Post rare Ballmers
Post rare Ballmers
Colton Butler
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Connor Rogers
Carter Garcia
Anthony Rodriguez
James Nelson
Landon Davis
Camden Gomez
Nolan Rogers
Adam Parker
Connor Hughes
Connor Sanders
Aaron Adams
>tfw only got common Ballmers
Jason Rivera
Jaxson Sullivan
Jason Roberts
Nicholas Rodriguez
Asher Moore
Cameron Cooper
Hudson Hill
Christopher Lee
WORST MICROSOFT CEO IN HISTORY
Colton Lewis
why do you have so many ballmers saved?
Zachary Cooper
because someday, someone might make a Ballmer thread on an imageboard
Nolan Perry
Aiden Butler
Kayden Martin
Blake Morales
Kayden Mitchell
Kayden Peterson
Mason Baker
Adam Walker
Juan Parker
Jayden Wilson
Aiden Young
He's a meathead. Not a computer looking guy.
David Wood
Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jackson King
Eli Hughes
Gabriel Brown
very spicy developer
Aiden Thompson
Ryan Wilson
Tyler James
Zachary Thomas
William Harris
William Gomez
Jose Moore
Carter Morales
Best, because he destroyed them.
Julian Allen
Dominic Long
Michael Gutierrez
Gavin Ramirez
Mason Brown
Ryder Brown
Jace Evans
Nathaniel Reyes
Jack Jones
Christian Fisher
Ian Powell
Jeremiah Smith
Nathaniel Rogers
Andrew Parker
Leo Robinson
What
Adam Cox
Adrian Allen
Charles Rogers
Eli Gonzalez
Jackson Evans
Nicholas Adams
Cooper Reyes
How much coke did he do back in the day?
Christopher Turner
enough to integrate Lotus 1-2-3 with Miami Vice
Ayden Edwards
He didn't use any illicit substance(s).
Ballmer is naturally high energy. The fucking madman that he is.
I grew up and currently live around the area he's originally from.
They opened up a Microsoft shop in this really high-end mall. It's called Sommerset. Surprise, surprise: the city it's in boasts the largest Indian population in the Midwest.
To baptize the store, they brought out Ballmer himself. He gave some fucking weird speech, then proceeded to run laps around the fucking mall. Back and forth, shouting at passersby. Dude's a fucking lunatic. But you have to admire that.
Elijah Ramirez
Luis Sanchez
Tell me more about him
Carter Rogers
Parker Cook
Every morning he shits in a trebuchet and launches his fresh feces at the next neighborhood because one of them once pirated Office 2007.
Jeremiah Foster
Elijah Wilson
this guy could have been another Hitler if he was interested in politics
Carter Cooper
He graduated from Detroit Country Day for college prep. That's where was taken. DCD is a prep academy with a baller reputation (Yes, Detroit is more than a burned-out husk of a city). Important to note that DCD isn't in Detroit itself, but rather a suburb on the Northend. Oakland County is what Detroit once was, back in the 40s and 50s, before the South-African-Tier race riots and economic collapse. White flight, you know?
While at DCD, Ballmer scored an 800 on the mathematical section of the SAT. Dude's smart.
He hates GNU/Linux. Called in Communism incarnate at one point in his career.
I used to work at a computer repair shop in Metro Detroit. The owners knew Steve personally in the past. He wasn't so much into computers as Bill, but he was "a math wizard" with a very unique personality. A joker, much like RMS, with sublime intellect. They never had anything bad to say about him and often dreamed up ways to reconnect.
He's distanced himself from Michigan these days. But buys into the "Detroit born from the ashes like a phoenix" meme that's been all the rage these past few years. Doesn't buy him any favors here, though, as Metro Detroiters have a mean bias towards those who bailed on the city (think Madonna with a fake fucking English accent, even though she's from fucking Pontiac).
Don't know what he's been up to post-Microsoft. I imagine he's just doing his basketball thing.
Jonathan Peterson
holy fuck my sides
Gavin Sanders
Good thread
Liam Butler
Dude he did sooo much Coke. I actually did a line off his boner lol haha
David Ortiz
>he's the only white guy in the room
I wonder if he even noticed.
Colton Sullivan
I will never not laugh at those pit stains
Daniel Powell
Actually best though. The two best versions of Windows (XP and 7) came out under his leadership. As did the Xbox 360. Better than the cancer Mr Nutella has brought.
Jordan Johnson
Unironically this
Ballmer was given a golden goose when Gates left.
This is a good example of Ballmer's leadership: youtube.com
Ryder Thompson
I dont think the man has ever not looked completely fucking insane
Josiah Harris
he has "resting lunatic face". a very tragic affliction
Matthew White
>tfw Balmer still in charge and Microsoft phone was still relevant.
Samuel Myers
Kek that file name
Cameron Ortiz
Ryder Brown
Jaxon Ward
perfect face of corporate america
Caleb Rodriguez
>the man who missed the boat on mobile
What a joke
Austin Hall
I know what you mean but it is actually really, really hot under those stage lights.