>you are sleeping fine
>then your flesh starts melting for no reason
wat do?
You are sleeping fine
wake up
I guess i die
That's what unironically will happen if a gamma burst gets through Earth.
go back to sleep
see what my melted flesh tastes like
Out of all the end of the world scenarios this has to be one of the scariest. A GRB can happen any moment and unlike a comet you won't see it coming.
concentrate and reform into my final form
Blame the Muslims?
masturbate
start new life as spooky skelton
donate my skelly self to numerous different medical schools and make hella dosh
spook random people in my free time
greentext about it, screencap it and get that sweet r/Jow Forums karma baby
SPOOKERS RISE UP
Make a thread on Jow Forums about this, of course
grab burger
Wait until my entire face melts to look finally decent. Ashleyfag isn't as ugly as you guys think hey
Wonder where all the radiation is coming from since I sleep in a lead box under the ocean.
thanks for the scary info
Ikr I’m fucking handsome as shit but you guys are just jealous of it
What? No you just happened to win the sperm lottery and look somewhat human.
Ik I’m pretty lucky