I rely on GPS to drive to places

>I rely on GPS to drive to places

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>I buy Apple because anything else is too complicated.

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>I make these threads because I think I'm funny

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>I consult the map on my smartphone before I drive to a place

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This
>Need to go somewhere in hometown
>Know the street and I don't want to spend time to read street addresses while driving
>look for a landmark/cross streets to gurantee where I need to be in person.
>Use street view
>Realize I know exactly where it is
>And have a comfy drive as Google still doesn't know the fastest routes to there.

>drive to places
>going outside at all

But somehow there’s people that will still argue with you it still GPS, wrongly thinking of NAV.

People are too hypocritical for attention.

>not enjoying a nice sunday drive with the missus

the worst of scum indeed

But my missus is 2d.

>Google Maps is very reliable at giving an estimated arrival time.
I always look at google maps when I wake up to know how long I got to go to school or work since I have to take the interstate to go anywhere.

>missus
REEE go away

That estimation is only good if you are a virgin who obeys speed limits.
Really Chads like me speed and usually beat the estimate by 7-10 minutes.
Bless the highway system.

A real man can smell the pussy from 10 miles away

Try doing that in West Virginia

There's 0 reason not to use a gps if you don't know where you're going. And if there's detours and shit being able to whip it out and find the best route is great. Sometimes I leave it up just so I can see all the roads I'm driving by and go for a stroll through them

Obligatory:

>Day 74 of no fap

>As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

>Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

>I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

>As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.

It will unironically make you worse at navigation in general. Basically trains your brain to shut off paying attention and path formation so you can recall how you got there. Smartphones in general are blamed for a lot of things, but really the worst is GPS making everyone spatially impared.

please help me understand why a professional programmer would use Apple products

>driving in south florida is easy as shit
It gave me PTSD

I mean if it's something you do all the time like going to work, around town then 99% of the time it's easier to just learn it.
Whenever I take a trip and drive somewhere unfamiliar, I'm gonna be using google maps. There's no point in juggling a map or whatever in an unfamiliar city, and on the highway it's nice to find stops along the route. I also like to see how many miles are left on long highway drives, and try to beat the initial time estimate.

top kek

>this is what nofappers actually believe

Yes but the joke is to make fun of people who use it all the time.

because people have preferences, you retard.

Why is your car the color it is? Why do you care what color other peoples car is?

>Not having the advantage of knowing where the accidents and jams are way ahead of time

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Cut 7 to 10 min only? You must be a beta Chad

I use my radar detector and drive upwards of 150mph weaving in and out of traffic, my hour long commute takes less than 30 minutes

a programmer with a romantic mindset?

This isn't what "nofappers believe". People aren't "doing this" to get superpowers, they are doing it to quit a horrible habit that has obviously exerts a detrimental influence on their life.
You also use the term as a misnomer, as though the state of 'not masturbating' is the aberration whenever the opposite is the case.

Three centuries of medicine showed evidence to the detriments of all forms of sexual excesses, including masturbation. Moreover, if you look at their arguments, although crude, they are rooted in physiology. People who say masturbation is harmless, appeal to naturalistic fallacies and Freudian nonsense. Modern neuroscience vindicates the age old research as we now see there is an intense hormonal and neurochemical toll to be paid for indulging in the sex act.

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>wasting brain power just to know where the local mcdonalds is in hick town

Not enough gears in my shitbox to eco speed higher than 75mph.
There getting to places and being retarded. Move closer to work.

I don't need to move closer when I live fast. Only downside is filling up my gas tank 3 times a week

Use it or loose it. The only two things this does not apply to is the reproductive organs and the ability to cry. You can go years without the use of either and they will still function flawlessly. Even looking at wild animals, they can go over two years without copulating and yet it will work fine when the time does arises.
You deprive an animal of light and enviroment, it will be stupid. Animals raised in zoos tend to be less intelligent than their wild counterparts and have zero sense of direction, able to get lost within their own chambers if they are rearranged.

That money you use on fuel can go towards paying for a nicer place near work.

I do that sometimes. It's useful. Especially since you can get traffic info too.

well, the people on the road will do that
the closer you get to Miami, the worse it gets
getting a license down here is stupid easy, so you end up with people who actually barely know how to drive doing 90mph down the highway and think crossing a five lane highway to get off on an exit coming up in 300 feet is a good idea

>150
fucking hell

Nah idgaf, live free or die hard. Once made it to 170mph going down a slight incline

>loose
Lose

Real Chads search for the direction on Google Maps and then print it out on paper

There'll be nothing left of you the day you will inevitably hit something.

Hell, someone is more likely to hit you instead.

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map quest*