Shy big titty 18 year old just moved into my building

Shy big titty 18 year old just moved into my building

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sick belgian pervert

Lucky bastard.

Kidnap and torture her for 44 days until she’s dead then encase her in concrete

Ask her out then

boner

having man boobs must be embarrassing

fuck you I'm emotionally stunted a decade backwards anyways I still fit in

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kidnap her, then keep her in a looked house in a rural area.
Pretty sure that after about a year or two, she will start to have feeling with you
And by any chance you actually did it, make sure to make threads on Jow Forums.
Good luck fren

no wonder your hiding in nam

Good, its not like you have the courage to ask her anyway, so she is probably safe.

Jesus christ stop being psychos

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Go say hi to her, autismo.

offer to pay her for tit job
if she refuses, drug her, kidnap her and cut her nipples off with a pair of scissors

are you a serbian or something?

No, I am.

Fuck off, Alice.

I did. She was just about to leave and I was walking up the stairs so she had to wait until I was up with her before she could go down herself. So I stopped and looked her in the eyes to tell her have a nice weekend. And she just sort of looked away and stuttered y-y-y-you too. It was fucking adorable, I am so fucking rockhard right now

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So next step of your master plan is to introduce yourself and ask her name?

Ehhh we'll see what happens. It's been a while since I've done shit like this honestly, for very good reason. I'm not that fussed honestly but maybe if an opportunity presents itself I'll get into it. I kinda forgot how fun it was doing the whole song and dance but then again wasting my time on chicks is not exactly on the top of my to do list

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Too soon mate, too soon.

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rape murder rape murder rape murder

Is owning a home in europe expensive?

dunno

no point generalizing over the entire continent tho it's gonna be quite different everywhere

Is your apartment building comfy at least?

sure I mean I'm easy to please but I got no real complaints
very clean, quality internet speed, all basic kitchen/cleaning appliances
and the owner is a stellar guy always willing to help wherever

rekt

Is she taller than you?

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no

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how old are you?

shut the fuck up retarded incel

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Send pics of her

Well... I look younger than I actually am.
Last time people guessed me at 23

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32

fuck no. I'm still not hitting the big 3 in a while
you guys aren't judging me are you
you better not be

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28

>Coolsville
>Shitpost
Literally you.

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I don't have a beard and I don't drink monster anymore.

disgusting, give her to someone her age like me

Fuck no I missed an entire decade of my life and now I'm taking it back with a vengeance

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Proof is necessary to back up your claims.
Severe comma or unfathomable retardation? Is there even a difference?

Will not won't not post my face

lole. yeh sure let's go with unfathomable retardation why not
I wish I had them cool shades tho

You've piqued my curiosity. Care to elaborate if this isn't getting too personal for your liking?

He's a loony that recently got his life back on track thanks to gov't gibs.

Eh. Look whatever I just met a girl. She was literally perfect and now she's gone. And people blame me and they're not entirely wrong. I went to a dark place before getting better. Roll credits. Don't bother prying more