glad to see you back on Jow Forums

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I want to wipe away katies tears, give her a hug, and hold her claws

>hold her claws
Fucking degenerate

> pineapple pizza
> Lucky Star
Muh nigga

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Underrated post

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