Pick me a programming language

Dubs picks me a programming language. I already expect a shitshow. Surprise me.

P. S. Thinking of COBOL

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Rolling for R

Winner #1. Will take two more.

Rolling for Holy C

HolyC. In the name of the prophet

i dont know programming

rolling for esolangs.org/wiki/FiM

Not that guy but ill also roll for it

ANSI C.

Clojure