Pick me a programming language

Dubs picks me a programming language. I already expect a shitshow. Surprise me.

P. S. Thinking of COBOL

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Rolling for R

Winner #1. Will take two more.

Rolling for Holy C

HolyC. In the name of the prophet

i dont know programming

rolling for esolangs.org/wiki/FiM

Not that guy but ill also roll for it

ANSI C.

Clojure

Blessed be the language of the Lord

ATS

B

Assembly

Pascal.

Coq

Reroll holy C

Isabelle

Fortran 77

APL
APL

BCPL

Guile

B

lolcode

zig

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FORTRAN?
>FORTRAN

brainfuck

ARNOLDC
R
N
O
L
D
C

Gotteem boys

Rollin for Malbolge. Good luck OP.

Trips for fort or holy C

Tcl

Malbolge

Rolling for brainfuck

Holy roll for holy C

Same.

FINAL LISTERO:
R
Zig
Brainfuck

Best of luck in your future endeavors

Cobol so you can become a rich boi getting money from bank legacy software

Op here. Looks like this is what I must do. Well, time to start. Until next time, Jow Forumsentoomen.

Anyone got a good recommendation for a python crash course for a complete newbie? Friend needs to learn the basics over the weekend and I don't do much coding.